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  • The Bootyologist
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 2912

    #1

    Even The Bootyologist has to mow his lawn

    The ladies like a clean place

    I'll be mowing this morning, who else?
  • Napolean
    Misanthropic Egalitarian
    • Nov 2002
    • 4330

    #2
    Originally posted by The Bootyologist
    The ladies like a clean place

    I'll be mowing this morning, who else?
    i live in an apartment.. they mow my lawn for me
    HAH! FOUND IT FRIS

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    • TweetyBird
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2004
      • 8532

      #3
      you'll be mowing alone
      sig for sale.
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      • Fabuleux
        Confirmed User
        • May 2003
        • 2543

        #4
        You can mow my backyard

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        • The Bootyologist
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jun 2004
          • 2912

          #5
          Originally posted by Napolean
          i live in an apartment.. they mow my lawn for me
          I've been trying to get some my girls to do it, but those hoes can't mow for shit.

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          • warlock5
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2004
            • 2808

            #6
            Can they mow their own bushes?

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            • AaronM
              GFY Royality ;)
              • Oct 2001
              • 46917

              #7
              Originally posted by The Bootyologist
              The ladies like a clean place

              I'll be mowing this morning, who else?
              Isn't this why God invented gardeners?

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              • Porn4abuck
                Confirmed User
                • May 2004
                • 363

                #8
                Can you say... "Lawn Service"?

                Man, I have not mowed a lawn in 20 years.

                Good luck with that though.
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                • Veterans Day
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                  • Jul 2003
                  • 8403

                  #9
                  already done, 1.3 acres
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                  • The Bootyologist
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 2912

                    #10
                    Originally posted by AaronM
                    Isn't this why God invented gardeners?
                    The mexicans won't take tricks for mowing..

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                    • The Bootyologist
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 2912

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Porn4abuck
                      Can you say... "Lawn Service"?

                      Man, I have not mowed a lawn in 20 years.

                      Good luck with that though.
                      Hey , a brothers got to do what a brothers got to do...

                      Lawn Service wants $175 to mow my lawn, you know how many tricks my girls gotta turn for that $175??

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                      • The Bootyologist
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2912

                        #12
                        I need to get me a couple of young playerz to do my yard work. They get to hang around the cat house in return

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                        • Marcus Aurelius
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                          • Apr 2003
                          • 14809

                          #13
                          I have a crew that does mine.

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                          • CDSmith
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • May 2001
                            • 51460

                            #14
                            Originally posted by The Bootyologist
                            Hey , a brothers got to do what a brothers got to do...

                            Lawn Service wants $175 to mow my lawn, you know how many tricks my girls gotta turn for that $175??
                            One?
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                            • wyldblyss
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 5779

                              #15
                              Did mine yesterday so I'm off the hook there, but I have a lot of gardening to do so I'll keep busy.

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                              • The Bootyologist
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 2912

                                #16
                                Originally posted by CDSmith
                                One?
                                yeah , but $10 of that goes to the girl

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                                • Fabuleux
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2003
                                  • 2543

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by The Bootyologist
                                  The ladies like a clean place

                                  I'll be mowing this morning, who else?
                                  So basically your mother asked you to mow the lawn?

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                                  • polish_aristocrat
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Jul 2002
                                    • 40377

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Fabuleux
                                    So basically your mother asked you to mow the lawn?
                                    I'd say 20% of GFY'ers live with their parents and i am not joking
                                    I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                    • The Bootyologist
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 2912

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Fabuleux
                                      So basically your mother asked you to mow the lawn?
                                      I wish man. I lost my mom many years ago...

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                                      • Manowar
                                        jellyfish  
                                        • Dec 2003
                                        • 71528

                                        #20
                                        Troll alert

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                                        • kenny
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2002
                                          • 7245

                                          #21
                                          Pave your yard. Worked for me!

                                          Just playing, I live in a apartment.
                                          7

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                                          • The Bootyologist
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Jun 2004
                                            • 2912

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Manowar
                                            Troll alert

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                                            • pussyluver
                                              Clueless OleMan
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 11009

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by The Bootyologist
                                              Hey , a brothers got to do what a brothers got to do...

                                              Lawn Service wants $175 to mow my lawn, you know how many tricks my girls gotta turn for that $175??
                                              Oh shit! I'm affaird to ask. These must be 1st class, A Number One Babes!!!

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                                              • The Bootyologist
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Jun 2004
                                                • 2912

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by kenny
                                                Pave your yard. Worked for me!

                                                Just playing, I live in a apartment.
                                                you priced concrete lately?

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                                                • Marcus Aurelius
                                                  No Refunds Issued.
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 14809

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by The Bootyologist
                                                  I wish man. I lost my mom many years ago...
                                                  The saddest part about that is, he didnt lose her, she lost him, abandoned him in a grocery store to be more precise.

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                                                  • strobi
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                    • 7383

                                                    #26
                                                    I love mowing! Love the smell of grass... Feels like summer to me

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                                                    • The Bootyologist
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 2912

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by pussyluver
                                                      Oh shit! I'm affaird to ask. These must be 1st class, A Number One Babes!!!
                                                      The Bootyologist ain't got no requirements for looks or age or teeth.

                                                      An ugly trick is still a trick

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                                                      • The Bootyologist
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Jun 2004
                                                        • 2912

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by mdcq
                                                        The saddest part about that is, he didnt lose her, she lost him, abandoned him in a grocery store to be more precise.

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                                                        • polish_aristocrat
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                          • 40377

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by strobi
                                                          I love mowing! Love the smell of grass... Feels like summer to me
                                                          i hate it, i am allergic
                                                          I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                          • nofx
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                            • 16826

                                                            #30
                                                            my guess is this dude is another fake char.

                                                            Often times I wonder why
                                                            There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                            When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                            When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                            • loverboy
                                                              When it rains, it pours
                                                              • May 2003
                                                              • 20609

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by nofx
                                                              my guess is this dude is another fake char.
                                                              Smokey the Bear?

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                                                              • EviLGuY
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Apr 2003
                                                                • 12745

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by The Bootyologist
                                                                The ladies like a clean place

                                                                I'll be mowing this morning, who else?
                                                                I have some.. uh.. mentally challenged guy that cuts mosts of the lawns on my block do it. :D

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                                                                • CDSmith
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                  • 51460

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by loverboy
                                                                  Smokey the Bear?
                                                                  I don't think so.


                                                                  But he's the thriftiest pimp I've ever seen. Borderline tightwad he is. Most pimps I've seen on TV are spreading cash around like confetti at a wedding.

                                                                  A real pimp would pay a company to dig up his lawn and put in that fake grass,.. the kind you can't tell it's fake. Never have to mow or pull weeds again. Cost a bundle but the true pimp never asks how much.
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                                                                  • nofx
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                    • 16826

                                                                    #34
                                                                    the img in his sig is hosted here > http://www.betablog.com ROFL maybe this is him?

                                                                    Often times I wonder why
                                                                    There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                                    When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                                    When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                                    • CDSmith
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                      • 51460

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Oh god
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                                                                      Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.
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                                                                      • nofx
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                                        • 16826

                                                                        #36
                                                                        what?, no comments about this 'booty' ?

                                                                        Often times I wonder why
                                                                        There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                                        When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                                        When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                                        • Marcus Aurelius
                                                                          No Refunds Issued.
                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                          • 14809

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                          I don't think so.


                                                                          But he's the thriftiest pimp I've ever seen. Borderline tightwad he is. Most pimps I've seen on TV are spreading cash around like confetti at a wedding.

                                                                          A real pimp would pay a company to dig up his lawn and put in that fake grass,.. the kind you can't tell it's fake. Never have to mow or pull weeds again. Cost a bundle but the true pimp never asks how much.

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                                                                          • EviLGuY
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                                            • 12745

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by nofx
                                                                            the img in his sig is hosted here > http://www.betablog.com ROFL maybe this is him?
                                                                            HAHA.. omg that would be so fucking sweet if that was infact him.

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                                                                            • Doctor Dre
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 51692

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by The Bootyologist
                                                                              Hey , a brothers got to do what a brothers got to do...

                                                                              Lawn Service wants $175 to mow my lawn, you know how many tricks my girls gotta turn for that $175??
                                                                              One or two ?
                                                                              Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                              • Doctor Dre
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                                • 51692

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by The Bootyologist
                                                                                I need to get me a couple of young playerz to do my yard work. They get to hang around the cat house in return
                                                                                Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                • Doctor Dre
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                  • 51692

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                                                  I'd say 20% of GFY'ers live with their parents and i am not joking
                                                                                  More like 40-50 % ... and im not joking ...
                                                                                  Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                  • Doctor Dre
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                                    • 51692

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by nofx
                                                                                    my guess is this dude is another fake char.
                                                                                    You probably have 500 IQ if you only guess ...
                                                                                    Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                    I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                    • Doctor Dre
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                      • 51692

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by loverboy
                                                                                      Smokey the Bear?
                                                                                      Nop ...
                                                                                      Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                      • Doctor Dre
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                                        • 51692

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                        I don't think so.


                                                                                        But he's the thriftiest pimp I've ever seen. Borderline tightwad he is. Most pimps I've seen on TV are spreading cash around like confetti at a wedding.

                                                                                        A real pimp would pay a company to dig up his lawn and put in that fake grass,.. the kind you can't tell it's fake. Never have to mow or pull weeds again. Cost a bundle but the true pimp never asks how much.
                                                                                        Street pimps are probably the cheapest guys ever ... Most pimps on Tvs are totally fake
                                                                                        Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                        I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                        • The Bootyologist
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                                                          • 2912

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by nofx
                                                                                          the img in his sig is hosted here > http://www.betablog.com ROFL maybe this is him?
                                                                                          He's one of my lineup. I cater to all the niches..

                                                                                          Pimpin' twinks ain't easy

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                                                                                          • polish_aristocrat
                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                            • Jul 2002
                                                                                            • 40377

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by EviLGuY
                                                                                            HAHA.. omg that would be so fucking sweet if that was infact him.
                                                                                            What's wrong with that picture? Do you think he cannot be a pimp?
                                                                                            I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                                            • sicone
                                                                                              Retired
                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                              • 18453

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              It might be because I'm lazy...

                                                                                              it might be because physical labor sucks...

                                                                                              But yeah, I hired a lawn service a few yrs back and havent done yard work since

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                                                                                              • M_M
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • May 2004
                                                                                                • 1167

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                fuck off surfer
                                                                                                ;-)!;-)!;-)!;-)!;-)!;-)!;-)!;-)!;-)!;-)!;-)

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                                                                                                • The Bootyologist
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                                                                  • 2912

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by M_M
                                                                                                  fuck off surfer
                                                                                                  dont hate the player, hate the game

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