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  • NaughtyAllie
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2003
    • 1844
    #1

    Email From A Fan

    I get some pretty crazy email but sometimes I really have to wonder what kind of guys write some of the crap that they send me. Anyway I got a good kick out of this so I figured I would share it with everybody before I jumped in my car to head up to Cleveland.

    "Hello allie!!!

    My name is Brian. I live in Cleveland, Ohio. I love your website I go on it everyday and jack off. I was wondering if you every considering coming hearing getting with me. Maybe we can some drinks and come back to my place and see what happens. If you don't want to do that maybe we can just have sex right off the bat. Even if you don't like that idea I'll pay you to fuck me. My dick is about 18 inches long. Is that long enough?


    Brian Welcome"
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    • Sly_RJ
      Live Hard - Die Hard
      • Feb 2002
      • 17042
      #2
      Shit, I meant San Diego!
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        • cayne
          My time is coming...
          • Jan 2004
          • 7475
          #3
          haha good one. At least he's honest!
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            • Jace
              FBOP Class Of 2013
              • Jan 2004
              • 35562
              #4
              saying your dick is 18" is honest?

              haha

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                • Phoenix
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                  • Nov 2002
                  • 35475
                  #5
                  i like his persistence

                  lol
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                    • BlingDaddy
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 6343
                      #6
                      Can't blame a guy for tryin! LMAO

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                        • HAPPYPEEKERS
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 7566
                          #7
                          Originally posted by JaceXXX
                          saying your dick is 18" is honest?

                          haha
                          lol ya.. I would say he probably was not being to honest about that part lol
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                            • NikkiNevada
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 1128
                              #8

                              My toys aren't even that long!
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                                • Illicit
                                  wtf ?
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 11895
                                  #9
                                  I dont appreciate you posting my private email to you for all of gfy to read.
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                                    • Gheenz
                                      Here's Your Sign
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 2410
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                      saying your dick is 18" is honest?

                                      haha
                                      Does telling a girl you have an elephant trunk for a cock really work? What a joke. This dude sounds like he's about 14.
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                                        • Strife
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2001
                                          • 4534
                                          #11
                                          funny shit

                                          can't blame the guy for trying though
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                                            • chemicaleyes
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                                              • Aug 2003
                                              • 11569
                                              #12
                                              haha LMAO
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                                                • sinkiss
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                  • 666
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                                  saying your dick is 18" is honest?

                                                  haha
                                                  probably a little fib there. but if not, he could have his own site
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                                                    • fris
                                                      I have to go potty
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 55800
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by NikkiNevada

                                                      My toys aren't even that long!
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                                                        • Jdoughs
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 5794
                                                          #15
                                                          LOL id tell him you may be goin to Ohio in the fall..

                                                          Sure fire way to have him recurr until then atleast..lmao
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                                                            • J-Reel
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                              • 3782
                                                              #16
                                                              Allie... I jerk off to your site everyday too, can you come to portland and have sex with me?

                                                              My dick is 22 inches

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                                                                • PrivateEye
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                  • 1784
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Is he a member ?
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                                                                    • Oracle Porn
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                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 24433
                                                                      #18


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                                                                        • zzgundamnzz
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                          • 6102
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by J-Reel
                                                                          Allie... I jerk off to your site everyday too, can you come to portland and have sex with me?

                                                                          My dick is 22 inches
                                                                          Yeah well mine is 26 centimeters

                                                                          Wait that didn't sound right


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                                                                            • cayne
                                                                              My time is coming...
                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                              • 7475
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                                                              saying your dick is 18" is honest?

                                                                              haha
                                                                              I was talking about that part:

                                                                              I go on it everyday and jack off
                                                                              If lesbian anal is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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                                                                                • TheEnforcer
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                  • 2855
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  That's just too damn funny!!
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                                                                                    • jscott
                                                                                      jscizzle
                                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                                      • 25452
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      wow, "fanmail" never ceases to amaze me
                                                                                      lol haha
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                                                                                        • Aquarius
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                                          • 4754
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          At least he tried

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                                                                                            • mastamind
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                                              • 429
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              ha ha poor guy just wants to bust a nut

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                                                                                                • hijaker
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                                                                  • 238
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  shit.
                                                                                                  Why dont girls send me emails like that one ?
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                                                                                                    • NaughtyAllie
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                                      • 1844
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by J-Reel
                                                                                                      Allie... I jerk off to your site everyday too, can you come to portland and have sex with me?

                                                                                                      My dick is 22 inches
                                                                                                      22 inches? I'm on my way!!

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                                                                                                        • bizmak
                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                                                          • 10014
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by ajpiii
                                                                                                          I dont appreciate you posting my private email to you for all of gfy to read.

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                                                                                                            • thumbsUP
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                                                              • 347
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              (sig spot) Insert witty/smartass comment or obscure reference to something no one gives a shit about here. You might also choose to promote some program you claim to work for and that pays you fat cash, or cheddar, or whatever it is you wiggers call it these days.

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                                                                                                                • buddyjuf
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Allie you are fucking hot

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                                                                                                                    • beemk
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                                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                      • 20829
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      damnit you dont need to post the emails i send you on gfy
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                                                                                                                        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                                                                          WW4L
                                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                          • 10581
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          that is too fucking funny

                                                                                                                          I always like the guys that send e-mails asking you for pics then get really pissed and offended when you tell them to join your website and want to argue about it via e-mail.

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                                                                                                                            • GonePhishing
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                              • 2474
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              I guess he got right down to it.
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                                                                                                                                • emmanuelle
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 3662
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Did he send the requisite cock pics too?

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                                                                                                                                    • NaughtyAllie
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 1844
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                                                                                                      Allie you are fucking hot
                                                                                                                                      Awww, thanks! I noticed you were from Montreal. I will be up there next month for the webmaster gathering. Maybe I'll see you around.

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                                                                                                                                        • wdsguy
                                                                                                                                          Ryde or Die
                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 19568
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          He needs to take english classes

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                                                                                                                                            • NaughtyAllie
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 1844
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by emmanuelle
                                                                                                                                              Did he send the requisite cock pics too?
                                                                                                                                              Unfortunately he didn't. I should email and ask him to send me a photo of that 18 inch cock. I would probably get a pic of an 18 inch dildo poking out of his pants sent back to me.

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                                                                                                                                                • boneprone
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                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 34415
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  "wondering if you every considering coming hearing getting with me"


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                                                                                                                                                    • EviLGuY
                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 12745
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                                                                                                                                      saying your dick is 18" is honest?

                                                                                                                                                      haha
                                                                                                                                                      Sometimes I feel a lot of shame for my gender.

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