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Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights, since they can't see each other's signing.
Well, they try several different approaches to the problem, but none of them work. Finally, the wife comes up with a workable solution. "Why don't we agree on some simple signals?" she signs. "For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left tit one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right tit one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea, and signs back to her, "Great idea. Now, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on my dick one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull my dick fifty times."
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights, since they can't see each other's signing.
Well, they try several different approaches to the problem, but none of them work. Finally, the wife comes up with a workable solution. "Why don't we agree on some simple signals?" she signs. "For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left tit one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right tit one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea, and signs back to her, "Great idea. Now, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on my dick one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull my dick fifty times."
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