In the year 2035....

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  • loco12
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2003
    • 638

    #1

    In the year 2035....

    Castro finally dies at 112: Cuban cigars can now be imported legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

    Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim Dies In The American Territory Of The Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Iraq, Syria, and Lebanon) .

    George Z. Bush To Run For President In 2036.

    35 Year Study: Diet And Exercise Is Key To Weight Loss.

    Nursing Home: Bill Clinton Denies Allegations Of Affair With Head Matron

    Texas Executes Last Remaining Citizen.

    Baby Conceived Naturally

    Average Height Of NBA Players Now Nine Foot Seven Inches.

    New Law Requires Alll Nail Clippers And Screwdrivers To Be Registered By January 2036.

    IRS Sets Lowest Tax Rate At 75 Percent.

    Postal Service Raises Price Of First Class Stamp To $17.89. Mail Delivery To Wednesday Only.

    White Minorities Want English Recognized As London's Third Language

    Terminator 17 Smashes Box Office: Featuring Stem Cell Cloned Arnie

    CIA Archives Opened: George W. Bush Was A Humanoid Robot Loosely Modeled On His Father

    Britney Spears Comeback: Golden Oldies Concert

    Exasperated Pope Gives Muslims The Finger

    Elephants, Great White Sharks And Robins All Extinct.

    McDonalds Opens In Public Schools

    EBay Fees Have Reached 53% Of Purchase Price

    Work On Iraq?Texas Oil Pipeline Continues Despite Setbacks.

    Boy Falls Down Stairs Playing New Retinal Implant Video Game

    J. K. Rowling Releases Harry Potter and the Divorce from Hell
  • polish_aristocrat
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2002
    • 40377

    #2
    Juicylinks hits 123483921 posts on GFY.
    I don't use ICQ anymore.

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    • doornx
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2003
      • 2531

      #3
      35 Year Study: Diet And Exercise Is Key To Weight Loss


      Send me a PM for design work

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      • nastyking
        • Nov 2002
        • 2174

        #4
        Short ICQ Numbers will be worth millions

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        • mardigras
          Bon temps!
          • Feb 2003
          • 14194

          #5
          The GFY Search will be disabled by the administrator
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          • polish_aristocrat
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jul 2002
            • 40377

            #6
            Originally posted by mardigras
            The GFY Search will be disabled by the administrator
            I don't use ICQ anymore.

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            • eiht_98
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2001
              • 6103

              #7

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              • EZRhino
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2003
                • 6258

                #8
                Originally posted by mardigras
                The GFY Search will be disabled by the administrator
                thats the best

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                • Firehorse
                  Desire it and have it!!!
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 30767

                  #9
                  GFY is cracking me up hard today!
                  MySweetEbony

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                  • Reak
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 17920

                    #10
                    Most of us will be dead by then

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                    • Nembrionic
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 2424

                      #11
                      Osama bin Laden apprehanded after succesfully running a child labored origami factory for 20 years in the centre of London

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                      • Rich
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 11486

                        #12
                        Originally posted by loco12
                        Castro finally dies at 112
                        pfft, like Castro's going to die that young.

                        P.S. He'll only be 109 in 2035.

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                        • B40
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 7020

                          #13
                          Originally posted by loco12


                          Work On Iraq?Texas Oil Pipeline Continues Despite Setbacks.

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                          • maxdaname
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 5193

                            #14

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                            • Alltopnotch
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2004
                              • 2845

                              #15
                              lmao...
                              WANT A FREE LAPTOP?

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                              • TweetyBird
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2004
                                • 8532

                                #16
                                hehe
                                sig for sale.
                                ICQ :338213644

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                                • =^..^=
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 6935

                                  #17
                                  McDonalds Opens In Public Schools
                                  they alreasy have Maccas in some private schools here so i think it will be sooner than 2035
                                  #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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