wait until a day when only one of them is home and kick in their door and find the person who is home and disembowl them with a rusty knife. then, close the door and wait in a dark part of the house for their significant other to come home. once they are inside do the same thing you did the first one.
chop them up real nice in their own bathtub, put everything into double bagged black garbage bags and throw away.
problem solved.
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Often times I wonder why
There's love and hate, theres live or die.
When sickness comes I must decide:
When feelings go, theres suicide.
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