Originally Posted by KMR Stitch

alert(document.vito.qnum.value + ' is the number of times you should be kicked in the ass because you thought that stupid shit like this actually works, you are probably one of those people that forwards those stupid chain letters to your entire addressbook..');
alert(document.vito.first.value + ' probably does not give a damn about you cuz you waste your time with shit like this.');
alert('The fact that you chose ' +
document.vito.qcol.value + ' does not mean a goddamn thing. After all, it is just a color.');
alert(document.vito.qpet.value + ' is dead.');
alert(document.vito.qwork1.value + ' and ' + document.vito.qwork2.value + ' are probably really ashamed that they know you personally.');
alert('Oh yeah, that stupid ass wish of yours? *** ' + document.vito.odpow.value + '*** HAHAHA!! *** It will NEVER happen.');
alert('now get back to work');