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  • mary34d
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2003
    • 3358
    #1

    Mom is trying to get me married again!

    She just sent me 2 book and suggest that I read them.

    1. The Rules, Time-tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right.

    2. The Surrendered Single, A Practical Guide To Attracting and Marrying the Man Who's Right for You.


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    • MetaMan
      I AM WEB 2.0
      • Jan 2003
      • 28682
      #2
      3. Lesbian Denial, face the facts you're a lesbian.

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        • doober
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2003
          • 6984
          #3

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            • AaronM
              GFY Royality ;)
              • Oct 2001
              • 46917
              #4
              For once in my life......


              I'm speechless.

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                • Axzar
                  Random Jackass
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 1837
                  #5
                  4. Get me a beer

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                    • candyflip
                      Carpe Visio
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 43073
                      #6
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                        • jm_247live
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 1536
                          #7
                          The only thing your marrying is Fat Cobra!!!

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                            • Jon
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                              • Jun 2002
                              • 2578
                              #8
                              5. Show us your 34 D's
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                                • DarkJedi
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                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 28301
                                  #9
                                  lol, like anyone's gonna marry a filthy cum-bucket
                                  Last edited by DarkJedi; 06-15-2004, 10:55 AM.

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                                    • mary34d
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2003
                                      • 3358
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by MetaMan
                                      3. Lesbian Denial, face the facts you're a lesbian.
                                      I tried telling her that. Now she sends me Daily Devotions.


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                                        • bringer
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                                          • Jul 2003
                                          • 13082
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
                                          5. Show us your 34 D's
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                                            • bigdog
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 6964
                                              #12
                                              Whoever marries you will be a lucky man.
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                                                • mary34d
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                  • 3358
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
                                                  5. Show us your 34 D's
                                                  I'm heading over to Haulover Beach (nude beach) come there today if you want to see them


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                                                    • CDSmith
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                                                      • May 2001
                                                      • 51460
                                                      #14
                                                      If you can truly suck a watermelon through a firehose, I'll marry you.
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                                                        • mary34d
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                          • 3358
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by jm_247live
                                                          The only thing your marrying is Fat Cobra!!!
                                                          Haha Fat Cobra would have live cams during the wedding night.


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                                                            • iFliPcEss
                                                              Registered User
                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                              • 3087
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                              3. Lesbian Denial, face the facts you're a lesbian.

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                                                                • maxdaname
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                  • 5193
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Marry me!

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                                                                    • crackerboy
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                      • 1462
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                      3. Lesbian Denial, face the facts you're a lesbian.
                                                                      lol
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                                                                        • mech
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                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 343
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by mary34d
                                                                          1. The Rules, Time-tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right.
                                                                          Last I heard the two ladies behind this book are recent divorcees. So gleaming advice on capturing "Mr. Right" from them sounds about as sensible as learning to cook from a guy who lost a finger chopping celery.
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                                                                            • SykkBoy2
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                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                              • 19969
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                              lol, like anyone's gonna marry a filthy cum-bucket
                                                                              so, you're saying you are going to remain single the rest of your life?
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                                                                                • beergood
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                  • 2918
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Tell her one day you'll find a wonderful bus driver and take that magical ride to hell. She just has to be patient.
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                                                                                    • Peaches
                                                                                      Old broad
                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                      • 13933
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I thought you were going to marry Gonzo? Just take him to meet his future Mom-in-law and she'll be fine.

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                                                                                        • mary34d
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                          • 3358
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                                          I thought you were going to marry Gonzo? Just take him to meet his future Mom-in-law and she'll be fine.
                                                                                          serge hasn't given me his blessing


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                                                                                            • jhauser
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                              • 2924
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              If its not with the right person its just not worth it. I give your mom kudoos though I love her subtle sytle.
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                                                                                                • Peaches
                                                                                                  Old broad
                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 13933
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by mary34d
                                                                                                  serge hasn't given me his blessing
                                                                                                  He's funny like that.

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                                                                                                    • Hank_MrSkin
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                                      • 3987
                                                                                                      #26
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                                                                                                        • Basic_man
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                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                          • 27360
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                          3. Lesbian Denial, face the facts you're a lesbian.
                                                                                                          So fuckin' lol !

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                                                                                                            • Jamdin
                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                              • 3560
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              You mom is shopping around for a new husband.

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                                                                                                                • Jon
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                  • 2578
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Hank_MrSkin
                                                                                                                  Hey Mary34d,

                                                                                                                  I hate to tell you this but the banner in you sig is going nowhere right now
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                                                                                                                    • GonZo
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                      • 3180
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                                                                      I thought you were going to marry Gonzo? Just take him to meet his future Mom-in-law and she'll be fine.

                                                                                                                      Shes worried Mom might try to keep me for herself!
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                                                                                                                        • mary34d
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                          • 3358
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by GonZo
                                                                                                                          Shes worried Mom might try to keep me for herself!
                                                                                                                          hey she has a matching fur coat too


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                                                                                                                            • VirtuMike
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                                                                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                                                                              • 2483
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              I'd hit it. And then run out while she was cleaning it off her face.

                                                                                                                              I'd apologize later.
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                                                                                                                                • JFK
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                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 67369
                                                                                                                                  #33
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                                                                                                                                    • GonZo
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                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 3180
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by mary34d
                                                                                                                                      hey she has a matching fur coat too
                                                                                                                                      You can wear my coat....as long as thats the only thing you wear.
                                                                                                                                      Wait a sec...havent you already done that?
                                                                                                                                      Assclown Bob Rice wants to BANG your credit card!
                                                                                                                                      "I am putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage."
                                                                                                                                      All the information above is my personal opinion.

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                                                                                                                                        • Jill_J
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 3599
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          mom is worrying about you, promise her that you`ll marry soon and live your own life

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                                                                                                                                            • Kimmykim
                                                                                                                                              bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 16015
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by JFK
                                                                                                                                              To all you Assholes Slaggin Mary.........
                                                                                                                                              Agreed.

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                                                                                                                                                • QualityMpegs
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                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 3521
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by candyflip
                                                                                                                                                  Just make sure none of your potential suitors visit GFY.
                                                                                                                                                  ahahahahahaha

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                                                                                                                                                    • pimplink
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 9535
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Say...mummy,don't yah luv me anymore?

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                                                                                                                                                        • jonesy
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                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 6688
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by mech
                                                                                                                                                          Last I heard the two ladies behind this book are recent divorcees. So gleaming advice on capturing "Mr. Right" from them sounds about as sensible as learning to cook from a guy who lost a finger chopping celery.
                                                                                                                                                          dude your analogy is fucked up

                                                                                                                                                          you shouldve said

                                                                                                                                                          "learning to cook from a guy who burns toast"
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                                                                                                                                                            • Rick Latona
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                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 6037
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                                                                              For once in my life......


                                                                                                                                                              I'm speechless.
                                                                                                                                                              Word.
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                                                                                                                                                                • fr33pr0n
                                                                                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                                                                                                  • 67
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Is your mom single? give her my #
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                                                                                                                                                                    • boneprone
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                      • 34415
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      To all you Assholes Slaggin Mary..........

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                                                                                                                                                                        • jimmyf
                                                                                                                                                                          OU812
                                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                                                          • 12651
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                                                                                          3. Lesbian Denial, face the facts you're a lesbian.
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Kimmykim
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                                                              • 16015
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              If you guys have to make yourselves feel special at a chick's expense, that's just stupid.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • wonder
                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 208
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  cant turn a ho into a housewife
                                                                                                                                                                                  why do i do what i do?

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • reynold
                                                                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 51271
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Again? How many times have you been married before?

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • jonesy
                                                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 6688
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by wonder
                                                                                                                                                                                          cant turn a ho into a housewife

                                                                                                                                                                                          the word "ho" is in housewife and part of the job description so it is possible
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