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  • Evelyn
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 584
    #1

    Punker Barbie?

    I'm grumpy and bored (something in the realm of PMS) tonight and I don't want to go to bed just yet...

    Since you're the unofficial morale mascot around here,

    could you please tell me a joke or something funny.
    Anything even slightly amusing will do.

    Eve
    The ability to quote is a servicable substitute for wit.
    -Somerset Maugham



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    • baddog
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 107089
      #2
      will these help?



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        • Video-Post
          Selling short ICQ numbers
          • Dec 2001
          • 1118
          #3
          Hi Eve!

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            • baddog
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 107089
              #4
              A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.

              He gasps to the operator: ?My friend is dead! What can I do??

              The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: ?Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.?


              There is a silence, . . . .




              .


              then a shot is heard.






              .


              The guy's voice comes back on the line.





              He says: ?OK, now what?"

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                • Evelyn
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 584
                  #5
                  Originally posted by baddog
                  A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.

                  He gasps to the operator: ?My friend is dead! What can I do??

                  The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: ?Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.?


                  There is a silence, . . . .

                  then a shot is heard


                  The guy's voice comes back on the line.





                  He says: ?OK, now what?"




                  That sounds like Kansas hunters to me!
                  The ability to quote is a servicable substitute for wit.
                  -Somerset Maugham



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                    • Evelyn
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 584
                      #6
                      Originally posted by baddog
                      will these help?
                      Yea, that's a little better...*sniveling*
                      The ability to quote is a servicable substitute for wit.
                      -Somerset Maugham



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                        • baddog
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 107089
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Evelyn
                          Yea, that's a little better...*sniveling*
                          The Captain and I would come out there, but I already went there once today, and did not see one orange sombrero anywhere

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                            • Evelyn
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 584
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Video-Post
                              Hi Eve!
                              hi! How are you? You're in the Netherlands, right?
                              The ability to quote is a servicable substitute for wit.
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                                • Evelyn
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 584
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                  The Captain and I would come out there, but I already went there once today, and did not see one orange sombrero anywhere
                                  A pack of jackyls attacked me and tried to hump my dog. I threw the sombrero to distract them. If you saw a blur run by with purple feet, that would have been me....

                                  I'm sorry I missed you.
                                  The ability to quote is a servicable substitute for wit.
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                                    • Evelyn
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 584
                                      #10
                                      Well I guess Punker Barbie has choosen to dismiss me....*more sniveling*

                                      I can't say I blame her....I wouldn't want to talk to a crabby sourpuss like myself right now either.
                                      The ability to quote is a servicable substitute for wit.
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                                        • kak_azn
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 3055
                                          #11
                                          u bunch of HORN dogs!

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                                            • Major (Tom)
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 32492
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Evelyn
                                              Yea, that's a little better...*sniveling*
                                              1, opening photoshop
                                              2, cropping out baddog
                                              3, opening up some lube
                                              4, Spanking the meat wrench will begin in 30 seconds.
                                              Duke

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                                                • punker barbie
                                                  Meow Meow!!!
                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                  • 10232
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Evelyn
                                                  Well I guess Punker Barbie has choosen to dismiss me....*more sniveling*

                                                  I can't say I blame her....I wouldn't want to talk to a crabby sourpuss like myself right now either.

                                                  OMG not even!!!! i wish i has seen this thread in time ! sorry hun!!!!!

                                                  heres a pix evertime i see it, it makes me smile
                                                  hope ur feeling better!

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                                                    • Basic_man
                                                      Programming King Pin
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 27360
                                                      #14
                                                      please give up with this girl !
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                                                        • sickkittens
                                                          I am a meat popsicle.
                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                          • 25100
                                                          #15
                                                          Speaking of Punker, where are you? ;) I've lost yoru ICQ - 78881543 when you get a chance.

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