Well, you could try this site, its run by Ryan Lackey (who was the former CTO and Wired Magazine posterboy for HavenCo) HavenCo was the former Royal Navy WWII gun tower turned secure offshore datacentre.
Metacolo !
Problem being, last I heard Ryan from the circuit, he's working as a mercenary IT guy in the
REDZONE of Iraq, and his Kurdish private security guards guards aren't the greatest if you were a very whiteboy American who can't tan working with shoddy PSC's, I'd be worried. Its all fucked up in my book, but
MetaColo is one of your best bets in my book!