Cam and jact just took off....

Cam finally found your house huh? Only took, what... 2 days?

they will be back with a few hundred in fines..lol

the people they got to work this weekend willbe passing out tickets fiercely to make up for the fun they are missing out on

Hahhaha he only took one wrong turn, and it was like, two blocks away. But really the highways here are all like 80 and he couldn't speed because of all the fucking OPP everywhere haha.

Wouldn't surprise me lol. Actually though Joel is a local they aren't as rough on locals, but they definitely won't know the car. What's really funny is a few of the local boys who have their "done up" cars saw it parked outside and have been circling the house.. guess they want to race hahaha.

OPP?

Ontario Provincial Police

Naughty by Nature's from jersey... not ontario

Ontario Provincial Police. aka: nazis

ummm, what?

YEAH YOU KNOW ME!


hi

werd.

Army with harmony
Dave drop a load on 'em

OPP, how can I explain it
I'll take you frame by frame it
To have y'all jumpin' shall we singin' it
O is for Other, P is for People scratchin' temple
The last P...well...that's not that simple
It's sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten
It's five little letters that are missin' here
You get on occassion at the other party
As a game 'n it seems I gotta start to explainin'
Bust it
You ever had a girl and met her on a nice hello
You get her name and number and then you feelin' real mellow
You get home, wait a day, she's what you wanna know about
Then you call up and it's her girlfriend or her cousin's house
It's not a front, F to the R to the O to the N to the T
It's just her boyfriend's at her house (Boy, that's what is scary)
It's OPP, time other people's what you get it
There's no room for relationship there's just room to hit it
How many brothers out there know just what I'm gettin' at
Who thinks it's wrong 'cos I'm splittin' and co-hittin' at
Well if you do, that's OPP and you're not down with it
But if you don't, here's your membership

As for the ladies, OPP means something gifted
The first two letters are the same but the last is something
different
It's the longest, loveliest, lean-- I call it the leanest
It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and meanest
I won't get into that, I'll do it...ah...sorta properly
I say the last P...hmmm...stands for property
Now lady here comes a kiss, blow a kiss back to me, now tell me
exactly
Have you ever known a brother who have another like ah girl or wife
And you just had to stop and just 'cos he look just as nice
You looked at him, he looked at you and you knew right away
That he had someone but he was gonna be yours anyway
You couldn't be seen with him and honestly you didn't care
'Cos in a room behind a door no one but y'all are there
When y'all are finish, y'all can leave and only y'all would know
And then y'all could throw the skeleton bones right in the closet do'
Now don't be shocked 'cos if you're down I want your hands up high
Say OPP (OPP) I like to say with pride
Now when you do it, do it well and make sure that it counts
You're now down with a discount

This girl ah tried to OPP me
I had a girl and she knew that matter-of-fact my girl was partner's that
Had a fall out, disagreement, yeah an argument
She tried to do me so we did it in my apartment, bust it
That wasn't the thing it must have been the way she hit the ceiling
'Cos after that she kept on coming back and catchin' feelings
I said, "Let's go my girl is coming so you gotta leave"
She said, "Oh no, I love you Treach" I said, "Now child please"
You gots to leave, come grab your coat, right now you gotta go
I said now look you to the stairs and to the stairwindow
This was a thing, a little thing, you shouldn't have put your heart
'Cos you know I was OPP, hell from the very start
Come on, come on, now let me tell you what it's all about
When you get down, you can't go 'round runnin' off at the mouth
That's rule number one in this OPP establishment
You keep your mouth shut and it won't get back to her or him
Exciting isn't it, a special kinda business
Many of you will catch the same sorta OPP is you with
Him or her for sure is going to admit it
When OPP comes, damn-- skippy I'm with it

You down with OPP (Yeah you know me)
Who's down with OPP (This whole party)
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me)
Who's down with OPP (This whole party)

Break it down!

and that's what the OPP is.

So what were we talking about again?

How many points does Cam have left on his license again?

DH

I don't even want to know hahaha... Joel won't have many left by the end of the day, I'm quite sure :P

Minus a couple from last night's ticket
Not my fault though, I swear it!

WG

Amazingly I avoided getting any tickets, but damn did I have fun driving the M3 around town. HAH the poor white trash were falling over themselves to catch a peek.

There are a shitload of cops out there today, anyone driving should really be taking things slowly. Glad I knew the backroads to take

You buying one next?

Even if you don't, use the onboard computer
WG

I have to avoid driving near the BMW dealerships from now on
WG

You let him near Cam's car?! :|

It's not like he could do any worse with it than what Cam does.

Car accidents, tickets.... messed up keyboards... oops, forget that last one

You could easily find a way to justify it :P

Hahahahahahahahahahahahha.

Hahahahahahahahaaha

I'll never use a computer that cam owns
WG

Don't tempt me

Cam is now in lust with the girl from the corner store haha... Gonna have to stock up on.... kleenex? :P It's a k word, I'm sure of it

Hahahaha well if you come to the new office, rest assured all computers will be safe :P

I could give you 50 reasons to treat yourself right now

You're worse than Cam when trying to break me
WG

When he gets through with them, they don't work anyway

I feel so empty now that my penis enlarger has driven off

Cam?

I had a hardon driving it yesterday
WG

Cams car is a beauty. Did he get it fixed up after the accident??

Well obviously he got it fixed up, but I mean is it back to new

Yup yup!

I can understand why, Cam got offered pussy outright by one chick just for a ride, it was very amusing.

I need a new car

Well, they're gonna come back after a while.

Better be worth the 100k
WG

If 100 chicks sleep with him because of the car, that works out to just a bit cheaper then 100 hookers and you get more enjoyment because you've got the car to drive too

$1000/hooker? Where are you shopping

fuck this shit, I need to come back to Ontario... Inless your car is 300k+, you arent getting any pussy.

It can cost that out here in Vancouver.

Admittedly, the only hooker I've ever had was bought for me, so I'm a bit outta the loop on pricing, but certain sources tell me they spend $1000+ per interlude usually..

(She saran wraps the kb's)

You deserve it though!