FACT: cats, when raised by men, (not women) are great pets

**Spunky** · 04-03-2005, 10:10 AM

I hope it shits in your mouth while your sleeping

**DarkJedi** · 04-03-2005, 10:14 AM

Originally posted by spunky

I hope it shits in your mouth while your sleeping

stfu and go back to sleep.

**DarkJedi** · 04-03-2005, 10:15 AM

Back to my thread.

Cats are the ultimate domestic predator. Men would never torture a cat by declawing it, stopping it from shredding things, or forbidding it access to the outdoors because "it kills things". A cat with a male human is a lucky cat indeed.

**Spunky** · 04-03-2005, 10:16 AM

What news site did you get these "facts" Dork chops?

**enter »** · 04-03-2005, 10:27 AM

I agree 100%

I used to have a cat that was so cool. If you get them as kittens and train them right, they rock. I trained my cat as a kitten with treats. Everytime I gave him one I would whistle and say his name.. so when he grew up, it didn't matter where he was, when he heard that whistle he came flying into the room.

You have to make them tough too. Smack them around. they love it.

**pradaboy** · 04-03-2005, 10:29 AM

I raised my cats together with my GF, they're both great but we do not let them go outside... not because they kill things but you never know what happens outside. I'd rather have my pets safe at home

**cherrylula** · 04-03-2005, 10:33 AM

I was just watching the animal channel yesterday and they put cats at the top of their killer cat list. Its so true though, domestic cats just kill things for fun and rarely for food. They are evil.

Don't spoil something that would try to rip your eyes out for a snack if it got in the right mood.

**DarkJedi** · 04-03-2005, 10:36 AM

Originally posted by enter »

I agree 100%

I used to have a cat that was so cool. If you get them as kittens and train them right, they rock. I trained my cat as a kitten with treats. Everytime I gave him one I would whistle and say his name.. so when he grew up, it didn't matter where he was, when he heard that whistle he came flying into the room.

Truth. My cat comes when it's called, will stop doing shit when I yell at it, and will jump on my lap and cuddle me given the slightest opening.

**CDSmith** · 04-03-2005, 10:51 AM

FACT: men with cats for pets are odd and often social deviants who dress funny and if left unchecked will pick through your garbage at all hours of the night.

**Spunky** · 04-03-2005, 10:52 AM

Here's another one of Dork Chops "facts"
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=302462

**CDSmith** · 04-03-2005, 10:54 AM

Originally posted by spunky

Here's another one of Dork Chops "facts"
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=302462

fu-king OWNED

**r3ap3r** · 04-03-2005, 10:58 AM

Funny Thread...

**DarkJedi** · 04-03-2005, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by CDSmith

fu-king OWNED

the only ones who're owned here are the stalking losers who follow me around in every thread and post in my trolls.

hahaha, get a life queermuffs

**mardigras** · 04-03-2005, 11:05 AM

Originally posted by CDSmith

FACT: men with cats for pets are odd and often social deviants who dress funny and if left unchecked will pick through your garbage at all hours of the night.

Damn, all this time I was thinking it was bums only to find out it's cat owners

**Spunky** · 04-03-2005, 11:06 AM

Originally posted by DarkJedi

the only ones who're owned here are the stalking losers who follow me around in every thread and post in my trolls.

hahaha, get a life queermuffs

Lol..You are the one stalking,trolling in threads posting lame remarks when people aren't around to respond..

**DarkJedi** · 04-03-2005, 11:12 AM

Originally posted by spunky

Lol..You are the one stalking,trolling in threads posting lame remarks when people aren't around to respond..

Not around ? Spamky, you're here 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Your stupid ass is in every thread. It's really hard not to bump into you.

**Spunky** · 04-03-2005, 11:15 AM

Originally posted by DarkJedi

Not around ? Spamky, you're here 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

:1orlaugh

Do you even read before you post?How is that possible?Yes I'm here practically everyday just like you..

**CDSmith** · 04-03-2005, 11:18 AM

Originally posted by DarkJedi

Not around ? Spamky, you're here 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Your stupid ass is in every thread. It's really hard not to bump into you.

pot meet kettle.

queermuffs,

I love it. Good name for guys with cats.

**David!** · 04-03-2005, 11:29 AM

Alleluyah!!!
Praise the Lord for Another Word of Wisdom from DumbJedi!!!

Snapshot of the real DumbJedi taken during one of his outings

**DarkJedi** · 04-03-2005, 11:35 AM

^^ haha, i actually laughed at the pic

aside from the fact that you spelt Hallelujah wrong and posted a pic of a fugly american women, good effort.

FACT: cats, when raised by men, (not women) are great pets

FACT: cats, when raised by men, (not women) are great pets

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