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  • Fukeneh
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 1245
    #1

    so i was naked and..

    i was about to hop in the shower and my girlfriends mom called to apologize for something. and anyways we talked for a few minutes but i felt really odd about being ass naked talking to her.


    ewww, gross.


    dont you hate that? that would be like your mom calling during sex.
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    • thumbsUP
      Confirmed User
      • May 2004
      • 347
      #2
      shit of the phone rings during sex it gets ignored , and the answering machine is in the back room so I cant hear who is leaving a message.
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        • kak_azn
          So Fucking Banned
          • May 2004
          • 3055
          #3
          Why dont you hit it with the mom 2! Do I here 3sum!

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            • Fukeneh
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2004
              • 1245
              #4
              one time this girl i was dating's mom hit on me when she was all drunk and giving me a ride somewhere.

              she said something about how she sees why her friends are into way younger guys and all this shit. this was when i was 18 or 19

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                • Ricky Dynamite
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 307
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Fukeneh
                  one time this girl i was dating's mom hit on me when she was all drunk and giving me a ride somewhere.

                  she said something about how she sees why her friends are into way younger guys and all this shit. this was when i was 18 or 19
                  You should've hit that shit, son.

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                    • Phoenix
                      BACON BACON BACON
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 35475
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Fukeneh
                      one time this girl i was dating's mom hit on me when she was all drunk and giving me a ride somewhere.

                      she said something about how she sees why her friends are into way younger guys and all this shit. this was when i was 18 or 19
                      haha nice you should have, just so you could talk about it now..lol

                      i got hit on by one of my moms friends growing up...lol it was perverse...we have a pig/beef roast each summer and when i was 19 and home for the summer she made her move..lol

                      she was 35-37 at the time and smokin hot...of course i got busted by my sister who was young at the time and ratted me out....god that sounds white trash...lol
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