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  • JonAbrit
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    • Jun 2004
    • 18
    #1

    Britney Spears, you NEED to read this

    Britney Spears is supposedley taking off the next 6 months cancelling all of her tours due to a "knee" injury.

    Yet she is engaged to be married Nov 20th.

    And the Star just reported that the "an unamed hospital" in England leaked that her pregnancy test was positive and that she was 3 months pregnant.
    Do the math. Knee injury for REAL, or more like BABY for real with a fast wedding before birth...
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    • buddyjuf
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      celebrities rock

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        • punker barbie
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          • Nov 2003
          • 10232
          #3
          hahaha now thats comedy!
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            • Semi-Retired-Dave
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              • Apr 2004
              • 11190
              #4
              Nice, Ooppps she didn't it again.
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                • Illicit
                  wtf ?
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 11895
                  #5
                  what a slut... fuck that bitch, she was supposed to be my babies momma
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                    • JonAbrit
                      Registered User
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 18
                      #6
                      http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040627/140/ewrqu.html
                      For reference

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                        • cold_ice
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                          • Jun 2002
                          • 3027
                          #7
                          Good for her. May she be very happy with her new baby and new hubby if in fact it turns out to be true.

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                            • JonAbrit
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                              • Jun 2004
                              • 18
                              #8
                              Originally posted by cold_ice
                              Good for her. May she be very happy with her new baby and new hubby if in fact it turns out to be true.
                              Pussy

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                                • Marcus Aurelius
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                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 14809
                                  #9
                                  all that money and couldnt afford condoms. what a shame.

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                                    • XxShiznaughtxX
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                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 408
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by JonAbrit
                                      Britney Spears is supposedley taking off the next 6 months cancelling all of her tours due to a "knee" injury.

                                      Yet she is engaged to be married Nov 20th.

                                      And the Star just reported that the "an unamed hospital" in England leaked that her pregnancy test was positive and that she was 3 months pregnant.
                                      Do the math. Knee injury for REAL, or more like BABY for real with a fast wedding before birth...
                                      she is a virgin
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                                        • Ice
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                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 26053
                                          #11
                                          Who really gives a flying fuck
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                                            • Diabolical Cord
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                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 447
                                              #12
                                              Price isn't the reason why I don't use a condom.

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                                                • JonAbrit
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                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 18
                                                  #13
                                                  I use them for the heightened sensation

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                                                    • cold_ice
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 3027
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by JonAbrit
                                                      Pussy
                                                      Fucking crying, no pussy getting bitch. Like what she does really matters. She has her life to live anyway she wants, just cuz you don't have one doesn't make it right to be all up in hers.

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                                                        • JonAbrit
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 18
                                                          #15
                                                          AYE AYE CAPN

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                                                            • Spunky
                                                              I need a beer
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 133978
                                                              #16
                                                              Sounds like a shotgun wedding

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                                                                • GTS Mark
                                                                  Vrume Mark
                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                  • 20912
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I think you guys should all work for the National Enquirer. You're a bunch of paparazzi bitches! LOL!

                                                                  DH

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                                                                    • BlueQuartz
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                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                      • 1971
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by iceicebaby
                                                                      Who really gives a flying fuck

                                                                      not me thats for sure

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                                                                        • acctman
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                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                          • 2840
                                                                          #19
                                                                          i've lost all respect for britney... she's a true trailer park skank. she's engaged to a fucking loser that has already proven he can't take care of responsiblties. oh well if she gets married i'm betting 3mons max and he'll leave atleast $1million richer

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                                                                            • Ironhorse
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                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                              • 7094
                                                                              #20
                                                                              That's one load I'm sure she wishes she had swallowed
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                                                                                • EZRhino
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                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                  • 6258
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  that baby is going to fuck up her body

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                                                                                    • cornhusker
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                                                      • 1374
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      That explains why she's been getting heavier and heavier.

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                                                                                        • frankthetank
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                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                          • 616
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Damn her life just keeps getting worse and worse, I dont feel sorry for her one bit

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                                                                                            • emthree
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                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                              • 10816
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              she asked for it

                                                                                              hit me baby one more time


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                                                                                                • aSStig
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                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                                  • 1102
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  well, incident is very possible , with all those celebs....... hmmmmmmmm
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                                                                                                    • Viper2K1
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                                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                                      • 1006
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      way to go britney
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                                                                                                        • riosluts
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                                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                                          • 5250
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by XxShiznaughtxX
                                                                                                          she is a virgin
                                                                                                          haha, yeah i am sure she is

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                                                                                                            • pxxx
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                                                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                                                              • 12114
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by XxShiznaughtxX
                                                                                                              she is a virgin

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                                                                                                                • StuartD
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                                                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                  • 29903
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  I wonder if Madonna is the father.
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                                                                                                                    • DarkJedi
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                                                                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                      • 28301
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      she is done.

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                                                                                                                        • angelsofporn
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                                                                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                          • 3218
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          That dude just won the lottery!!!

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                                                                                                                            • Strife
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                                                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                              • 4534
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Britney's just another dumb celebrity hoe
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                                                                                                                                • Loki
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                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 4420
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  hmmm, must be a boy, cause all the weight is in th egut and the thighs. isnt that right "Riding high its a guy" ??

                                                                                                                                  -Loki- "The babies daddy" ssshhhhh its a secret and she dont know god bless knock out drugs ;)
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                                                                                                                                    • pine
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                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 1373
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Who is this "Britney Spears"? Never heard of her.
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                                                                                                                                        • Loki
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                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 4420
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by pine
                                                                                                                                          Who is this "Britney Spears"? Never heard of her.
                                                                                                                                          now theres a "see Sig" post if i ever friggan saw one

                                                                                                                                          But seriously though, Britney Spears is an eliete Special Forces op from Jamacia who keeps getting in the news for her acts in public, she has been kicked out of at least 15 ops units in the past 3 years but she still manages to find new work.

                                                                                                                                          "Hit me baby one more time" Refers to her being a hit woman for the russian mafia in 1972

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                                                                                                                                            • Vitasoy
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                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 58202
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Yes! The dude has time to produce the sex tape!


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                                                                                                                                                • eroswebmaster
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                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 20295
                                                                                                                                                  #37
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                                                                                                                                                    • sicone
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                      • 18453
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      If she is pregnant.. will this be the begining of the end of her career

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                                                                                                                                                        • Jason Fromm
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                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                                                                                                                          • 369
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by JonAbrit
                                                                                                                                                          Britney Spears is supposedley taking off the next 6 months cancelling all of her tours due to a "knee" injury.

                                                                                                                                                          Yet she is engaged to be married Nov 20th.

                                                                                                                                                          And the Star just reported that the "an unamed hospital" in England leaked that her pregnancy test was positive and that she was 3 months pregnant.
                                                                                                                                                          Do the math. Knee injury for REAL, or more like BABY for real with a fast wedding before birth...

                                                                                                                                                          Imagine...finally, one of the hottest chicks out there goes down on you, all porn-star like on her knees and what happens?

                                                                                                                                                          The only bitch on the planet that not only fucks up her knee when she gives head, BUT THEN GETS PREGNANT!!!!!
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                                                                                                                                                            • SykkBoy2
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                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                                              • 19969
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Whoa, they're getting married on my birthday....I wonder if that's a sign
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                                                                                                                                                                • Manowar
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                                  • 71528
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by mdcq
                                                                                                                                                                  all that money and couldnt afford condoms. what a shame.
                                                                                                                                                                  more like wanting a baby because shes got issues

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Face (o_0)
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                                                                                                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                                                                                                      • 2617
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by mdcq
                                                                                                                                                                      all that money and couldnt afford condoms. what a shame.
                                                                                                                                                                      sad but true

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                                                                                                                                                                        • alexg
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                                                          • 11287
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by XxShiznaughtxX
                                                                                                                                                                          she is a virgin

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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by mdcq
                                                                                                                                                                              all that money and couldnt afford condoms. what a shame.
                                                                                                                                                                              All that money couldn't buy her a brain...
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                                                                                                                                                                                • NiLaoMu
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Ironhorse
                                                                                                                                                                                  That's one load I'm sure she wishes she had swallowed
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • NiLaoMu
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Vitasoy
                                                                                                                                                                                      Yes! The dude has time to produce the sex tape!
                                                                                                                                                                                      Can't wait to see it.....
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • karlm
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by NiLaoMu
                                                                                                                                                                                          LMAO.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                                                                                                              Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 40077
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              everytime she goes in for knee surgery she comes out with another set of twins

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • TheSwed
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                                                                                                                                                                                  everytime she goes in for knee surgery she comes out with another set of twins
                                                                                                                                                                                                  *lol*

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Anyone want to get a board going as to how long this one will last? Say $10 a square?
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