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Originally Posted by painintheass
Good fucking start!!!!!
Un-circumsized men are soooo gross! Ick!
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So are un-circumsized women. Those icky stinky festering pussy flaps are disgusting..
The only good pussy is one with the flaps cut off..
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18 Functions of the Foreskin
new for some, old boring foreskin talk for others - dag
This list is intended to be exhaustive, in descending order of importance in each section.
Sexual
01. Erotic pleasure, especially via the ridged band and Meissner's corpuscles
02. Stores pheromones and releases them on arousal
03. Stores and releases natural lubricants ("smega" and pre-ejaculatory fluid)
04. Makes the glans a visual signal of sexual arousal
05. Supplies skin to cover the shaft in erection and prevent tightness
06. Acts as a rolling bearing in intercourse and masturbation
07. Prevents dyspareunia (painful intercourse)
08. Stimulates partner's genitalia, giving erotic pleasure
09. Provides a seal against the vaginal wall to contain semen
Protective
10. Prevents the glans becoming keratinised, and keeps it soft and moist
11. Protects the thin-skinned glans against injury
12. Protects the nerves of the glans, retaining their erotic function
13. In infancy, protects the urethra against contamination, meatal stenosis, (and UTIs?)
14. Provides lysosomes for bacteriostatic action around the glans
15. Pigmented, it protects the unpigmented glans against sunburn
16. Vascular (rich in blood vessels that bring heat to the tissues), it protects the less vascular glans against frostbite, as Sir Ranulph Fiennes found on his epic transpolar walk.
Other
17. Provides skin for grafts to burnt eyelids, reconstructive surgery, etc.
18. Storage of contact lenses, smuggled jewels, etc