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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
    • 28301

    #1

    Zombie outbreak in Cambodia!!! Get your guns!!!

    "There has been a small outbreak of ?zombism? in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

    The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days." ...


    "General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

    US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

    A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia."


    http://news.bbc.co.uk/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm
  • Fletch XXX
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    • Jan 2002
    • 60840

    #2
    i have so many zombie movies.

    revolt of the zombies rules!

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      • Nov 2003
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      #3
      What the fuck... 100% Mortality rate. Can you spell D-A-M-N !!!!

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      • SilverTab
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        • Nov 2001
        • 5060

        #4
        "After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it?s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during ?resurrection.?"


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        • Tanker
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          • Nov 2000
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          #5
          wow I guess I am cancelling my trip to cambodia

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          • pr0
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            • May 2001
            • 23088

            #6
            rofl........tanker!
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            • decrypted
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              • Nov 2004
              • 370

              #7
              whoa dude
              dawn of the dead

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              • cambaby
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                • Feb 2003
                • 3141

                #8
                lol. DarkJedi you suck. :P

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                • decrypted
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                  • Nov 2004
                  • 370

                  #9
                  nicely done
                  links to an ip

                  Konrad - ICQ 59416956

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                    • Nov 2003
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                    #10
                    HILARIOUS, DJ, you rock!

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                    • DarkJedi
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                      • Feb 2001
                      • 28301

                      #11
                      Originally posted by decrypted
                      nicely done
                      links to an ip
                      C'MON !!

                      It was going so good

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                      • Rorschach
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                        • Aug 2002
                        • 5579

                        #12
                        nicely done

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                        • JayRevenue
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                          • Oct 2004
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                          #13
                          damn, nice one.

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                          • DWB
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                            • Jul 2003
                            • 31779

                            #14
                            Looks like I'll be staying out of Cambodia for a while. That's some freaky shit. Though I never go to the Cambo / Lao border... that's pretty much the middle of nowhere.

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                            • DWB
                              Registered User
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 31779

                              #15
                              Ok... you got me.

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                              • SilverTab
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                                • Nov 2001
                                • 5060

                                #16
                                damn!...would've been fucking freaky!...but interesting! ...hehe
                                mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
                                but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959

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                                • BradM
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                                  • Dec 2003
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                                  #17
                                  You got me too man, I was about the paste that link around until I noticed something odd.

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                                  • leedsfan
                                    leedsfan
                                    • Jul 2002
                                    • 2564

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                    "There has been a small outbreak of ?zombism? in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

                                    The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days." ...

                                    US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should give it to the U.S. immediately, so they can use it in Iraq, and anywhere else they want to invade. Cambodian officials have yet to comment, but did say Condoleeza Rice is one mad bitch.

                                    A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia, and to steal some samples to make deadly biological weapons."

                                    George Bush was quoted as saying "Damn this Maleria shit, I hope no-one notices that we have stuffed billions in illegal oil money into my family's pockets"

                                    http://news.bbc.co.uk/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm
                                    This is the truer version, dumbed down.
                                    Last edited by leedsfan; 04-27-2005, 03:18 PM.
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by leedsfan
                                      This is the truer version, dumbed down.
                                      LOL, I guess you had time to read the rest of the thread and edited your original post I wish I had that luxury.

                                      I Gotta admit, this thread is hilarious! DJ, you ROCK, man!

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                                      • marzzo
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                                        • May 2002
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                                        #20
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