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  • defresto
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 317

    #51
    Question from a viewer to French TV-Channel:
    - is it true that italian men fuck sheeps?

    French TV: it to sencetive... we'll ask italian TV

    Italian TV: Yes, it's true. If not there would be no spain...

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    • Evelyn
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2003
      • 584

      #52
      Originally posted by Face (o_0)
      evelyne... are you a redneck?

      just curious
      I have been called one, but I think thats because I grew up on a horses back with a cactus stuck to my ass and I can put a drunk sailor to shame with my mouth.

      I had to spend a year in Kansas and it was hell on my california roots.

      Generally, no, I am not a red neck, but I do know what 'colder than 20 chickens' means. And I like drinkin my moonshine while shitten in the outhouse with my crusty old 1972 issue of playboy!
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      • reynold
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Oct 2002
        • 51271

        #53
        Keep the jokes coming! I need a laugh!

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        • BigVlad
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2004
          • 703

          #54
          Originally posted by maxdaname
          You Know Your Armenian When...


          You buy from jews, and sell to greeks and you still make profit!
          good one !!!!

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          • SexxxyChat-T
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2003
            • 697

            #55
            You know you are white trash when...

            You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.


            And heres one that isn't of my race, but since it seems everyone is lighthearted in this thread:

            Why aren't there any sandboxes in Harlem?

            Cats kept burying the baby black kids.
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            • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2003
              • 5162

              #56
              Originally posted by Evelyn
              What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

              In the end, someone always loses a trailer.
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              • pimplink
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2001
                • 9535

                #57
                Originally posted by Sappy
                I'm neither Black nor Native, so I apologize, but this joke always made me laugh.

                A Black and a Native are sitting in a car. Who's driving?

















                The police.

                So true!

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                • Abyss_Vee
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 5208

                  #58
                  Originally posted by maxdaname
                  You Know Your Armenian When...


                  You buy from jews, and sell to greeks and you still make profit!

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                  • DaveM
                    Registered User
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 94

                    #59
                    Did you hear about the Polish terrorist who tried to blow up a car?




                    He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
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                    • Manowar
                      jellyfish  
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 71528

                      #60
                      Originally posted by Downtime
                      Why can't Ray Charles read?

                      Because he's black!

                      harsh

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                      • fr8
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 5074

                        #61
                        Originally posted by SexxxyChat-T
                        Why aren't there any sandboxes in Harlem?

                        Cats kept burying the baby black kids.
                        Wrong but funny.
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                        • KMR Stitch
                          I am cool
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 14494

                          #62
                          WHAT TO YOU CALL 3 CHINESSE PEOPLE 3 SPANISHND AND 3 BLACK PEOPLE STANDING IN A LINE




























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                          • stevecore
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2003
                            • 6130

                            #63
                            why do birds fly upside-down over mexico?


                            cuz there's nothing worth shitting on.


                            why don't mexicans BBQ?


                            cuz the beans fall through the grill.

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                            • sweet7
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2003
                              • 1792

                              #64
                              Originally posted by maxdaname
                              You know your Armenian when ...


                              You were overjoyed when you learned that Principal Skinner was Armenian.
                              Armen Tanzarian

                              great episode
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                              • Grapesoda
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 46234

                                #65
                                what was the most commonly heard question on the 'million man march'?




                                are you my dad?




                                what was the most common answer?



                                no, he's in prison.

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