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  • hijaker
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2004
    • 238

    #1

    I need to get threesome!

    Hi guys

    I need to get 2 girls into my bed!
    They are both my friends, but i dont have a clue on how to do it.
    Any ideias?
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  • bdld
    $100,000
    • Dec 2001
    • 11452

    #2
    rape them, its your only hope

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    • AM Jeff
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2002
      • 1320

      #3
      ask them.

      Feel the Rage Motherfucker. It's Coming Soon to a Browser near you.

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      • Phoenix
        BACON BACON BACON
        • Nov 2002
        • 35475

        #4
        divide and conquer my friend

        get with one, which should be easy, then the other.

        if you are any good they will discuss and most likely you will be good to go after that.
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        • candyflip
          Carpe Visio
          • Jul 2002
          • 43073

          #5
          Extasy should do the trick.

          Spend you some brain.
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          • candyflip
            Carpe Visio
            • Jul 2002
            • 43073

            #6
            Originally posted by AM Jeff
            ask them.
            Guys would be surprised at how often this actually works.

            Spend you some brain.
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            • Psytonic
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2004
              • 260

              #7
              just sit them down and say "I would like to fuck both your brains out at the same time, so how about it?"

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              • EviLGuY
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2003
                • 12745

                #8
                Its going to cost you...

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                • TurboAngel
                  H.B.I.C.
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 30122

                  #9
                  If you would be nice you just might get what you want. I have to say you need work in the nice department.

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                  • sweet7
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2003
                    • 1792

                    #10
                    Originally posted by candyflip
                    Guys would be surprised at how often this actually works.
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                    • MetaMan
                      I AM WEB 2.0
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 28682

                      #11
                      Originally posted by hijaker
                      Hi guys

                      I am a fucking loser who stumbled onto this webmasters board, i continue to post for the nude girlies. I have never had my duck sucked or my dilly wet in a pussy or asshole. I am a lost case and a geek,

                      Please tell me how i can locate the G spot? i want to be a pimp roller!

                      THANKS!

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                      • Basic_man
                        Programming King Pin
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 27360

                        #12
                        ask them for a threesome! :D
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                        • prostock
                          On probation
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 4160

                          #13
                          Originally posted by hijaker
                          Hi guys

                          I need to get 2 girls into my bed!
                          They are both my friends, but i dont have a clue on how to do it.
                          Any ideias?
                          try tranquilizer darts

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                          • TheLegacy
                            SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 18193

                            #14
                            dude.. been doing this for some time.. after a while.. gets boring and you have two girls starting to get jealous and pissed off at each other..

                            for every ounce of enjoyment you may think your going to get.. you'll have a pound of headache afterwards.

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                            • wvuatl
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2004
                              • 604

                              #15
                              the only people I know who have pulled that off have either had large quantities of alcohol or drugs or both!!
                              Get you some vibrators for women now!

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                              • ace0r
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2001
                                • 1410

                                #16
                                why cut yourself short aiming for a threesome? might as well shoot for the stars and get 7-8 girls in your bed!

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                                • bringer
                                  i have man boobies
                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 13082

                                  #17
                                  ask them
                                  if thats a no go pull out the credit cards
                                  works everytime
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                                  • mgold
                                    Registered User
                                    • May 2004
                                    • 68

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by hijaker
                                    Hi guys

                                    I need to get 2 girls into my bed!
                                    They are both my friends, but i dont have a clue on how to do it.
                                    Any ideias?
                                    Whatever you do, however you get it amke sure to tape it and post here :-)

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                                    • cayne
                                      My time is coming...
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 7475

                                      #19
                                      rape or ask, the decision is up to you
                                      And I would use some good drinks...
                                      If lesbian anal is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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                                      • Syl
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2003
                                        • 1953

                                        #20
                                        (not a guy) ..all you need to do is get one of the girls into the idea and she can coax the other one..if you are well endowed it might help
                                        Syl
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                                        • NakedBo
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 1614

                                          #21
                                          Why do you NEED 2 girls in your bed? I know that every guys WANTS that...

                                          Just ask them and if they don't want to , call an escortagency and pay for it. What ever you do don't use drugs to get it done, if you do that you are just an asshole and you could get charged with rape

                                          xox

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                                          • sinkiss
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Apr 2004
                                            • 666

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Psytonic
                                            just sit them down and say "I would like to fuck both your brains out at the same time, so how about it?"

                                            honest and to the point
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                                            • mastamind
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2004
                                              • 429

                                              #23
                                              rape , ask, or try some Extasy

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                                              • PrivateIvy
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 4257

                                                #24
                                                my guess is, since you had to post about this, it will not likely happen for you........sorry bout that man

                                                Ivy

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                                                • hijaker
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 238

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                  thats funny metaman but that post isn't mine
                                                  But it was a good joke anyway
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                                                  • Jer
                                                    God is Brazilian
                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                    • 10601

                                                    #26
                                                    Do you have two cocks?

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                                                    • ehulk81
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 289

                                                      #27
                                                      Sounds like fun do you know if either are into that, and if so then just get em relaxed and go from there, start kissing one while fondaling the other it worked for me, good luck.

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                                                      • StuartD
                                                        Sofa King Band
                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                        • 29903

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by hijaker
                                                        Hi guys

                                                        I need to get 2 girls into my bed!
                                                        They are both my friends, but i dont have a clue on how to do it.
                                                        Any ideias?
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                                                        • Jer
                                                          God is Brazilian
                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                          • 10601

                                                          #29
                                                          Pegue as raparigas e diga "Estou a fim de fodê-las agora, juntas, na minha cama". Boa sorte!

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                                                          • Mr. Marks
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jun 2001
                                                            • 7517

                                                            #30
                                                            haha.

                                                            sweet talk would do.

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                                                            • Cloner
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • May 2004
                                                              • 157

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by candyflip
                                                              Guys would be surprised at how often this actually works.
                                                              It worked for me man, give it a try. Just be ready with plenty of water and towels when they say YES! ;)
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                                                              • rickholio
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                • 1914

                                                                #32
                                                                Two women doesn't make you twice the man, it makes you HALF the man. You best be twice as good as a normal guy to even begin to be worthy because, let's face it, a normal guy for most women is not terribly impressive.

                                                                It helps if you have one chick already interested, then you can enlist her into the seduction... if your partner in seduction is genuinely interested in getting a little lesbo action herself, it goes a long way both to getting and helping ramp up the heat in the moment.

                                                                This isn't even touching on purely pragmatic and practical matters (such as increased possibilities of positions, dealing with jealousy where one or both feel you're paying too much attention to the other, etc). As you probably already know, porn isn't reality and that's true for threesomes (or more) as well.

                                                                On the plus side, when things go good, they go realllly good. There's nothing quite like the ego boost like knowing you've done a good job... except maybe knowing that you've done TWO good jobs!

                                                                Makes for some great tales around the campfire, too.
                                                                ~

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                                                                • badmunchkin
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                  • 3797

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by ace0r
                                                                  why cut yourself short aiming for a threesome? might as well shoot for the stars and get 7-8 girls in your bed!

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                                                                  • pimplink
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jun 2001
                                                                    • 9535

                                                                    #34
                                                                    go to the drugstore and buy some aspirin...

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                                                                    • reynold
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 51271

                                                                      #35
                                                                      If they are your friends, why not just be honest and ask them?

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