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  • Babaganoosh
    ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
    • Nov 2001
    • 15841

    #1

    HOLY SHIT! - No pun intended.

    This is not a fucking joke. This gallery was submitted to my TGP the other day. I think this might even be worse than the retard gallery I posted about a month or so ago.

    http://www.obscenefetish.com/galleri.../indexaei.html

    What the hell is the world coming to?
    I like pie.
  • SetTheWorldonFire
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 7444

    #2
    Holy SHit!!
    www.STWOFDesign.com
    hit me up on icq 154206276 or Skype: JaimeGizzle

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    • Amputate Your Head
      There can be only one
      • Aug 2001
      • 39075

      #3
      nice....
      SIG TOO BIG

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      • FlyingIguana
        aspiring banker
        • Mar 2002
        • 10870

        #4
        think i'll leave the rest of my pizza for tomorrow...

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        • Living For Today
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2002
          • 3970

          #5
          thats fucken sick

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          • sinmaster
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2001
            • 376

            #6
            Yummy-----------------Corn!!!

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            • Daymare
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2002
              • 2674

              #7

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              • Krome
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2001
                • 2851

                #8
                Showered in Shit

                On the first page their is a lady that I thought was a zombie type character..then I realised she is not.....

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                • Klaus...
                  Registered User
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 69

                  #9
                  Can you imagine the people who are getting off on that SHIT.

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                  • meRx
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 362

                    #10
                    oh........fuck
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                    • Funbrunette
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2002
                      • 4834

                      #11
                      What the hell!!! That's just nasty!
                      Stephanie (Funbrunette)
                      [email protected]
                      ICQ: 155-713-409

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                      • JFK
                        FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 67369

                        #12
                        That Shit on the front page looks like a well balanced meal or is it Taco Bells new South of the Border entree??

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                        • LukieD
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 927

                          #13
                          They must have some cheap content though! All you need is a digital camera and a couple of packs of laxatives ;)

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                          • XXXPaysiteDesign
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 2201

                            #14
                            SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                            • clickpimp
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2002
                              • 1159

                              #15
                              there's a wrench for every nut ...
                              eventually, earth will lose.
                              enjoy it while it lasts.


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                              • Roxxy
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2002
                                • 602

                                #16
                                Originally posted by JFK
                                That Shit on the front page looks like a well balanced meal or is it Taco Bells new South of the Border entree??
                                eeeewwwwWWWW!

                                This thread is SOOOOO FREAKING GROUSE!

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                                • redshift
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 1044

                                  #17
                                  Thats just plain nasty eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

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                                  • ^R3K^
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Sep 2001
                                    • 2815

                                    #18
                                    Well did you except my gallery or not?
                                    no business like ho business

                                    Http://www.natnet.com
                                    No Hype, Just Results

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                                    • WTF?
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 264

                                      #19
                                      mmmm.... pass the potatoes please ...
                                      ..

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                                      • AdultWire
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2002
                                        • 962

                                        #20
                                        Brilliant. Is that toilet over 18?
                                        SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                        • Platinum Cherry
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 177

                                          #21
                                          WTF?

                                          Those peeps need !

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                                          • Jeffster
                                            Registered User
                                            • May 2002
                                            • 1

                                            #22
                                            Dear Fellow Webmasters:

                                            I am the publisher of the gallery that this thread refers to. While the adult Internet is always on the cutting edge of advertising techniques, a lot of the galleries we see are rather mundane. I am sure most of you would agree that my gallery would not fall under such a description. I simply like to do things differently than the average webmaster. Interestingly, this is probably the most legally bulletproof gallery I have ever posted. I own the copyright to the entire gallery, there are no people being shown on the gallery, and no license terms to worry about.

                                            I have promoted Showered in Shit solely using search engine traffic in the past, but about a week ago I wondered what would happen if I promoted this site by submitting a gallery with typical pictures of feces to my usual list of TGPs. While the pictures on my gallery are not representative of those on Showered in Shit, I figured it would be nearly impossible to license 2257-compliant pictures of shit eating and so forth. Besides, my pictures were free to produce!

                                            While I did see more rejections than usual, I was delighted to see that many TGPs did accept my gallery. I did note that one reviewer declined my gallery with the personal message, "fuck man this is sick dude...I won't post this." Interestingly, that's probably the only personal message I've ever received from a TGP. Hopefully I won't find myself banned from hundreds of TGPs when this is all over.

                                            For those curious, Showered in Shit does sell fairly well with United States search engine traffic. Unfortunately with this gallery, however, the clickthrough rate to Showered in Shit is very high but most of the visitors are not from the United States and so do not sign up making this an unprofitable venture. While I am probably not going to make a repeat performance unless I see a sale come out of this gallery, I hope that I at least encouraged a few webmasters to be creative and try some new things with their businesses.

                                            I sincerely hope that no one here considers me scum for creating such an admittedly disgusting gallery. I may have unusual marketing tastes, but I run my business with the utmost respect for ethics and would dare anyone to find an instance of dishonesty in my history on the adult Internet. And no, I do not get off on sites like Showered in Shit and my girlfriend still loves me even after seeing this gallery.

                                            In closing, I wish luck to all of GFY's members in their pursuits of wealth and thank everyone for reading this post.

                                            Sincerely,

                                            Jeff

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                                            • dipshit moron retard
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2002
                                              • 667

                                              #23
                                              the least you could have done was post in broken english and call everyone haters. you dissapoint us all dude

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                                              • redshift
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2002
                                                • 1044

                                                #24
                                                Ummmm
                                                Hmmmmm

                                                Still Sick

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                                                • cherrylula
                                                  lol
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 15969

                                                  #25
                                                  "Besides, my pictures were free to produce!"

                                                  Well yeah, who would want to pay for that shit!

                                                  hahahahahaha ewww good luck

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                                                  • Babaganoosh
                                                    ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
                                                    • Nov 2001
                                                    • 15841

                                                    #26
                                                    Personally, I found it quite amusing. I will post it on my TGP if I haven't already. It is disgusting as hell, but it still made me laugh. I think it was the corn that cracked me up. Ease up on that runny shit though. It's my guess that in the shit world, that dump is equal to the BBW niche. Next time, submit a well shaped log with good length and girth. Keep the corn though as it's quite necessary for good texture in my professional opinion (I am a professional because I shit daily). I think you found a new niche...the corn backed rattlesnake niche!
                                                    I like pie.

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                                                    • Kat - Fast
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                      • 2303

                                                      #27
                                                      I thought it was a good gallery to be honest. Needed some proper logs - real babies arm type logs...

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                                                      • Jakke PNG
                                                        ex-TeenGodFather
                                                        • Nov 2001
                                                        • 20306

                                                        #28
                                                        My cooking looks like that, probably smells like that too
                                                        ..and I'm off.

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