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Originally Posted by AlienQ
I am contemplating how to get even.
Anal?
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Anal with the In-Laws?!?
I don't know...how long have you been married to their daughter, and do you think they really swing that way?
Oh wait, you mean anal with your wife.
Well, if you do, then be sure to tape it and label the tape "Wedding".
When the In-Laws arrive, have your wife do something in the kithen (make hors d'ourves or something), then you set up the VCR telling the In-Laws that you want to show them the video of the wedding.
Hand the tape to "Dad" and then ask what everyone wants to drink. As you head to the other room to make drinks, tell Dad to plop the tape in the VCR...hilarity ensues.
When you re-enter, be sure to act surprised while saying, "Silly me, that's the wedding night video".
That, my friend, is called owning your wife.
ADG Webmaster (Certified Justice of the Lawless)