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  • Vitasoy
    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
    • Oct 2003
    • 58202
    #2051
    The devil casting a seine of lace,
    (With precious stones 'twas weighted)
    Drew it into the landing place
    And its contents calculated.


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      • sid375
        So Fucking Banned
        • Jul 2004
        • 1068
        #2052
        A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
        Groucho Marx. sid375

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          • Vitasoy
            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
            • Oct 2003
            • 58202
            #2053
            All souls of women were in that sack --
            A draft miraculous, precious!
            But ere he could throw it across his back
            They'd all escaped through the meshes.
            Baruch de Loppis

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              • sid375
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jul 2004
                • 1068
                #2054
                For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
                Johnny Carson. sid375

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                  • Vitasoy
                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 58202
                    #2055
                    People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.


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                      • sid375
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 1068
                        #2056
                        I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes."
                        Emo Philips sid375

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                          • Vitasoy
                            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 58202
                            #2057
                            It is common error to infer that things which are consecutive in order of time have necessarily the relation of cause and effect.


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                              • sid375
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 1068
                                #2058
                                I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch."
                                Woody Allen. sid375

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                                  • Vitasoy
                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 58202
                                    #2059
                                    To live for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountain that sustain life, not the top.


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                                      • sid375
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Jul 2004
                                        • 1068
                                        #2060
                                        do you feel it in your arms already ? sid375

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                                          • Vitasoy
                                            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 58202
                                            #2061
                                            How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?


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                                              • sid375
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 1068
                                                #2062
                                                10 hours 20 minutes to go sid375

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                                                  • Vitasoy
                                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 58202
                                                    #2063
                                                    BLANK-VERSE, n. Unrhymed iambic pentameters -- the most difficult kind of English verse to write acceptably; a kind, therefore, much affected by those who cannot acceptably write any kind.


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                                                      • sid375
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                        • 1068
                                                        #2064
                                                        I am goddamns sick and tired of those one liners! sid375

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                                                          • Vitasoy
                                                            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 58202
                                                            #2065
                                                            Originally posted by sid375
                                                            10 hours 20 minutes to go sid375

                                                            mmmm



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                                                              • sid375
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Jul 2004
                                                                • 1068
                                                                #2066
                                                                post nr 599 ! sid375

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                                                                  • Vitasoy
                                                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                    • 58202
                                                                    #2067
                                                                    I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.


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                                                                      • sid375
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                                        • 1068
                                                                        #2068
                                                                        mmm what ? sid375

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                                                                          • Vitasoy
                                                                            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                                            • 58202
                                                                            #2069
                                                                            I don't know much about history, and I wouldn't give a nickel for all the history in the world. History is more or less bunk. It is tradition. We want to live in the present, and the only history that is worth a tinker's damn is the history we make today.


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                                                                              • sid375
                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                • Jul 2004
                                                                                • 1068
                                                                                #2070
                                                                                Originally posted by Vitasoy
                                                                                I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.


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                                                                                why don't you ? sid375

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                                                                                  • Vitasoy
                                                                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                                    • 58202
                                                                                    #2071
                                                                                    can't complain, but sometimes I still do.


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                                                                                      • sid375
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                                                        • 1068
                                                                                        #2072
                                                                                        Originally posted by Vitasoy
                                                                                        I don't know much about history, and I wouldn't give a nickel for all the history in the world. History is more or less bunk. It is tradition. We want to live in the present, and the only history that is worth a tinker's damn is the history we make today.


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                                                                                        me neither ! sid375

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                                                                                          • Vitasoy
                                                                                            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                                                            • 58202
                                                                                            #2073
                                                                                            Originally posted by sid375
                                                                                            why don't you ? sid375

                                                                                            like wise




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                                                                                              • sid375
                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                • Jul 2004
                                                                                                • 1068
                                                                                                #2074
                                                                                                habba habba sid375

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                                                                                                  • Vitasoy
                                                                                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                                                    • 58202
                                                                                                    #2075
                                                                                                    Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.


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                                                                                                      • Vitasoy
                                                                                                        GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                                                                        • 58202
                                                                                                        #2076
                                                                                                        If you have a vision, do something with it.


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                                                                                                          • Vitasoy
                                                                                                            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                                                                            • 58202
                                                                                                            #2077
                                                                                                            A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake at the moment.


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                                                                                                              • sid375
                                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                • 1068
                                                                                                                #2078
                                                                                                                tralalalal sid375

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                                                                                                                  • Vitasoy
                                                                                                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                    • 58202
                                                                                                                    #2079
                                                                                                                    GEOLOGY, n. The science of the earth's crust -- to which, doubtless, will be added that of its interior whenever a man shall come up garrulous out of a well. The geological formations of the globe already noted are catalogued thus: The Primary, or lower one, consists of rocks, bones or mired mules, gas-pipes, miners' tools, antique statues minus the nose, Spanish doubloons and ancestors. The Secondary is largely made up of red worms and moles. The Tertiary comprises railway tracks, patent pavements, grass, snakes, mouldy boots, beer bottles, tomato cans, intoxicated citizens, garbage, anarchists, snap-dogs and fools.


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                                                                                                                      • sid375
                                                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                        • 1068
                                                                                                                        #2080
                                                                                                                        I love madonna sid375

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                                                                                                                          • Vitasoy
                                                                                                                            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                            • 58202
                                                                                                                            #2081
                                                                                                                            The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.


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                                                                                                                              • sid375
                                                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                • 1068
                                                                                                                                #2082
                                                                                                                                Originally posted by sid375
                                                                                                                                I love madonna sid375

                                                                                                                                but madonna doesn't love me ):

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                                                                                                                                  • Vitasoy
                                                                                                                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                    • 58202
                                                                                                                                    #2083
                                                                                                                                    In a time of drastic change it is the learners who inherit the future. The learned usually find themselves equipped to live in a world that no longer exists.



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                                                                                                                                      • Vitasoy
                                                                                                                                        GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                        • 58202
                                                                                                                                        #2084
                                                                                                                                        In a mad world only the mad are sane.

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                                                                                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                            • 1068
                                                                                                                                            #2085
                                                                                                                                            sid375

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                                                                                                                                                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                • 58202
                                                                                                                                                #2086
                                                                                                                                                EDIBLE, adj. Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.


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                                                                                                                                                  • Vitasoy
                                                                                                                                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                    • 58202
                                                                                                                                                    #2087
                                                                                                                                                    The greater the loyalty of a group toward the group, the greater is the motivation among the members to achieve the goals of the group, and the greater the probability that the group will achieve its goals.


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                                                                                                                                                      • Vitasoy
                                                                                                                                                        GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                        • 58202
                                                                                                                                                        #2088
                                                                                                                                                        Words were never invented to fully explain the peaceful aura that surrounds us when we are in communion with minds of the same thoughts.


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                                                                                                                                                          • Vitasoy
                                                                                                                                                            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                            • 58202
                                                                                                                                                            #2089
                                                                                                                                                            Ring the bells that still can ring.
                                                                                                                                                            Forget your perfect offering.
                                                                                                                                                            There is a crack in everything.
                                                                                                                                                            That's how the light gets in.


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                                                                                                                                                              • sid375
                                                                                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                                • 1068
                                                                                                                                                                #2090
                                                                                                                                                                use thes controls to insert vBcode

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                                                                                                                                                                  • Vitasoy
                                                                                                                                                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                    • 58202
                                                                                                                                                                    #2091
                                                                                                                                                                    I don't want to become immortal through my work, I want to become immortal through not dying.


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                                                                                                                                                                        • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                        #2092
                                                                                                                                                                        magicnude ! sid375

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                            • 58202
                                                                                                                                                                            #2093
                                                                                                                                                                            MUMMY, n. An ancient Egyptian, formerly in universal use among modern civilized nations as medicine, and now engaged in supplying art with an excellent pigment. He is handy, too, in museums in gratifying the vulgar curiosity that serves to distinguish man from the lower animals.


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                                                                                                                                                                              • Vitasoy
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Oct 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                                #2094
                                                                                                                                                                                By means of the Mummy, mankind, it is said,
                                                                                                                                                                                Attests to the gods its respect for the dead.
                                                                                                                                                                                We plunder his tomb, be he sinner or saint,
                                                                                                                                                                                Distil him for physic and grind him for paint,
                                                                                                                                                                                Exhibit for money his poor, shrunken frame,
                                                                                                                                                                                And with levity flock to the scene of the shame.
                                                                                                                                                                                O, tell me, ye gods, for the use of my rhyme:
                                                                                                                                                                                For respecting the dead what's the limit of time?
                                                                                                                                                                                Scopas Brune


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                                                                                                                                                                                  • sid375
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                    • 1068
                                                                                                                                                                                    #2095
                                                                                                                                                                                    occash ! sid375

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                                                                                                                                                                                        GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                        • 58202
                                                                                                                                                                                        #2096
                                                                                                                                                                                        There are people who make things happen,
                                                                                                                                                                                        those who watch what happens,
                                                                                                                                                                                        and those who wonder what happened

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                                                                                                                                                                                            #2097
                                                                                                                                                                                            dieselaction sid375

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                                                                                                                                                                                                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                • 58202
                                                                                                                                                                                                #2098
                                                                                                                                                                                                Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                    • 58202
                                                                                                                                                                                                    #2099
                                                                                                                                                                                                    My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        #2100
                                                                                                                                                                                                        Evolve sid375

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