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  • Jedimaster
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    • Dec 2003
    • 2120
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    One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my

    One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbour lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
    I took a drink from my can of Labatt's Blue, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey bitch and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why SHE cuts the grass."
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    • punker barbie
      Meow Meow!!!
      • Nov 2003
      • 10232
      #2
      damn i hate noisy neighbors like that!!!!
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        • MrIzzz
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          • Sep 2003
          • 22923
          #3


          WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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            • stev0
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              • Aug 2003
              • 6801
              #4
              hahaha, that's awsome

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                • Gheenz
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                  • Oct 2003
                  • 2410
                  #5
                  LOL good one
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                    • pubenemy
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                      • May 2004
                      • 990
                      #6
                      Yea nosey neighbors are almost as bad as noisy ones. ;P Funny story/joke I got a laugh from it.
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                        • StRoGE
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                          • Mar 2004
                          • 1713
                          #7
                          Hahaha. Priceless.
                          Please tell me thats a true story.
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                            • Nylz
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                              • Apr 2004
                              • 8285
                              #8
                              LMFAO
                              No sig.

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                                • Shortbread
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                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 2181
                                  #9

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                                    • punker barbie
                                      Meow Meow!!!
                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 10232
                                      #10
                                      are u going to show us your *package* to go with ur story?
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                                        • Jedimaster
                                          Registered User
                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 2120
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by punker barbie
                                          are u going to show us your *package* to go with ur story?
                                          I'll show ya mine if you show me yours

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                                            • demented
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                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 2388
                                              #12

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                                                • nathan_f
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                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 3983
                                                  #13

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                                                    • punker barbie
                                                      Meow Meow!!!
                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                      • 10232
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Jedimaster
                                                      I'll show ya mine if you show me yours
                                                      deal!!!



                                                      your turn
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                                                        • tranza
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                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 57559
                                                          #15
                                                          Lol..... That was a great reply!!
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                                                            • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                              WW4L
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 10581
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by punker barbie
                                                              deal!!!



                                                              your turn
                                                              hey that looks like my hubby..i love it when he does that trick

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                                                                • smokingdawn
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                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                  • 2808
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Jedimaster
                                                                  One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbour lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
                                                                  I took a drink from my can of Labatt's Blue, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey bitch and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why SHE cuts the grass."
                                                                  LOL...that's good!

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                                                                    • punker barbie
                                                                      Meow Meow!!!
                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                      • 10232
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Jedimaster wheres ur pic?
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                                                                        • JDog
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                                                                          • Feb 2003
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          That's fucking greats!

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                                                                            • Mr. Marks
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                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                              • 7517
                                                                              #20


                                                                              mind your own fuckin business, old lady! its fuckin past the millenium!

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                                                                                • ocho-ocho
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                                                                                  • Apr 2004
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  well done...!
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                                                                                    • pimplink
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                                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                                      • 9535
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Say.."hey old Lady, I'm juz preppin' to see you pull that one!" LOL...

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                                                                                        • boardersweetie
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                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                          • 1889
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          It never was confirmed if this story is true or not...

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                                                                                            • mastamind
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                                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                                              • 429
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              is this a joke a real? Either way preaty funny.

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                                                                                                • GoNe
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                                  • 2892
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by StRoGE
                                                                                                  Hahaha. Priceless.
                                                                                                  Please tell me thats a true story.
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                                                                                                    • erehwon
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                                                                                                      • Nov 2003
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Money NEVER $leep$...

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                                                                                                        • Face (o_0)
                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                                                          • 2617
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          a new yorker who drinks canadian beer?

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                                                                                                            • EviLGuY
                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                                              • 12745
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              I tghink more women should cut the grass myself.

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