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A Canadian, an American and a Mexican are sitting in a bar in Rome having a talk when God approaches them, they offer to buy him a beer. God, being the friendly alcoholic he is, decides to sit down and have a drink with them, for their generousity, god promises to grant them each a wish.
The Mexican goes first "I've had enough of work, let me win the lottery" God hands him the winning ticket to the next days lottery.
The American boastfully says "I've had enough of these foreigners ruining my country, I want a great big wall surrounding my wonderful country!" God says fair enough and grants him his wish. The American is then sent back to his Texas ranch.
The Canadian thinks for a second and then asks "this wall around the USA...tell me about it"
God replies "it's 50 metres high, 10 metres thick, nothing can get in or out and goes all the way around America"
The Canadian begins laughing "Fill it with water!"
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