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And in other news Tunisia demanded that Italy apologize and make amends for attrocities commited by Rome during the punic wars. Three simple words reported the abrupt and absolute end of a once flowering Carthegenian civilization, "Carthago delecto est."
This was immediately followed up by the city of Rome suing approximately ten million John Doe defendants to be named later in connection with the sacking of Rome in 410 by the Visigoths. An city official speaking on condition of anonymity stated, "the defendants in the lawsuit are the descendants and lawful heirs of the Visigoths, we feel they should be held accountable for the ancestors actions."
The German president responded to the Italian lawsuit against the Visigoth descendants, many of whom are German citizens by calling Italy a "bunch of whiney bastards" who should "get over it".
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"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
--H.L. Mencken
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