My friend just got attacked by a BAT

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  • cluck
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 5248
    #1

    My friend just got attacked by a BAT

    So a few of my buddies decide to stop by a few minutes ago and one rings my doorbell. There's a little power box above my door near the cieling of the overhang. A fucking bat flys out from above it and mauls the guy. I hear a doorbell ring followed by screams and "HOLY FUCK A BAT!" I look on the floor and notice the pile of bat shit.

    NOW those damn jehovas witnesses will finally get what they deserve. I have an ATTACK BAT.
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    • freeadultcontent
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2002
      • 9976
      #2
      Now your friend gets to undergo many needle punctures to his belly. Inform him and hand him a beer, he will need it.

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        • chemicaleyes
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          • Aug 2003
          • 11569
          #3
          I read the title as "My friend just got attacked with a BAT" not "My friend just got attacked by a BAT" lol
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            • chemicaleyes
              UNSTOPPABLE
              • Aug 2003
              • 11569
              #4
              Originally posted by cluck
              NOW those damn jehovas witnesses will finally get what they deserve. I have an ATTACK BAT.
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                • WarChild
                  Let slip the dogs of war.
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 17263
                  #5
                  Make sure he goes to the hospital. Bats are rabies carriers.
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                    • cluck
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 5248
                      #6
                      Oh it didn't bite him or anything. It just flew at him and whooshed away. Scared him shitless though.
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                        • SlickRick
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 2849
                          #7
                          Originally posted by WarChild
                          Make sure he goes to the hospital. Bats are rabies carriers.

                          Ya what WarChild said. Cujo was attacked by a bat and that dog went mad.

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                            • Mr Pheer
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 22082
                              #8
                              Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                              Now your friend gets to undergo many needle punctures to his belly. Inform him and hand him a beer, he will need it.
                              Rabies shots are no longer given in the belly. You get one in the bite location, then you return for a series of shots given in the arm, spaced out over several weeks.

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                                • unconnected
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 1025
                                  #9
                                  yea man.. if the guy actually got attacked by the bat(as in if the bat just didn't freak out and fly away) then chances are that bat has rabies.. Bats very very VERY rarely attack and the only time they do is usually if they have rabies.
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                                    • pimplink
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 9535
                                      #10
                                      UHH that was nasty...I don't even like looking at bats...they kinda frighten me...they are ugly!!!

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                                        • baddog
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 107089
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by cluck
                                          Oh it didn't bite him or anything. It just flew at him and whooshed away. Scared him shitless though.
                                          dude, it does not have to bite you, if it got close enough for him to breathe the stuff that flies off them he is screwed . . . I suggest a visit to the emergency room now!

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                                            • monica
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 220
                                              #12
                                              It's also important to note that many people that get bitten by a bat don't even feel it.

                                              Your friend would probably be wise to get the rabies shots just in case... it's a very sad way to die.
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                                                • uno
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                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 18450
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                                                  Now your friend gets to undergo many needle punctures to his belly. Inform him and hand him a beer, he will need it.
                                                  They don't do that anymore.
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                                                    • Hue G. Pness
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 1237
                                                      #14
                                                      Yep looks like rabies shots for your buddy. I lived in a city once with lots of frat houses. One day I checked the news and it seems one of the frat houses was invaded by bats. The frat guys decided to attack them with tennis rackets. The news story ended with how all the frat guys were going to end up with weeks of rabies treatments. HAHA
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