I was thinking we could speed this up if each of you went thru this selection of threads and tell me which was your favorite and why. Then I can thank you, and I will be one more post closer.
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside, he stood up and fell on his face again. So he decided to crawl the four blocks home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into the bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "SO YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!"
Putting on an innocent look, and intent on bluffing it out he said, "What makes you say that?"
"The pub just called; you left your wheelchair there again."
Yeah, the results kind of surprised me. I think I was expecting landslide results. Although I did get someone that contacted me and wanted me to wear their shirt
Irish joke:
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside, he stood up and fell on his face again. So he decided to crawl the four blocks home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into the bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "SO YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!"
Putting on an innocent look, and intent on bluffing it out he said, "What makes you say that?"
"The pub just called; you left your wheelchair there again."
I'd like to try one of your smoothies....I've been reading your posts for about five years.....how about you just give me some witty repartee or droll humour and that will bring you closer, too.
How about you put up a sexy picture and I will whip up a smoothie right here
how was that for witty and droll?
I sense a double entendre there, my friend...how about we don't do the sexy picture, since you know how much I hate that....oh, wait..that's probably why you suggested it..
As for witty and droll? If I were giving you Ebay feedback, you'd get an A+++
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