Stripper do's and don'ts! Pretty funny!

But I have to say, Chris Rock is WRONG !! I HAVE had sex in the champagne room!



and 50 BIIIIAAAAATTTTTTCCCCCHHHH!

hahaha nice

I work at Spearmint Rhino.

I have worked at pretty much all the good ones and this club is by far the best club in town.

HA! nice

Well, let's see. If I count up all the hours *I've* spent in strip clubs with Mike, and I divide that by how much he spends, how polite he is to the girls, and then I add to that the fact that not only have I never seen a girl get pissed at him but that most of the ones that know him LOVE to see him come in, I'd say you're off the mark yet again.

All guys with money are not jerks Payton. Some of them, including Mike and most of the people he spends time with, are actually pretty gentlemanly. And they've been in clubs enough to know how to act.

Personally I like the Horse and Cheetahs when in Vegas.

KK you are going to make me blush!! We will have some spend sometime in Florida getting some lapdances.

Payton - I like the new Rhino, the changes they made to the inside are nice. I have had some good times there. ( I probably broke some rules too - but rules were meant to be broken - and I only break them with girls who like breaks the rules )

Actually it seems your missing my point.....
If he or you or anybody thinks it is common practice or appropriate to get a hand job while in a strip club then that is what I think makes an asshole out of a customer. That is crap and it lumbs us together as prostitutes and that bothers me. We are not all hookers period. As for all guys with money being jerks no but to say the girls love him. Ok just a tip ummm we don't love any of them. We don't even kinda like the customers much. It's an act plain and simple. 99% of strippers are married, have BF's or GF's and could care less about some guy they are dancing for. If we are hanging out and talking acting like we like you then it's pretty simple were not dancing for the time being were off our feet and sitting there and still having you pay us so of course we are going to act like we like you. If I don't have to fight off your hands and keep telling you to stop touching me and just have to pretend your a nice guy and I'm actually interested in anything your saying and keep making money from you then that's just simple logic of less work/more money.

It's 100% a lying game and if your in the adult business you should have figured that out by now. Not many strippers enjoy the company of anybody that comes in it's our job that's it...Fake smile, fake conversation and fake promises to get you to pay more for the VIP. If you are anybody was a perfect customer you would come in hand us money and leave or better yet send me a check cause If I have to dance, talk about your life and pretend your fascinating then your just like everybody else and we tell you all your really nice guys and we can't wait for you to come back.

I don't mean to be just all negative but all guys think they are great strip club customers and your really not. We have celebrities upon celebrities upon celebrities hang out at my work. They have much more money then I imagine you guys have and like to flaunt it and throw it around yet mostly just want you to stand around or sit there and at their booth so they can look cool with 20 girls standing around or they want to hangout because you don't bother them for autographs or pictures but they spend lots of money so how is it you could top that. We basically do nothing and make great money. Your probably a nice guy and everything but we are not there to meet nice guys we are there to make money that's all and whatever we have to say to make ou feel special and pretend then that's what we do. Don't confuse that with actual admiration.

Yes Mike the inside it so much nicer and bigger it has really helped and that's fine break the rules with girls that are ok with it I just don't like people thinking it's the norm.


Also Cheetahs is pretty well known for well I guess it might as well be a brothel it's pretty nasty and the girls are pretty bad by alot of standards. It's fine if you want a blowjob from a girl that has just given her 20th one off the night. To me that is just sad and gross. I worked at the Horse for years and it was nice but worlds apart from the Rhino now.

haha. very true

See now you are sterotpying girls from another club.

I have seen crazier things go on in Rhino then in Cheetahs.

I really do not care if I am a good customer. I am there to have fun. I know strippers fake their smiles and attitudes. It is why I pay them!

I do not know why you seem to be so bitter.... I have many friends who are dancers.

People are people not matter what they do for work.

It is amusing to see celebs in the clubs, same with ball players - they NEVER spend any money. At least most of them.

ROFL, you're the one missing the point. My guess is that Mike might have spent more time happily in strip clubs than you have.

I was thinking same thing.

I have a PhD in strip club economics. It is all supply and demand.

Normally the girls who tend to be naughtier and break the rules tend to be flawed somehow. They are either old, fat or ugly. ( or all the above).

Vegas has so many clubs now there are not enough hot strippers to cover all the clubs. So all the old, fat ugly strippers come out because they can make some money - the competition is not a fierce.

It is tough to be a chubby girl working at a club with a bunch of girls like Sweet lil Blonde.

Hit me up on ICQ

Wowee, what a cheerful positive well-rounded person you must be. You paint such a clear picture of what your life must be like, so productive, promising and auspicious. Not jaded, frustrated and bitter at all, like most people.

I envy you.

t-shirt's hell rock!

Hehehehee

funny thread!!!! LOL

And the countless hours you have spent with me strip clubs.

Angry peelers are no fun.

Not all strippers are this jaded. Some can be very nice and very fun!

Funny!!!!

Most are cool. I can identify the jaded bitches from across the room.

The good ones come home at night.

-dd

Oh she's just too good for you and you know it! LOL

heh heh

You must have gone to her site!

I purposefully left that part out. Believe me I've known some strippers in my time, thankfully many of whom were really great people. Those in Winnipeg don't generally work at one single club but rather make the rounds throughout the week and do 20 minute shows at various bars. Many of them are very professional and treat it like a running a business rather than a job. Those ones don't allow themselves to get caught up in the kind of bullshit she describes above, they're in, they dance, they get dressed, they're off out the door to the next venue.


And they make pretty damned good money. One girl whom I briefly drove for was pulling in $5k a week.