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  • pornjudge
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jun 2002
    • 2214
    #1

    You guys try to beat this!

    Ok,

    I am a windmill pitcher in a softball league & add a weird last Saturday. While I was on deck & practicing my bat swings, a bird commits suicide & flies into my bat when I was swinging it. Later in the game I striked out their pitcher & this guy was so upset that he threw is bat at me but almost hit our short stop lol. The good news we won the game

    Now try to beat this!
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    • NickPapageorgio
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2004
      • 8323
      #2
      I can't beat that.

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        • KMR Stitch
          I am cool
          • Jul 2003
          • 14494
          #3
          No pix?

          No Proof?


          Smells like buulllll shit

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            • Mr. Marks
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2001
              • 7517
              #4
              neither can i.

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                • nofx
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 16826
                  #5
                  what about the time the bird flew in front of the ball right after that pitcher threw it and the bird exploded. there's a video of it somewheres on the inet.

                  Often times I wonder why
                  There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                  When sickness comes I must decide:
                  When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                    • Furious_Male
                      Doing the grind since 99
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 16884
                      #6
                      You win
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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133978
                          #7
                          Bird murderer

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                            • NickPapageorgio
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 8323
                              #8
                              Ok I will give it a shot...

                              ...when I was in high school my buddies mother used to take us to school. Well, one morning while we waited for her to get ready to go, we are standing outside. He is a pitcher for our highschool baseball team and he picks up a rock. Over on his flowerbed they have some lawn timbers lining around it. There are 2 pigeons sitting on it. He says, "I bet you I can hit one of those birds with this rock." Now we are about 20-30 feet away so I am like, "Ok sure whatever."

                              He throws this rock and hits one of the birds square in the temple and it doesn't flap a wing. It falls over dead as shit. At first I thought that the bird he knocked over was like a decoy because it just didn't even move or anything when it got hit. Not a squeak, nothing. The other bird flew off ofcourse so I knew it was real. We walked over and sure enough this thing had a crushed skull.

                              On a side note, I was catcher for the baseball team and that fucker had a curve ball that was wicked. We were throwing in practice one day and the fucker threw it so crazy I missed it with my glove and it broke my nose.

                              Now here is a ******* pic for all your troubles.

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                                • James_Hotmovies
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 399
                                  #9
                                  Randy Johnson destroyed a dove.

                                  I just searched it and damn.

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                                    • pornjudge
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 2214
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by KMR Stitch
                                      No pix?

                                      No Proof?


                                      Smells like buulllll shit
                                      sorry no pics or videos, It was a day that I will always remember. I knew it when I killed that bird something would happen to me. I add a bad feeling about it. Hey, you dont need to beleive it, only me I know here what happened to me. I bet it wont happen again

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                                        • reynold
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 51271
                                          #11
                                          Poor birdie!

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                                            • evl4fun
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 372
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by js_nice_guy
                                              Randy Johnson destroyed a dove.

                                              I just searched it and damn.

                                              http://randyjohnson51.tripod.com/downloads.html
                                              Yeah, damn. THat shit is crazy.

                                              If you spend all day worrying about what happened yesterday.....then tommorow will suck too.

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                                                • grumpy
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 9870
                                                  #13
                                                  why would i wanna beat that
                                                  Don't let greediness blur your vision | You gotta let some shit slide
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                                                    • pure energy
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 4274
                                                      #14
                                                      hats off to that!
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                                                        • Ash@phpFX
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                          • 4292
                                                          #15
                                                          wow, lots of wildlife deaths in this thread

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                                                            • body
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 5017
                                                              #16
                                                              pics ? =)
                                                              The Goddess Of Steps

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                                                                • Jakke PNG
                                                                  ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                                  • 20306
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Bird killing thread?
                                                                  Okay.

                                                                  I was testing my engine mod on my RS turbo a few years back, it was in the middle of the night on an empty, straight road.. so I decided to test how fast the bitch went. (my speedometer ends at 220km/h).. anyways speedometer showed that 220km/h, no idea how fast I was going.

                                                                  *BAM* a fucking bird flew into my windscreen.

                                                                  It exploded instantly and my car was covered in feathers and blood. I couldn't see shit and I had to make an emergency break while I desperately tried to clean the intestines off my windscreen with my wipers without any luck. Thank god it apparently was a small bird as windscreen didn't break, and the road was straight.. It took like 5+ second of driving at over 200km/h blindfolded.. fuck I was scared.
                                                                  ..and I'm off.

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