Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment.
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We got new advice as to what motivated men to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation.Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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A man said to his wife: "Honey, what do you say that tonight we change positions?"
"OK," she said. "You stand by the ironing board and I'll lie on the sofa and watch TV."Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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When a man and woman are trying to have sex, he will often climax before she is ready. Sometimes he will climax before she is, technically, in the room.Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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Why don't women blink during foreplay? -There isn't time.Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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Husband: "Want a quickie?" Wife: "As opposed to what?"Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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Why is sex like a game of bridge? -You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love.Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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I always thought music was more important than sex. Then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year and a half it doesn't bother me.Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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What do hookers do on their night off: type?Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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A hard man is good to find (Mae West).Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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A man went into a store to buy some condoms. "That's 1 dollar 15 plus tax," said the store assistant. "I don't need tacks," said the man. "It'll stay up all by itself."Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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He says, "Come on, honey. I can't remember the last time we made love." She says, "Well I can -and that's why we're not."Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?" Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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I'm a practising heterosexual, but bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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We got new advice as to what motivated men to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation.Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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A man said to his wife: "Honey, what do you say that tonight we change positions?" "OK," she said. "You stand by the ironing board and I'll lie on the sofa and watch TV"Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
Email: [email protected]Comment
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When a man and woman are trying to have sex, he will often climax before she is ready. Sometimes he will climax before she is, technically, in the room.Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
Email: [email protected]Comment
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Why is sex like a game of bridge? - You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
Email: [email protected]Comment
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Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
Email: [email protected]Comment
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I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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I always thought music was more important than sex. Then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year and a half it doesn't bother me.Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
Email: [email protected]Comment
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.
A hard man is good to find.Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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He says, "Come on, honey. I can't remember the last time we made love." She says, "Well I can - and that's why we're not."Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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zents your an animalComment
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right I am climbing intot eh top 10 posters on this thread I should get a booby prize
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ohh I got the boobie prize
I winComment
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what's a booby prize? booby pics?Originally posted by LegendaryLars
right I am climbing intot eh top 10 posters on this thread I should get a booby prize
Maybe if my #'s win , I'll post some booby pics
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Originally posted by PrivateIvy
what's a booby prize? booby pics?
Maybe if my #'s win , I'll post some booby pics
Ivy
we all hope that you win, we really do-sean
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I guess everyone on gfy votedComment
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love me tender... love me so....Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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I´ve been the one to party until the endPrograms that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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lookin' for the afterparty to beginPrograms that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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I'm going down to lalalandPrograms that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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I hope to see you soon in lalalandPrograms that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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Something 'bout those little pills unrealPrograms that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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they thrill to you until they kill a million braincellsPrograms that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000
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