I woke up next to a tranny.

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  • Paraskass
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 5829
    #1

    I woke up next to a tranny.

    Never felt so low in my life.
    I thought I had my dick sucked by this chick but I realized in the morning it was a tranny. I just fucking screamed and hit the sucker in the head and kicked him outside. I will never feel clean again.

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    • Alex
      So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
      • Jun 2004
      • 10963
      #2
      Care about me?
      Who?
      Me!
      Who?

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        • Mike Okitch
          Confirmed User
          • May 2004
          • 4126
          #3
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            • Alex
              So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
              • Jun 2004
              • 10963
              #4
              Originally posted by Alex


              That made my night. Thanks parkass
              Care about me?
              Who?
              Me!
              Who?

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                • Sosa
                  In Tushy Land
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 40149
                  #5
                  lol you joking?

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                    • Mike Okitch
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2004
                      • 4126
                      #6
                      SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                        • Paraskass
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2002
                          • 5829
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Sosa
                          lol you joking?
                          I wish I was.
                          My ass still feels tight and I shatted a log after he left. All felt normal. No blood.

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                            • Pete-KT
                              Workin With The Devil
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 51532
                              #8
                              tht sucks (no pun intended) ;)

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                                • sniperwolf
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Mar 2005
                                  • 17743
                                  #9
                                  were you drunk???
                                  ~Accepting design works~

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                                    • Dagwolf
                                      President of Canada
                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 23141
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Paraskass
                                      Never felt so low in my life.
                                      I thought I had my dick sucked by this chick but I realized in the morning it was a tranny. I just fucking screamed and hit the sucker in the head and kicked him outside. I will never feel clean again.


                                      It's tough to be a tranny, I'll bet they get a lot of that.
                                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                        • Paraskass
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 5829
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by sniperwolf
                                          were you drunk???
                                          yes, drunk.
                                          very drunk.

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                                            • Illicit
                                              wtf ?
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 11895
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Paraskass
                                              I wish I was.
                                              My ass still feels tight and I shatted a log after he left. All felt normal. No blood.
                                              maybe it was an asian tranny ? asian dudes have little non-damage causing cocks
                                              Insert Sig Here

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                                                • jonesy
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                  • 6688
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Paraskass
                                                  I thought I had my dick sucked by this chick but I realized in the morning it was a tranny. I just fucking screamed and hit the sucker in the head and kicked him outside.
                                                  how did your parents react seeing that first thing in the morning?
                                                  .
                                                  Shooting Bikini Girls

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                                                    • Mike Okitch
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 4126
                                                      #14
                                                      Fat Bitch



                                                      Or Tranny



                                                      Who would you rather look at in the morning?
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                                                        • Paraskass
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • May 2002
                                                          • 5829
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by jonesy
                                                          how did your parents react seeing that first thing in the morning?
                                                          my father asked my why my girlfriend had to leave.

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                                                            • jonesy
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                              • 6688
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Paraskass
                                                              my father asked my why my girlfriend had to leave.
                                                              did you tell him "morning wood"
                                                              .
                                                              Shooting Bikini Girls

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                                                                • reynold
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 51271
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Damn, that sucks.

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                                                                    • Dagwolf
                                                                      President of Canada
                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                      • 23141
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Mike Okitch

                                                                      Who would you rather look at in the morning?
                                                                      Saturday morning or Monday morning?
                                                                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                        • Redrob
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                                          • 4791
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Shit happens. When the world gives you lemons, make lemonade. Write a blog and become wildly successful in drawing traffic to your site...

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                                                                            • Mike Okitch
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                              • 4126
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                                              Saturday morning or Monday morning?
                                                                              Both mate
                                                                              SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                                                                • jonesy
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                  • 6688
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  .
                                                                                  Shooting Bikini Girls

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                                                                                    • foxylady
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                                                      • 1829
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      that is totally fucking nightmare

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                                                                                        • HpicAnn
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                                                          • 4319
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          OMG It must be frightful!!!
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                                                                                            • Wiggles
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                                              • 14423
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              does your bum sting when you poo now?
                                                                                              no sig

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                                                                                                • DWB
                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                                  • 31779
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Welcome to "Tranny Club"... there are many of us here who have been through the same thing.

                                                                                                  Rule #1... you don't talk about Tranny Club.
                                                                                                  Last edited by DWB; 04-08-2005, 09:39 AM.

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                                                                                                    • sexyclicks
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                                      • 3240
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      sorry, I should have told you before

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                                                                                                        • Platinumpimp
                                                                                                          Logos and such.
                                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                                          • 10214
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                                                                          Welcome to "Tranny Club"... there are many of us here who have been through the same thing.

                                                                                                          Rule #1... you don't talk about Tranny Club.
                                                                                                          You just violated rule #1
                                                                                                          I design logo's.

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                                                                                                            • kaktuz
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Sep 2004
                                                                                                              • 2422
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              sorry double post ;~
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                                                                                                                • kaktuz
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Sep 2004
                                                                                                                  • 2422
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  LOL can u smile and say OWNED? lol sorry bro but thats to funny
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                                                                                                                    • axelcat
                                                                                                                      Adult Locals
                                                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                      • 25450
                                                                                                                      #30

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                                                                                                                        • adamneve
                                                                                                                          LIVING LA VITA LOCA
                                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                          • 13333
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Paraskass
                                                                                                                          my father asked my why my girlfriend had to leave.
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                                                                                                                            • Scott McD
                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                              • 67798
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Too funny !!!!!


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                                                                                                                                • Icon
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 1757
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Paraskass
                                                                                                                                  yes, drunk.
                                                                                                                                  very drunk.

                                                                                                                                  Everyone has a moment of clarity when they realize maybe its time to slow down on the booze. Is this your moment? or did you like it?

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                                                                                                                                    • BastarD
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 6341
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      omfg dude you got so owned, why don't you check it out before it sucked ?

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                                                                                                                                        • JD
                                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 22651
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          pwn3d

                                                                                                                                          8chars

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                                                                                                                                            • Radical Rick
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                                              • 449
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              LOL this has to be a joke.
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                                                                                                                                                • loverboy
                                                                                                                                                  When it rains, it pours
                                                                                                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 20609
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by jonesy
                                                                                                                                                  OMG, wtf?

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                                                                                                                                                    • Head
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 8278
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Some of them are pretty hot till you find out they have a dick! Them the mood changes very fast!

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                                                                                                                                                        • Nightraven
                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 314
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by jonesy
                                                                                                                                                          did you tell him "morning wood"
                                                                                                                                                          LOL now that's funny!
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                                                                                                                                                            • DWB
                                                                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 31779
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              The worst is when you realize mid suck that it's a dude, but it feels too damn good to stop them... Then when you cum you feel shame like no man has ever felt in his life. But at least you got a good hummer.

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                                                                                                                                                                • AgentCash
                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 720
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                                                                                                                                  The worst is when you realize mid suck that it's a dude, but it feels too damn good to stop them... Then when you cum you feel shame like no man has ever felt in his life. But at least you got a good hummer.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • gunfodder
                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                                      • 245
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Paraskass
                                                                                                                                                                      Never felt so low in my life.
                                                                                                                                                                      I thought I had my dick sucked by this chick but I realized in the morning it was a tranny. I just fucking screamed and hit the sucker in the head and kicked him outside. I will never feel clean again.


                                                                                                                                                                      Thoughts enter my head of ace ventura 1 ... sorry but einhorn finkle einhorn IS finkle finkle IS einhorn (and so on )
                                                                                                                                                                      Everybody together now, repeat after me ... We are all individuals.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • tony299
                                                                                                                                                                          lurker
                                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 57021
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Icon
                                                                                                                                                                          Everyone has a moment of clarity when they realize maybe its time to slow down on the booze. Is this your moment? or did you like it?
                                                                                                                                                                          You are sooo right

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                                                                                                                                                                            • webcrawler
                                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                                              • 2692
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Shit happens.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • WarChild
                                                                                                                                                                                  Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 17263
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  You know if that happened to me, I'm not sure I'd tell anyone about it.
                                                                                                                                                                                  .

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • nico-t
                                                                                                                                                                                      emperor of my world
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 29903
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      jesus christ, i cant even imagine how i would feel if that happened to me.... i would puke the living hell outta me for a few years straight!

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Alex
                                                                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 10963
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Bump....
                                                                                                                                                                                          Care about me?
                                                                                                                                                                                          Who?
                                                                                                                                                                                          Me!
                                                                                                                                                                                          Who?

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Paraskass
                                                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 5829
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by jonesy

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • FilthyRob
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 6741
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Holy shit!
                                                                                                                                                                                                  AKA - Clubsexy

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • taibo
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • May 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 3720
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Paraskass
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Never felt so low in my life.
                                                                                                                                                                                                      I thought I had my dick sucked by this chick but I realized in the morning it was a tranny. I just fucking screamed and hit the sucker in the head and kicked him outside. I will never feel clean again.


                                                                                                                                                                                                      shit like this is best kept to yourself.

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