Parents name their son "ESPN"...WTF?

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  • NickHimself
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2004
    • 125

    #1

    Parents name their son "ESPN"...WTF?

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...tv/people_espn

    Pretty cool, but also pretty mean...but then again who doesn't love ESPN?

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  • pornstar2pac
    Omaha Hi/Lo
    • Nov 2003
    • 17380

    #2
    dude, parents are naming their kid Toyota, Pepsi, Foreman Grill....ect..


    they will get big bucks from the Fortune 500 companies...
    Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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    • TheWildcard
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jun 2004
      • 4759

      #3
      Poor kid

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      • Doctor Dre
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jan 2001
        • 51692

        #4
        Originally posted by pornstar2pac
        dude, parents are naming their kid Toyota, Pepsi, Foreman Grill....ect..


        they will get big bucks from the Fortune 500 companies...
        Fucking gay ... lol
        Originally posted by rayadp05
        I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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        • Vitasoy
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          • Oct 2003
          • 58202

          #5
          Pretty kewl name, but I feel sorry for him.


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          • pornstar2pac
            Omaha Hi/Lo
            • Nov 2003
            • 17380

            #6
            Originally posted by Doctor Dre
            Fucking gay ... lol

            I'm naming my kid Hummer
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            • NickHimself
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2004
              • 125

              #7
              Originally posted by pornstar2pac
              dude, parents are naming their kid Toyota, Pepsi, Foreman Grill....ect..


              they will get big bucks from the Fortune 500 companies...
              Damn that's mean. Those kids are going to have life-long complexes just because mommy and daddy needed to pay the cable bill. What a shame!

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              • pornstar2pac
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                • Nov 2003
                • 17380

                #8
                Originally posted by NickHimself
                Damn that's mean. Those kids are going to have life-long complexes just because mommy and daddy needed to pay the cable bill. What a shame!

                I remember reading something last year that Toyota or nissan was going to pay the kids full college bill if the parents named him Toyota. but press got wind of it and there was too much of a outcry, the deal didn't go thur
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                • NickHimself
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 125

                  #9
                  I'd never do that, even if a company did offer to pay for my kid's education. Just can't put a price on dignity.

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                  • StuartD
                    Sofa King Band
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 29903

                    #10
                    that kid will get laughed out of school so hard that he won't even learn how to spell ESPN
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                    • boardersweetie
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                      • Oct 2003
                      • 1889

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MaskedMan
                      that kid will get laughed out of school so hard that he won't even learn how to spell ESPN
                      seriously. don't parents remember how mean kids can be? you gotta think twice when you name your kids.

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                      • NickHimself
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 125

                        #12
                        Even some of the names that aren't corporate-related are getting ridiculous. Too many young parents with their heads up their asses thinking it'll be cool, while everyone laughs at them behind their backs and calls them dumbasses (rightfully so).

                        ...but what are you gonna do?

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                        • bdld
                          $100,000
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 11452

                          #13
                          at least it's not "apple".

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                          • NickHimself
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 125

                            #14
                            Originally posted by bdld
                            at least it's not "apple".
                            Exactly what I was thinking in my last reply.

                            Gwyneth Paltrow's kid, right?

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                            • MiSsBeHeaDReSs
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                              • May 2004
                              • 534

                              #15
                              Originally posted by bdld
                              at least it's not "apple".


                              what was gwyneth thinking???
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                              • StuartD
                                Sofa King Band
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 29903

                                #16
                                Originally posted by MiSsBeHeaDReSs


                                what was gwyneth thinking???
                                I'm not sure but I'm guessing it had something to do with being hungry for something
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                                • cronos
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2002
                                  • 414

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by NickHimself
                                  http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...tv/people_espn

                                  Pretty cool, but also pretty mean...but then again who doesn't love ESPN?
                                  Thats almost a norwegian name. ESPEN 1000s of guys here in vikingland are named ESPEN.
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                                  • FlyingIguana
                                    aspiring banker
                                    • Mar 2002
                                    • 10870

                                    #18
                                    when i have a lil ankle biter i'm gonna name it ratemytranny.com

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                                    • eroswebmaster
                                      March 1st, 2003
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 20295

                                      #19
                                      Haha Pampa Fucking Texas makes national news.

                                      That's where my dad was born and raised...my grandparents lived there until their deaths and I still have an aunt and uncle there not including more family in surrounding towns.

                                      My cousin was with the Sherrif's department and he moved to Borger about 25 miles away to work for their police force..anyway he sold his house there in Pampa for a whopping $4K LOL

                                      Shit is cheap there..there's only like 17,000 people and they don't even have a movie theater...lol a wal-mart yes but not a whole lot else....but they have some fucking gorgeous houses....Pampa used to be a thriving town...in fact it's where Woodie Guthrie lived at one time and one of his inspirations for This land is your land.
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                                      • NickHimself
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                                        • Jun 2004
                                        • 125

                                        #20
                                        I knew a girl from Pampa actually. Her last name was spelled Lawrence, but because she's from Texas it was pronounced "Low-rance".

                                        Oh, where I used to live (MT), a town of 17,000 was considered big! LOL!

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                                        • Manowar
                                          jellyfish  
                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 71528

                                          #21
                                          rednecks to the extreme there

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                                          • eroswebmaster
                                            March 1st, 2003
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 20295

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by NickHimself
                                            I knew a girl from Pampa actually. Her last name was spelled Lawrence, but because she's from Texas it was pronounced "Low-rance".

                                            Oh, where I used to live (MT), a town of 17,000 was considered big! LOL!
                                            Growing up I spent a lot of time in Pampa....most summers we spent with my grandparents. And then about 6 years ago I spent like 9 months there.

                                            Not a whole lot to do other than go to cousin's football games on Friday nights and cousin's soccer games on Saturday mornings.

                                            Most nights we just got together and rented movies and watched them at my grandmother's..that was fucking it...LOL
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                                            • Ar3s
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 4307

                                              #23
                                              ESPN Malachi McCall

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                                              • Rich
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Jan 2003
                                                • 11486

                                                #24
                                                $10,000 for your kid's soul... GREAT DEAL!

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                                                • Ash@phpFX
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                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                  • 4292

                                                  #25
                                                  thats cruel

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                                                  • Theo
                                                    HAL 9000
                                                    • May 2001
                                                    • 34515

                                                    #26
                                                    lol

                                                    at least its not foxnews

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                                                    • V_RocKs
                                                      Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                      • 32448

                                                      #27
                                                      Try Aloicious

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