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  • Nembrionic
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 2424
    #1

    Lesson for the day

    When you plan on killing your partner by setting him or her on fire, don't forget to bring a lighter. Double check you brought one BEFORE you sprinkle him/her with gasoline
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    • Screaming
      I can change this!!!!!
      • Feb 2004
      • 18972
      #2
      hahahahah good tip

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978
          #3
          Matches work just as well

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            • sickkittens
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              • Jul 2002
              • 25100
              #4
              Sounds like a Jack Handy quote.

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                • Nembrionic
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 2424
                  #5
                  Originally posted by spunky
                  Matches work just as well

                  Depends on where you're located. You need 1 hand to keep the victim in place and over here matches can't be lit with the flick of a thumb

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                    • Nembrionic
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 2424
                      #6
                      Here's another usefull tip:

                      when you try to mame your partner by throwing boiling oil over him/her, make sure the carwindow is DOWN.




                      Both tips are based on actual news items from yesterday
                      Last edited by Nembrionic; 04-27-2005, 08:22 PM.

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                        • reynold
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 51271
                          #7
                          i guess another important tip is... make sure no one knows what you're planning or you're gonna end up in jail

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                            • PHPdude
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 1164
                              #8
                              Great advice, I will have to make sure I remember for the next time I am trying to kill someone.
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                                • smack
                                  Push Porn Like Weight.
                                  • Mar 2002
                                  • 10652
                                  #9
                                  Tip: Staying awake at key moments is important when negotiating intergalactic warfare.
                                  Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                    • Downtime
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 7320
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Nembrionic
                                      Depends on where you're located. You need 1 hand to keep the victim in place and over here matches can't be lit with the flick of a thumb
                                      just knock him/her unconsious and the problem is solved.
                                      #27024067

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                                        • Rorschach
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 5579
                                          #11
                                          you don't want to burn them... make them suffer, really suffer, before they die... leave the fire until last... i prefer just to slit the throat... lie right down on top and ease the knife in... yesss

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                                            • pornguy
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 62910
                                              #12
                                              I always make a check list and follow it when doing activities of this sort.
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