How to tell if it's a tranny!

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  • fr33pr0n
    Registered User
    • May 2004
    • 67

    #1

    How to tell if it's a tranny!

    I went to a show saturday night and met this HOT black chick. I was kinda fucked up at the time.

    So I called her last night, and suddenly became suspicious of this woman's gender for the following reasons:

    1) Her voice over the telephone sounded like it could either be a woman with a husky tone, or a dude who does an excellent woman impersonation.

    2) She was hanging out with two gay guys. She said one was her brother but there was NO resemblance whatsoever.

    3) She was fucking TALL. This babe had to be 5'11 at least. I'm 6'2 and she wasn't much shorter than me.

    4) Her body was unbelieveably perfect. Had to be something like 38D-24-36.

    The room was fucking dark, but I don't recall seeing an adams apple or a bulge in her crotch, and I didn't look at her feet to see if she wore size 12's or something.

    My sister thinks I'm nuts. She met the girl and thinks she is all woman.


    But I wonder what GFYers think....Should I set up a daytime date to and check for the adams apple? Do you wanna date her (him?)?
    Here's my ARS sig:

    ARS=THEIVES
  • brizzad
    holla
    • Jul 2003
    • 11769

    #2
    if the tranny is hot, then just hit it and dont tell your homies

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    • fr33pr0n
      Registered User
      • May 2004
      • 67

      #3
      Originally posted by brizzad
      if the tranny is hot, then just hit it and dont tell your homies
      Ummm - I guess that's an option.......
      Here's my ARS sig:

      ARS=THEIVES

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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133978

        #4
        Always look at the throat..they can't hide a adams apple

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        • Groove
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2003
          • 3852

          #5
          Scratch and sniff.

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          • nofx
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Nov 2002
            • 16826

            #6
            grab the crotch.

            Often times I wonder why
            There's love and hate, theres live or die.
            When sickness comes I must decide:
            When feelings go, theres suicide.

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            • TweetyBird
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2004
              • 8532

              #7
              Originally posted by brizzad
              if the tranny is hot, then just hit it and dont tell your homies
              what about no....
              sig for sale.
              ICQ :338213644

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              • NickPapageorgio
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2004
                • 8323

                #8
                Look at the hands. Man hands are hard to hide no matter what you do. There is something about tranny hands that always give away the secret.

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                • Mr. Marks
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2001
                  • 7517

                  #9
                  you can get rid of the adams apple nowadays. look at the brow bone, that is where it lies. in the forehead where the eyebrows lie. If its protruding, he's a dick. if its not, shes a chick, and be sure to hit her then.

                  ;-)

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                  • tony299
                    lurker
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 57021

                    #10
                    ask her if she was once a dude ? Beats guessing

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                    • gornyhuy
                      Chafed.
                      • May 2002
                      • 18041

                      #11
                      Suck her dick - If she pulls out and jizzes on your face, shes a straight dude... on the other hand if she bends you over and fucks you in the ass, she's a gay dude.

                      Sure fire test - works every time.

                      icq:159548293

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                      • Catalyst
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 3243

                        #12
                        that is the best test..


                        Originally posted by nofx
                        grab the crotch.

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                        • beergood
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 2918

                          #13
                          seriously, how can you not tell the difference between a man and a woman? The smell is totally different, the look, everything! What the fuck?
                          icq: 320340263

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                          • MandyD
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 477

                            #14
                            Originally posted by fr33pr0n
                            3) She was fucking TALL. This babe had to be 5'11 at least. I'm 6'2 and she wasn't much shorter than me.
                            Hmmm... I'm tall - 6ft with a nasty habit of wearing 3-4" heels, and I'm NO Tranny....
                            Babes Links

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                            • colpanic
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2004
                              • 1007

                              #15
                              If you aren't really sure, is it really worth the nightmares? (unless you are into that sort of thing)
                              I like ducks.

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                              • fr33pr0n
                                Registered User
                                • May 2004
                                • 67

                                #16
                                This one had me fooled for a minute

                                http://mirrored.flabber.nl/britney.lookalike/
                                Here's my ARS sig:

                                ARS=THEIVES

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                                • fr33pr0n
                                  Registered User
                                  • May 2004
                                  • 67

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by MandyD
                                  Hmmm... I'm tall - 6ft with a nasty habit of wearing 3-4" heels, and I'm NO Tranny....
                                  Were you at "Big Fish Pub" on saturday night?
                                  Here's my ARS sig:

                                  ARS=THEIVES

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                                  • DrThorsen
                                    Registered User
                                    • Nov 2003
                                    • 75

                                    #18
                                    Er, does she have a penis?

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                                    • FlyingIguana
                                      aspiring banker
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 10870

                                      #19
                                      i always do the tranny crotch test on the first date

                                      is that why i never get a second date???

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                                      • MandyD
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 477

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by fr33pr0n
                                        Were you at "Big Fish Pub" on saturday night?
                                        Ummmm... No
                                        Babes Links

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                                        • fr33pr0n
                                          Registered User
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 67

                                          #21
                                          Okay, she just called me again. What do you think of the new info I just gleaned:

                                          1) She lives with her "Brother" and his gay lover.

                                          2) She is 5'10" exactly

                                          3) Her parents hate her. (uh oh, not looking good)

                                          I like tony404's suggestion. I should have asked if she had a cock over the phone and all this shit would have been cleared up. Now I'll have to wait and see if she calls back.
                                          Here's my ARS sig:

                                          ARS=THEIVES

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                                          • fr33pr0n
                                            Registered User
                                            • May 2004
                                            • 67

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by MandyD
                                            Ummmm... No
                                            Damn, so I still don't know....
                                            Here's my ARS sig:

                                            ARS=THEIVES

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                                            • reynold
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 51271

                                              #23
                                              Why not just ask for that day date and get over it?

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                                              • 187
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jun 2004
                                                • 493

                                                #24
                                                How to tell?

                                                Dude, If you have any doubts at all

                                                Stay the fuck away lol
                                                wtf? free traffic? ww.netr.nu is slick business you sheep

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