Subject: I am Canadian.

This is an old joke Fizzgig found going through her email:

In a train car there were a Canadian, an American, a
spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking
fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens
to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound
of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the American
had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
(1) The blonde thought - "That American son of a bitch
wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put
his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped
his face."

(2) The fat lady thought - "This dirty old American laid his
hands on the blonde and she smacked him."

(3) The American thought - "That fucking Canadian put his
hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."

(4) The Canadian thought - "I hope there's another tunnel
soon--so I can smack that stupid American again."