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Have you ever been shot?

04-21-2005, 11:54 PM

Have you ever been shot?

In the ass?

By a bb gun?

A long time ago at work I was playing around with someone's g/f. The b/f figured it out over a period of time and one night comes to the back door of the place we were working at. He threw a punch at me, and I kicked his ass.

A half hour later he comes back - I kid you not - with a bb gun. To make a long story short, he shot me in the ass. I ended up in the ER getting a bb pellet pulled from my rear; He ended up in jail for assult.

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04-21-2005, 11:56 PM

i been shot nine times my n*gga thats why i walk funny, hit in the jaw once thats why i talk funny!
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04-21-2005, 11:59 PM

Shot AT..............Didn't fucking like it one bit!

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04-22-2005, 12:27 AM

Everything is relative, right?

So, when I was kid -- like 12 -- I had a fondness for toys that sent projectiles through the air at high speed. Now, nothing like a BB-Gun, but pretty much everything short of that -- sling-shots, bows and arrows, catapults, a thousand home-made devices made using coat-hangers and rubber bands, and ONE, extremely cool and radical TENSION RIFLE that fired about 16 heavy-gauge lemon-yellow rubber bands REALLY HARD with DEADLY PRECISION.

As you can imagine, I had a lot of fun with this toy. I broke a lot of shit, I tortured a stray dog or two, and I even pelted a few unsuspecting derrieres with Yellow Rubber Pain.

I was a menace...

Until one day, when the first person I ever had sex with (a much older woman) turned that fucking rifle on my naked ass one day after sex -- and she had this look of "You fucking little fuck, who do you think you are..."

She nailed me three times on the ass and thigh -- She SHOT Me, Rochard. She shot me good, and I was never the same after that.

You happy now -- ??

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04-22-2005, 12:28 AM

Originally posted by 2HousePlague

Everything is relative, right?

So, when I was kid -- like 12 -- I had a fondness for toys that sent projectiles through the air at high speed. Now, nothing like a BB-Gun, but pretty much everything short of that -- sling-shots, bows and arrows, catapults, a thousand home-made devices made using coat-hangers and rubber bands, and ONE, extremely cool and radical TENSION RIFLE that fired about 16 heavy-gauge lemon-yellow rubber bands REALLY HARD with DEADLY PRECISION.

As you can imagine, I had a lot of fun with this toy. I broke a lot of shit, I tortured a stray dog or two, and I even pelted a few unsuspecting derrieres with Yellow Rubber Pain.

I was a menace...

Until one day, when the first person I ever had sex with (a much older woman) turned that fucking rifle on my naked ass one day after sex -- and she had this look of "You fucking little fuck, who do you think you are..."

She nailed me three times on the ass and thigh -- She SHOT Me, Rochard. She shot me good, and I was never the same after that.

You happy now -- ??

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04-22-2005, 12:47 AM

I ve been shooted on my back, Somalia 92 . Not nice.

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04-22-2005, 12:49 AM

i always killed the other guy first before he could get a shot off

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04-22-2005, 12:53 AM

Not yet.. knock on wood.

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04-22-2005, 12:54 AM

Never been shot at, I have shot at people though. Make sure you lead your rifle if they're moving.
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04-22-2005, 12:54 AM

I've been shot at...
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04-22-2005, 12:54 AM

Stand correct, someone did shoot me with a water gun -lol.
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04-22-2005, 01:46 AM

I got shot

I had a shell hit my jaw and I didn't wait for the dr to get it out,
it hit my wisdom tooth but i just spit it out.

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04-22-2005, 01:47 AM

I was shot in afganastan ... but fuck it.. got hit in my hand...

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04-22-2005, 01:54 AM

Originally posted by 2HousePlague

Everything is relative, right?

So, when I was kid -- like 12 -- I had a fondness for toys that sent projectiles through the air at high speed. Now, nothing like a BB-Gun, but pretty much everything short of that -- sling-shots, bows and arrows, catapults, a thousand home-made devices made using coat-hangers and rubber bands, and ONE, extremely cool and radical TENSION RIFLE that fired about 16 heavy-gauge lemon-yellow rubber bands REALLY HARD with DEADLY PRECISION.

As you can imagine, I had a lot of fun with this toy. I broke a lot of shit, I tortured a stray dog or two, and I even pelted a few unsuspecting derrieres with Yellow Rubber Pain.

I was a menace...

Until one day, when the first person I ever had sex with (a much older woman) turned that fucking rifle on my naked ass one day after sex -- and she had this look of "You fucking little fuck, who do you think you are..."

She nailed me three times on the ass and thigh -- She SHOT Me, Rochard. She shot me good, and I was never the same after that.

You happy now -- ??

j-

why did she shoot you?

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04-22-2005, 01:54 AM

I had my head blown off by a mortar in 'nam.
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04-22-2005, 01:56 AM

Originally posted by .?.

I had my head blown off by a mortar in 'nam.

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04-22-2005, 02:26 AM

Hit by a ricochet from a 9mm handgun over the left eye (nice scar) felt like a fucking baseball bat , knocked me on my ass and I was sure I was dead.
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04-22-2005, 02:42 AM

Originally posted by beemk

why did she shoot you?

Musta been that "Who da Man..." look I gave her after we fucked.

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04-22-2005, 02:43 AM

No, i live in a safe country.
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04-22-2005, 02:48 AM

Yes, by one of these things!

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04-22-2005, 02:49 AM

Originally posted by QuaShe

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04-22-2005, 03:02 AM

Originally posted by Franck

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04-22-2005, 05:10 AM

yep
9mm in an attempted car jacking
went into my left arm and came out my shoulder almost blowing my head off

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04-22-2005, 05:18 AM

13 months in Vietnam with the 7th Cavalry. What the fuck do you think?
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04-22-2005, 06:32 AM

Originally posted by .?.

I had my head blown off by a mortar in 'nam.
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04-22-2005, 06:34 AM

Originally posted by Franck

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04-22-2005, 06:39 AM

I've been sprayed by airsoft guns, which can hurt like a bitch of the bb's hit bare skin. The worst was when I was shot in the head by a paintball that was fired from about 10 feet away. Holy damn that hurt

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04-22-2005, 06:41 AM

we would get into bb gun fights in my friends basement all the time. Got shot in the stomach and the back a few times. Good thing that only happened a few times cuz an eye could have came out
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04-22-2005, 06:55 AM

been shot by a camera and camcorder but never in the butt by a bb gun;.

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04-22-2005, 07:09 AM

No but I once had a guy put a gun to my head in the middle of sex. I did not see it coming. I just stood there frozen in fear!! Nothing even came out of my mouth!! I actually think about it quite often, I can visualize it like it happend yesterday!

The freak was super turned on by provoking fear. The think is I knew him quite well he was my doubles partner in raquetball tounraments, but never saw it coming. Those that seem the most well adjusted and normal are the ones you have to look out for!!

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04-22-2005, 07:19 AM

Originally posted by 2HousePlague

Everything is relative, right?

So, when I was kid -- like 12 -- I had a fondness for toys that sent projectiles through the air at high speed. Now, nothing like a BB-Gun, but pretty much everything short of that -- sling-shots, bows and arrows, catapults, a thousand home-made devices made using coat-hangers and rubber bands, and ONE, extremely cool and radical TENSION RIFLE that fired about 16 heavy-gauge lemon-yellow rubber bands REALLY HARD with DEADLY PRECISION.

As you can imagine, I had a lot of fun with this toy. I broke a lot of shit, I tortured a stray dog or two, and I even pelted a few unsuspecting derrieres with Yellow Rubber Pain.

I was a menace...

Great Story!!! Yeah Karma's a BITCH!!!

Until one day, when the first person I ever had sex with (a much older woman) turned that fucking rifle on my naked ass one day after sex -- and she had this look of "You fucking little fuck, who do you think you are..."

She nailed me three times on the ass and thigh -- She SHOT Me, Rochard. She shot me good, and I was never the same after that.

You happy now -- ??

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Great Story!!!! Yeah Karma is a Bitch!!!!

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