so i am summoned to appear tommorrow to be a juror.. how do i get out of this shit?
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self made mothafucka.
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Tell them you're racist against everything.
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Just use the N word a couple times, they will replace you with someone else
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You are a member of some militia group
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blame the jews, using visual referencesA girl got drunk and balled the dead, and I gave empty sermons to my head.
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sad...In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.Comment
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just say you are prejudice against all races.
and call the white judge a hahahahahaha.Comment
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a friend said to do a paully shore.. and say..
"i can tell if a mans guilty just by looking at him"
think it'll work?self made mothafucka.
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suicide is the best betComment
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if the case is about drugs say one of your friends was busted for that drug or something like that.I host with VacaresComment
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True, very trueOriginally posted by doober
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You should go.
If they try to put you on a long case, then it is easy to get off. But it is important to be a part of the process.HAL on TEDx:
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how would i get off a long case?Originally posted by Halcyon
You should go.
If they try to put you on a long case, then it is easy to get off. But it is important to be a part of the process.self made mothafucka.
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You should at least go and see the process. Not everyone gets picked anyway. I have had jury duty 5 times. Some of the shit was pretty interesting. If you are selected for a jury pool. The lawyers will ask you questions to try to decide if the want you to sit on the case. They will usually ask if you have some stong personal feelings regarding some aspect of the case. Just say that you do and you should get excused. I was selected for a pool involving a chiropractor. During the questioning one guy said that he thought chiropractors were phony. He was excused simple as that.I want what every other man wants, I just want it more.Comment
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excatly, all you ever hear is people trying to get out of jury duty. But what if you were up on charges and you wanted to have a decent jury?Originally posted by Halcyon
You should go.
If they try to put you on a long case, then it is easy to get off. But it is important to be a part of the process.
The system dosen't work if the people do not support it.In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.Comment
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tell your honor you are psychic and know the outcome of the case. when he lets you go, tell him you knew he was going to do that and to have a nice day.want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.Comment
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Isn't that a George Carlin bit?Originally posted by aflex
a friend said to do a paully shore.. and say..
"i can tell if a mans guilty just by looking at him"
think it'll work?
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Originally posted by brand0n
tell your honor you are psychic and know the outcome of the case. when he lets you go, tell him you knew he was going to do that and to have a nice day.
i'm going just to see what happens. i'm more worried about being selected for a long trial.self made mothafucka.
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talk gangsta/wanksta to them and use words like fuck shit assclown. For example :
"Yo fool what it do, i got some shit in the box dat said i had to represent some hoe"Comment
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