Originally Posted by DarkJedi

"There has been a small outbreak of ?zombism? in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days." ...

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should give it to the U.S. immediately, so they can use it in Iraq, and anywhere else they want to invade. Cambodian officials have yet to comment, but did say Condoleeza Rice is one mad bitch.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia, and to steal some samples to make deadly biological weapons."

George Bush was quoted as saying "Damn this Maleria shit, I hope no-one notices that we have stuffed billions in illegal oil money into my family's pockets"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm