Eros and I have parted ways, even though we left on "good terms" honestly things were getting a bit heated towards the end.
I hold no animosity towards him even though he did fuck my girlfriend Natalie Portman.
But just thought I'd let you guys know I'm back on the market for both work and dating.
My resume:
I gradiudated the 6th grade.
No secondary school or university.
I don't know HTML but I have a cracked version of all the popular software like photoshop, dreamweaver etc.
I can walk and chew gum at the same time.
I know how to lay blame on others effectively, making it look like I didn't do it. Comes in great during those embarassing leaked gas moments at a business meal.
I don't get along well with others, I am not a people person, and I stopped sharing shit in the Kindergarten..fuck you get your own.
If you are looking for these qualities then I am your man.
I hold no animosity towards him even though he did fuck my girlfriend Natalie Portman.
But just thought I'd let you guys know I'm back on the market for both work and dating.
My resume:
I gradiudated the 6th grade.
No secondary school or university.
I don't know HTML but I have a cracked version of all the popular software like photoshop, dreamweaver etc.
I can walk and chew gum at the same time.
I know how to lay blame on others effectively, making it look like I didn't do it. Comes in great during those embarassing leaked gas moments at a business meal.
I don't get along well with others, I am not a people person, and I stopped sharing shit in the Kindergarten..fuck you get your own.
If you are looking for these qualities then I am your man.
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