Since I am almost at 25k . . . .

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  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089

    #1

    Since I am almost at 25k . . . .

    I was thinking we could speed this up if each of you went thru this selection of threads and tell me which was your favorite and why. Then I can thank you, and I will be one more post closer.

    Thank you in advance.
  • Dalai lama
    Strength and Honor
    • Jul 2004
    • 16540

    #2
    I like them all

    A program you can trust.
    Gallerybooster Run multiply TGPs of 1 script

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    • goodgirl
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2001
      • 1680

      #3
      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...97#post7167497 I like that one

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      • baddog
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 107089

        #4
        Originally posted by goodgirl

        I am sorry, but if you click the link you will see that this thread is not among the contenders. Please try again.

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        • goodgirl
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2001
          • 1680

          #5
          Originally posted by baddog
          I am sorry, but if you click the link you will see that this thread is not among the contenders. Please try again.
          Yes it was! Do I have to take a screenshot?

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          • 2HousePlague
            CURATOR
            • Jul 2004
            • 14572

            #6
            These are good...

            one,

            two,

            three

            another one

            four.



            j-
            tada!

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            • xclusive
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Apr 2004
              • 35218

              #7
              http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...t=mary+poppins

              is my fave

              I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /


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              • baddog
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 107089

                #8
                Originally posted by 2HousePlague
                These are good...

                one,

                j-

                I have to admit that you let me down. That one was funny as hell . . . but the others?

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                • baddog
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 107089

                  #9
                  Originally posted by xclusive

                  Yes, that was pretty good

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                  • 2HousePlague
                    CURATOR
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 14572

                    #10
                    Originally posted by baddog
                    ...That one was funny as hell . . . but the others?
                    Not funny, perhaps, but remarkable to me.



                    j-
                    tada!

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                    • baddog
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 107089

                      #11
                      Originally posted by 2HousePlague
                      two,



                      j-
                      It was a fun ride though . . although I doubt that I will ever ride to PHX in the Spring again.

                      I take full credit for the sunshine this year. If I had brought the bike we would have been flooded out.

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                      • baddog
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Apr 2001
                        • 107089

                        #12
                        Originally posted by 2HousePlague
                        Not funny, perhaps, but remarkable to me.



                        j-
                        Which is why I am responding to each of them.

                        Originally posted by 2HousePlague
                        Yes, I have tons of Irish jokes:

                        An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

                        Once outside, he stood up and fell on his face again. So he decided to crawl the four blocks home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into the bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.

                        He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "SO YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!"

                        Putting on an innocent look, and intent on bluffing it out he said, "What makes you say that?"

                        "The pub just called; you left your wheelchair there again."

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                        • baddog
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 107089

                          #13
                          Originally posted by 2HousePlague

                          Yeah, the results kind of surprised me. I think I was expecting landslide results. Although I did get someone that contacted me and wanted me to wear their shirt

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                          • baddog
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Apr 2001
                            • 107089

                            #14
                            Originally posted by 2HousePlague
                            four.



                            j-

                            A day that will live in infamy. One thing I learned that day was that GFY was faster than CNN at reporting news and rumor.

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                            • 2HousePlague
                              CURATOR
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 14572

                              #15
                              Originally posted by baddog
                              A day that will live in ... news and rumor.
                              Well, let's brighten that up...





                              j-
                              tada!

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                              • baddog
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Apr 2001
                                • 107089

                                #16
                                Originally posted by 2HousePlague
                                Well, let's brighten that up...





                                j-
                                It matches the skin well

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                                • Big Red Machine
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2005
                                  • 9586

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                  Irish joke:
                                  An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

                                  Once outside, he stood up and fell on his face again. So he decided to crawl the four blocks home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into the bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
                                  He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "SO YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!"

                                  Putting on an innocent look, and intent on bluffing it out he said, "What makes you say that?"

                                  "The pub just called; you left your wheelchair there again."
                                  LOL thats a good one

                                  ICQ:475437214

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                                  • baddog
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Apr 2001
                                    • 107089

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Big Red Machine
                                    LOL thats a good one

                                    I have always liked it

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                                    • baddog
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 107089

                                      #19
                                      Damn, 20 to go . . . almost 3:30 . . . should I save it for later?

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                                      • Nicky
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 30071

                                        #20
                                        I like SEO

                                        gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                        • baddog
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 107089

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Nicky
                                          I like SEO

                                          I like nectarines

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                                          • Raven
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 6874

                                            #22
                                            I'd like to try one of your smoothies....I've been reading your posts for about five years.....how about you just give me some witty repartee or droll humour and that will bring you closer, too.
                                            Raven

                                            ~RETIRED~

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                                            • baddog
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 107089

                                              #23
                                              How about you put up a sexy picture and I will whip up a smoothie right here


                                              how was that for witty and droll?

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                                              • Wiggles
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • May 2004
                                                • 14423

                                                #24
                                                how about we just congradulate you now, we know you'll get it eventually. Congrats baddog on 25k!!! ;)
                                                no sig

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                                                • baddog
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 107089

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Wiggles
                                                  how about we just congradulate you now, we know you'll get it eventually. Congrats baddog on 25k!!! ;)

                                                  Thanks, but at my age, nothing is guaranteed

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                                                  • Raven
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                    • 6874

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by baddog
                                                    How about you put up a sexy picture and I will whip up a smoothie right here


                                                    how was that for witty and droll?
                                                    I sense a double entendre there, my friend...how about we don't do the sexy picture, since you know how much I hate that....oh, wait..that's probably why you suggested it..

                                                    As for witty and droll? If I were giving you Ebay feedback, you'd get an A+++
                                                    Raven

                                                    ~RETIRED~

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                                                    • Raven
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 6874

                                                      #27
                                                      Are we there yet?
                                                      Raven

                                                      ~RETIRED~

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                                                      • baddog
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                        • 107089

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Raven
                                                        Are we there yet?

                                                        No, I have a feeling it is going to take a while at this pace

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