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  • stembolt
    Confirmed User
    • May 2004
    • 463
    #1

    post your jokes....

    a lorry(truck) driver is driving along. a sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead". before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him, and he gets stuck under it.
    cars are backed up for miles. finally, a police car turns up, the copper gets out of his car an walks over to the lorry driver, put is hands on his hips and says,
    "got stuck?"
    the lorry driver sez,
    "no mate, i was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol,"

    u lot got any more?

    hahahahahahahahaha
    once upon a time i had something to put here!!!!
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    • MinX
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2004
      • 417
      #2
      NO...cos u keep nicking em!!! lol
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        • iwantchixx
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2002
          • 12860
          #3
          what's the difference between an elephants ear and a hammorhfor

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            • Za Ha
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2001
              • 5112
              #4
              Knock Knock

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                • Ash@phpFX
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 4292
                  #5

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                    • silent moan
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 1908
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Za Ha
                      Knock Knock
                      who's there?

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                        • MinX
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 417
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Za Ha
                          Knock Knock
                          Who's there??
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                            • CDSmith
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • May 2001
                              • 51460
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Za Ha
                              Knock Knock
                              WHO THE FUCK IS THERE???





                              K, I'm sure this joke has been posted before, but it's just so damned ignorant I had to post it again.....


                              A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a 2-litre of 2% milk, a
                              carton of eggs, a carton of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 400 gram can of coffee,
                              and a 1kg package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check
                              out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
                              While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single.
                              "The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was equally intrigued by the
                              derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and
                              saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off her drunken
                              observer to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her,she said, "Well, you know
                              what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
                              The drunk replied, "Cause you're fucking ugly."
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                                • kimzar
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 1874
                                  #9

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                                    • Tala
                                      Fucked if I know
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 23368
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                      WHO THE FUCK IS THERE???





                                      K, I'm sure this joke has been posted before, but it's just so damned ignorant I had to post it again.....


                                      A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a 2-litre of 2% milk, a
                                      carton of eggs, a carton of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 400 gram can of coffee,
                                      and a 1kg package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check
                                      out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
                                      While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single.
                                      "The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was equally intrigued by the
                                      derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and
                                      saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off her drunken
                                      observer to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her,she said, "Well, you know
                                      what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
                                      The drunk replied, "Cause you're fucking ugly."

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                                        • Scott McD
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 67792
                                          #11
                                          How many gfy'ers does it take to change a lightbulb ??


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                                            • Tala
                                              Fucked if I know
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 23368
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Scott McD
                                              How many gfy'ers does it take to change a lightbulb ??
                                              GFY has lightbulbs?

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                                                • sillysillyme
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 156
                                                  #13
                                                  A newly wed couple is sitting in a marriage therapist office 2 weeks after their wedding. When called back they both sit quietly infront of the therapist. After about 5 minutes the therapist says " Well for starters tell me what you two have in common." The room is silent for a minute when the new groom says " Well neither of us suck dick!"

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                                                    • Khun
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 1239
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                      WHO THE FUCK IS THERE???





                                                      K, I'm sure this joke has been posted before, but it's just so damned ignorant I had to post it again.....


                                                      A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a 2-litre of 2% milk, a
                                                      carton of eggs, a carton of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 400 gram can of coffee,
                                                      and a 1kg package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check
                                                      out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
                                                      While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single.
                                                      "The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was equally intrigued by the
                                                      derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and
                                                      saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off her drunken
                                                      observer to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her,she said, "Well, you know
                                                      what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
                                                      The drunk replied, "Cause you're fucking ugly."

                                                      Good one!!!
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                                                        • CDSmith
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 51460
                                                          #15
                                                          She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.

                                                          Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked The Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."

                                                          One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"

                                                          The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
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                                                            • CDSmith
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • May 2001
                                                              • 51460
                                                              #16
                                                              A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.
                                                              Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
                                                              She thought for a time and then asked, "Is the vacuum on or off?"
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