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I came pretty close to having my head bashed in today LOL

06-08-2004, 07:17 PM

I was on the bike path near my home ,
Its a nice scenic route to ottawa from aylmer , if you're into that biking stuff ..

Anyway on my trip I noticed a huge painted turtle on the side of the path , so I stopped to check him out , see if he was okay etc , seeing as how I am an animal lover and keep turtles any way ..

When outta nowhere comes this roid head on roller blades at mock 3 from around a blind corner

He yelled at me to move , but it was just too quick and he ended up grinding his back to shit on the path and doing a few flips before wipping out into the bush , it was quite the display

Of course I found this amusing sorta .. but then the guy starts yelling at me , yada yada , Im in his way and shit ,

When I mentioned that he should probally not be going so fast around a blind corner , and had he been wearing ANY protective gear , or even a shirt , he woulda been fine ,

He really didnt look to happy , and knowing that he was probally alot more upset than me , and double my size , I decided to leave before I got my ass kicked ..

I think another few seconds and I would've been toast

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06-08-2004, 07:18 PM

Is the turtle OK?

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06-08-2004, 07:19 PM

Fuckn Jar heads.

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06-08-2004, 07:24 PM

Originally posted by spunky1
Is the turtle OK?

Dunno ,
Thats how fast all this shit happened .
I just wanted to get outta there LOL

I was in all in this like nature mode
and this guy was in KILL KELLY mode ,
I needed to go .
I wouldnt have had a chance !

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06-08-2004, 07:27 PM

Originally posted by machinegunkelly
Dunno ,
Thats how fast all this shit happened .
I just wanted to get outta there LOL

I was in all in this like nature mode
and this guy was in KILL KELLY mode ,
I needed to go .
I wouldnt have had a chance !

lmao, glad your ok, hope the turtle is
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06-08-2004, 07:29 PM

Originally posted by machinegunkelly

He yelled at me to move , but it was just too quick and he ended up grinding his back to shit on the path and doing a few flips before wipping out into the bush , it was quite the display

this has me laughing

i can see him wobbling ans flailing then finally tumbling into the bush. funny shit man.

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06-08-2004, 07:31 PM

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
this has me laughing

i can see him wobbling ans flailing then finally tumbling into the bush. funny shit man.

I suspect the smile I had on my face was what really got him upset .

I have a habit of laughing my ass off when people wipe out .
and He really went for a full blown tumble .

I didnt really have the time to enjoy it though

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06-08-2004, 07:31 PM

hahaha, that's awsome.
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06-08-2004, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by machinegunkelly
I suspect the smile I had on my face was what really got him upset .

I have a habit of laughing my ass off when people wipe out .
and He really went for a full blown tumble .

I didnt really have the time to enjoy it though

I'm the same way, sometimes I laugh at stuff I shouldn't and people get mad.
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06-08-2004, 07:38 PM

Originally posted by arial
I'm the same way, sometimes I laugh at stuff I shouldn't and people get mad.

ahh yea ..
Im totally the same ,
I can remember watching this girl totally mangle herself slipping on ice , and I mean seriously fucked up , arms and legs all over the place LOL and all I could do was laugh my ass off ..

Luckily there was a someone there to help her

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06-08-2004, 07:41 PM

Originally posted by machinegunkelly
I was on the bike path near my home ,
Its a nice scenic route to ottawa from aylmer , if you're into that biking stuff ..

Anyway on my trip I noticed a huge painted turtle on the side of the path , so I stopped to check him out , see if he was okay etc , seeing as how I am an animal lover and keep turtles any way ..

When outta nowhere comes this roid head on roller blades at mock 3 from around a blind corner

He yelled at me to move , but it was just too quick and he ended up grinding his back to shit on the path and doing a few flips before wipping out into the bush , it was quite the display

Of course I found this amusing sorta .. but then the guy starts yelling at me , yada yada , Im in his way and shit ,

When I mentioned that he should probally not be going so fast around a blind corner , and had he been wearing ANY protective gear , or even a shirt , he woulda been fine ,

He really didnt look to happy , and knowing that he was probally alot more upset than me , and double my size , I decided to leave before I got my ass kicked ..

I think another few seconds and I would've been toast

why didn't you just pull out your MACHINEGUN???

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06-08-2004, 07:42 PM

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
this has me laughing

i can see him wobbling ans flailing then finally tumbling into the bush. funny shit man.

I had exactly that happen on an offroad trail a week ago, some kid that was obviosuly not fit for a high speed trail on a mountain bike... He seen me and tried to stop, but ended up sliding down an embankment.
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06-08-2004, 07:45 PM

Originally posted by CyberBachelor
why didn't you just pull out your MACHINEGUN???

hehehe ..
Shoulda

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06-08-2004, 07:47 PM

i hope the turtle is ok

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06-08-2004, 07:49 PM

Originally posted by Carlito
I had exactly that happen on an offroad trail a week ago, some kid that was obviosuly not fit for a high speed trail on a mountain bike... He seen me and tried to stop, but ended up sliding down an embankment.

Did he at least get hurt ?
Its fun to watch idiots get owned on the paths .

I almost ate a rock wall last year flying down this HUGE hill and cyclist came around the corner and spooked me , I nudged just an inch or so , but at the speed I was going it was all it took .. I was totally out of control

I recovered about a second before I woulda slammed into a huge rock .

And then had the wife screaming at me after LOL , cause she almost hit me while I was trying to recover from my little fuck up

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06-08-2004, 07:50 PM

Originally posted by Tuna
i hope the turtle is ok

I m gonna post a pic of " skid "
My baby turtle I saved from tires on the bike path last week ..
1 sec , I only got a webcam here right now tho

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06-08-2004, 07:54 PM

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i hope the turtle is ok

I know, I'm really concerned about the turtle, what if it had been in the path when Roger the Rocketing Rollerblader came whipping aroudn the corner!

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06-08-2004, 07:56 PM

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I know, I'm really concerned about the turtle, what if it had been in the path when Roger the Rocketing Rollerblader came whipping aroudn the corner!

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06-08-2004, 07:58 PM

Originally posted by Cloner
I know, I'm really concerned about the turtle, what if it had been in the path when Roger the Rocketing Rollerblader came whipping aroudn the corner!

Some other cyclist were there ,
I am sure they did something with him .

Here is Skid .
Named that because he was missed by my tire by about 1 inch .
just happened to be looking down .

Shtty pic , but thats a small bic lighter for reference ,
hes probally about the size of a quarter or 50 cent peice

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06-08-2004, 08:03 PM

hahahah just because of turtle
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06-08-2004, 08:09 PM

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06-08-2004, 08:39 PM

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06-08-2004, 09:13 PM

How well can a guy, especially a big guy, fight on roller blades? Just keep kicking his legs out from under him.

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06-08-2004, 09:35 PM

Originally posted by ModelPerfect
How well can a guy, especially a big guy, fight on roller blades? Just keep kicking his legs out from under him.

Its called state of mind ( and a little steroids )

I was all chilled out riding my bike down a trail , being at one with nature ..

He took a huge ass spill and was pretty ticked off about it.

The outcome was obvious

and when I say big I dont mean fat , I mean muscle.
this guy was pretty fucking big

standing in the grass wearing rollerblades will give you a good stance to land a fat fist in someones face .

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06-08-2004, 09:46 PM

"Look at me! I'm big muscle head too cool for protective gear!"

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06-08-2004, 09:53 PM

Originally posted by machinegunkelly
Its called state of mind ( and a little steroids )

I was all chilled out riding my bike down a trail , being at one with nature ..

He took a huge ass spill and was pretty ticked off about it.

The outcome was obvious

and when I say big I dont mean fat , I mean muscle.
this guy was pretty fucking big

standing in the grass wearing rollerblades will give you a good stance to land a fat fist in someones face .

...only if you come to him...make him come to you instead.

But there's no point in fighting at all if it's avoidable...I was just joking. There's a karate maxim authored by Gichin Funakoshi that states "if you have to fight, you've already lost." I'm not a Shotokan (the style Funakoshi founded) guy, but for the most part, I agree with the statement...

There's another martial arts quote I really liked that I saw printed on a t-shirt of the #1 ranked Judo competitor in the US which stated, "if you attack me, I'll run away, but God help you if you catch me."

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06-08-2004, 09:57 PM

Originally posted by ModelPerfect
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There's another martial arts quote I really liked that I saw printed on a t-shirt of the #1 ranked Judo competitor in the US which stated, "if you attack me, I'll run away, but God help you if you catch me."

Yeah , as a teen I was pretty violent and got into alot of fights and shit , so I can totally hold my own .

I just prefer not to fight unless I have to or someone has really crossed a line then its all hold barred streetfighting .

never know though , I mightve taken him , usually big guys are pussies , its the little skinny fuckers you gotta worry about .

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06-08-2004, 10:03 PM

Originally posted by machinegunkelly
Dunno ,
Thats how fast all this shit happened .
I just wanted to get outta there LOL

I was in all in this like nature mode
and this guy was in KILL KELLY mode ,
I needed to go .
I wouldnt have had a chance !

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06-08-2004, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by machinegunkelly
Yeah , as a teen I was pretty violent and got into alot of fights and shit , so I can totally hold my own .

I just prefer not to fight unless I have to or someone has really crossed a line then its all hold barred streetfighting .

never know though , I mightve taken him , usually big guys are pussies , its the little skinny fuckers you gotta worry about .

Totally agree. (and I think you mean *no* holds barred.)

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06-08-2004, 10:12 PM

Originally posted by ModelPerfect
Totally agree. (and I think you mean *no* holds barred.)

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