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  • DeanCapture
    Haters & Trolls SUCK!
    • Dec 2002
    • 9275
    #1

    Yo' mama is sooooo ugly...........

    Here's a few "Yo' mama is so ugly" jokes!

    Post your own............

    Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

    Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

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    • polish_aristocrat
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2002
      • 40377
      #2
      Originally posted by DeanCapture


      Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
      lol
      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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        • LoveHenk
          Confirmed User
          • May 2004
          • 308
          #3
          yo mamma is so ugly that if she was a dog, i would shave her ass and let her walk backwards

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            • Nismo
              Confirmed User
              • May 2002
              • 4977
              #4
              yo mama is so ugly, that you can't put into words how ugly she really is.
              i buy massive xxx dating traffic.

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                • polish_aristocrat
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 40377
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Nismo
                  yo mama is so ugly, that you can't put into words how ugly she really is.
                  platinum bucks - they pay $50 per trial on weekends? how long will it last?
                  is it permanent?
                  I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                    • Zoe_Zoebaboe
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 4463
                      #6
                      yo mama is so ugly, you had to tie a steak around her neck for the dog to play with her!
                      http://www.myspace.com/jennabea
                      ICQ: 166862923
                      Email: [email protected]

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                        • bad_girl
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 757
                          #7
                          I thought Yo mama jokes died around the same time as In Living Colour - do we really need to re-visit them??



                          Yo post so stupid, imma gonna bitchslap you.


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                            • Corleone
                              C.R.E.A.M
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 15262
                              #8
                              Yo mama so ugly that even DeanCapture wouldn't hit her

                              hohohoh

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                                • Face (o_0)
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • May 2004
                                  • 2617
                                  #9
                                  bah...hate those old ones... i can't believe people still find them funny

                                  the original post was funny though

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                                    • brizzad
                                      holla
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 11769
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by bad_girl
                                      I thought Yo mama jokes died around the same time as In Living Colour - do we really need to re-visit them??



                                      Yo post so stupid, imma gonna bitchslap you.


                                      BG

                                      you suck

                                      in living color was the shizznit

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                                        • Nismo
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 4977
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                          platinum bucks - they pay $50 per trial on weekends? how long will it last?
                                          is it permanent?
                                          I think it was only for the month of April

                                          I should change my sig...
                                          i buy massive xxx dating traffic.

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                                            • Face (o_0)
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • May 2004
                                              • 2617
                                              #12
                                              in living color was hilarious... some big names started on that show


                                              those skits with jim carrey doing stupid shit in the backround were awesome!

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                                                • polish_aristocrat
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 40377
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Nismo
                                                  I think it was only for the month of April
                                                  I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                    • bad_girl
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                      • 757
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by brizzad
                                                      you suck

                                                      in living color was the shizznit
                                                      Uh I never said it wasn't toolboy.


                                                      However, it is OVAH.


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                                                        • BlueQuartz
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 1971
                                                          #15
                                                          lol

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                                                            • Face (o_0)
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • May 2004
                                                              • 2617
                                                              #16

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                                                                • siccmade
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                  • 1641
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Oh yeah, you call my momma ugly huh?

                                                                  Thats why yo momma like a 747 - she got a large cockpit

                                                                  I was at the arab store, and mentioned some chips. fri-to-lay to be exact. Thats when the arab gave me her numba and said just like him - she open 24 - 7

                                                                  don't be talkin bout my momma
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                                                                    • AaronM
                                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                      • 46917
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Yo Mamma is so ugly that even DeanCapture won't photograph her.

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                                                                        • Keev
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                          • 5335
                                                                          #19
                                                                          ReliableServers.com - NO REF LINK!

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                                                                            • xxxbruce
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jun 2004
                                                                              • 653
                                                                              #20
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                                                                                • Sifu
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                  • 1791
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  yo mama is so ugly they moved halloween to her birthday
                                                                                  ICQ: 317-769-855


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                                                                                    • candyflip
                                                                                      Carpe Visio
                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                      • 43072
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Bad_Girl...will you hop on the Fast Ferry and come down here and let me spank you?

                                                                                      Spend you some brain.
                                                                                      Email Me

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                                                                                        • doornx
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                          • 2531
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by bad_girl
                                                                                          Uh I never said it wasn't toolboy.


                                                                                          However, it is OVAH.


                                                                                          BG

                                                                                          toolboy.. MWHAHAhaahaaaa
                                                                                          Send me a PM for design work

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                                                                                            • Marcus Aurelius
                                                                                              No Refunds Issued.
                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                              • 14809
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              yo mama is so ugly even boneprone didnt fuck her!

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                                                                                                • bad_girl
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                                  • 757
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by candyflip
                                                                                                  Bad_Girl...will you hop on the Fast Ferry and come down here and let me spank you?
                                                                                                  AS IF

                                                                                                  I would ever be seen in Rochester




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                                                                                                    • Platinumpimp
                                                                                                      Logos and such.
                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                                      • 10214
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Yo momma's so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
                                                                                                      I design logo's.

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                                                                                                        • Platinumpimp
                                                                                                          Logos and such.
                                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                                          • 10214
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Yo momma's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
                                                                                                          I design logo's.

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                                                                                                            • EZRhino
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                                              • 6258
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by LoveHenk
                                                                                                              yo mamma is so ugly that if she was a dog, i would shave her ass and let her walk backwards

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                                                                                                                • thatjen
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                  • 290
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  The only one I remember isn't even funny: Yo mamma's so fat she wears a VCR as a pager.

                                                                                                                  Even though you mamma jokes are as outdated as pagers I'll never get tired of them!

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