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Old 04-20-2005, 07:42 AM  
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Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
I own a patent on a device that has a dual purpose. It expels urine and sometimes expels a white gelatinous substance after receiving friction.

It's currently used by billions of people worldwide. Since the patent has not been enforced, the greater majority of males have been infringing on my patent. I'm planning to sue.

Do I have a case?
No case on me at least. I'm married so a part of my device isn't functional.
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