PHOTOGRAPHERS: How to tell if your model is NOT a professional???

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  • Voodoo
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    • Sep 2002
    • 10600
    #1

    PHOTOGRAPHERS: How to tell if your model is NOT a professional???

    1. They don't show up on time, or cancel at the last minute.
    2. They complain about anything and everything.
    3. They have the "Diva" complex.
    4. They think they are in control.
    5. They decide to have issues with other talent on-set.
    6. They don't bring the proper attire for the scene.
    7. They try to bang everyone in the room.
    8. They get wasted before the shoot.
    9. They don't wash.
    10. They are in a hurry to get paid.

    Add more below.

    "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."
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    • Pipecrew
      Master of Gfy.com
      • Feb 2002
      • 14888
      #2
      If you cant handle any of that + more. Get out of the business.

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        • AaronM
          GFY Royality ;)
          • Oct 2001
          • 46917
          #3
          Originally posted by Pipecrew
          If you cant handle any of that + more. Get out of the business.

          OK....I'm out.

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            • Voodoo
              ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
              • Sep 2002
              • 10600
              #4
              Originally posted by Pipecrew
              If you cant handle any of that + more. Get out of the business.
              I have a lot of respect for Photographers that deal with all of this on a day to day basis. It would drive me up the wall! LOL

              "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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                • Chris
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • May 2003
                  • 27880
                  #5
                  everything you said can just go under

                  3. They have the "Diva" complex.
                  [email protected]

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                    • After Shock Media
                      It's coming look busy
                      • Mar 2001
                      • 35299
                      #6
                      They think a library card and a phone card count as two forms of id.
                      If you ask them for their AIM test results and they say they haven't taken it and ask for a copy and a pencil.

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                        • stickyfingerz
                          Doin fine
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 24984
                          #7
                          They start asking if we are almost done after 2 hours on a 4 hour shoot..

                          They bring their friends with them..

                          They think just cause their cell phone rings it means we stop for a 10 minute break..

                          They try to squeeze more money out of you part way through the shoot..

                          ..

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                            • seeric
                              ..........
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 41917
                              #8
                              i would strangle everyone of them.

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                                • JP-pornshooter
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 4007
                                  #9
                                  No. 7 is ok..

                                  how about showing up 15 lbs lighter or heavier..than the very recent photos emailed a few days before.

                                  or btw, i am on my period, but we can shoot around it right ?

                                  suitcase pimp boyfriend wants to watch, turns out he is kinda pervert getting off seeing his gf getting nailed, or he is extremely jealous..

                                  she got into a fight at a bar last night and is bruised all over.

                                  i experienced all of these
                                  "Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection." -- Author Unknown

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                                    • Jman
                                      Already an AI veteran
                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 22834
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Voodoo
                                      1. They don't show up on time, or cancel at the last minute.
                                      2. They complain about anything and everything.
                                      3. They have the "Diva" complex.
                                      4. They think they are in control.
                                      5. They decide to have issues with other talent on-set.
                                      6. They don't bring the proper attire for the scene.
                                      7. They try to bang everyone in the room.
                                      8. They get wasted before the shoot.
                                      9. They don't wash.
                                      10. They are in a hurry to get paid.

                                      Add more below.
                                      LMAO SO fucking true.

                                      And to avoid a large % of that... Don't recruit strippers to shoot
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                                        • RRRED
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 6754
                                          #11
                                          Haha yeah the period thing... Those selfish bitches! lol...

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                                            • Cypherpunk
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Sep 2004
                                              • 812
                                              #12
                                              11) They send you a photo touched up by a photoshop genius - when they turn up they look like a dogs dinner

                                              12) They can t follow realy S I M P L E instructions

                                              13) They tell you they are happy to do nude and then get all bullshit and shy when it comes to just going topless
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                                                • MaDalton
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                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                  • 39861
                                                  #13
                                                  bad hair, bad nails, razor bumps, hangover, too late, unwilling - and there's more
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                                                    • DeanCapture
                                                      Haters & Trolls SUCK!
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 9275
                                                      #14
                                                      This thread is funny.....and oh' so true
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                                                        • jmk
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                          • 5391
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Voodoo
                                                          1. They don't show up on time, or cancel at the last minute.
                                                          2. They complain about anything and everything.
                                                          3. They have the "Diva" complex.
                                                          4. They think they are in control.
                                                          5. They decide to have issues with other talent on-set.
                                                          6. They don't bring the proper attire for the scene.
                                                          7. They try to bang everyone in the room.
                                                          8. They get wasted before the shoot.
                                                          9. They don't wash.
                                                          10. They are in a hurry to get paid.

                                                          Add more below.
                                                          Sounds perfectly normal to me

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