Happy Birthday, Mikey!
In honor of your birthday, I called the people up who name things and had them name a few things after you:
1. This World War II Aircraft Carrier
2. One square meter of land near Stuttgart
3. An exclusive club that requires members to carry a card
4. A Small Glider
It costs surprisingly little to have shit named after people, I discovered. Anyway, it's the least I could do. Happy Birthday, brother.
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