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  • zentz
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2003
    • 8062
    #701
    A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"

    She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?
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      • Raf1
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Oct 2003
        • 12117
        #702
        things are getting way out of hand with these post bots...
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          • zentz
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2003
            • 8062
            #703
            Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, "Do you ever get to feeling horny?"

            "Yes," her friend replied.

            "What do you do about it?"

            "I usually suck on a Lifesaver."

            After a moment of stunned silence her friend asked, "Well, what beach do you go to?"
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              • zentz
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2003
                • 8062
                #704
                A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After a while a beggar came up to her and said, "Hello luv, how's about us going for a walk together."

                "How dare you," said the woman, "I'm not one of your cheap pickups!"

                "Well then," said the beggar, "What are you doing in my bed?"
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                  • zentz
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 8062
                    #705
                    It's really hard being a pecker! You have a head, but you can't think. You've got an eye, but you can't see. All you do is hang around all day with a couple of nuts. Your closest neighbor is a real asshole. And ever since AIDS, you gotta wear a rubber suit and throw up all over yourself!
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                      • zentz
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 8062
                        #706
                        The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At her apartment door, he suddenly said "Hey! You wanna see my underwear?"

                        Before she could respond, he had dropped his pants, right there in the hall, revealing that he wasn't wearing any.

                        She glanced down and said, "Nice design, does it also come in men's sizes?"
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                          • hijaker
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 238
                            #707
                            postbots?
                            PORNADiKTS.COM - udated every 5 minutes

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                              • zentz
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2003
                                • 8062
                                #708
                                Two nuns are walking down a dark alley one night. Two men suddenly jump out of the shadows and start to rape them. The first nun looks up toward heaven and says, "Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they are doing."

                                The second nun looks up and says, "This one does!"
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                                  • zentz
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Nov 2003
                                    • 8062
                                    #709
                                    Originally posted by hijaker
                                    postbots?
                                    nope. a boring dude in action
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                                      • zentz
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Nov 2003
                                        • 8062
                                        #710
                                        An elderly man and woman meet in a bar and get to talking. They are enjoying their conversation so much that, when the bar closes, they decide to continue at the woman's apartment. After a time, things start getting pretty romantic and they wind up in bed. Afterward, they're both laying there, staring at the ceiling.

                                        The old man is thinking ..."Gosh, if I had known she was a virgin, I would have been more careful with her."

                                        The old lady is thinking ..."Geez, if I had known he could get it up, I would have taken off my panties."
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                                          • Basic_man
                                            Programming King Pin
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 27360
                                            #711
                                            52?

                                            is the contest over?
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                                              • zentz
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Nov 2003
                                                • 8062
                                                #712
                                                This couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any sexual advances because of his tiny organ. Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car. While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis.

                                                "No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."
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                                                  • Pendo
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                    • 3179
                                                    #713
                                                    315

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                                                      • zentz
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                        • 8062
                                                        #714
                                                        An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party?"

                                                        "Yeah," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."

                                                        "But you look like Abe Lincoln," protested the barkeep.

                                                        "That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."
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                                                          • zentz
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                            • 8062
                                                            #715
                                                            An Indian chief and his son are sitting down one day, and the son asks: "Dad, how do us Indians get our names?"

                                                            "It's very simple," replies the chief. "Your oldest brother was born by a river, so we call him Running Brook. Your other brother was born in the early morning, so we call him Rising Sun. Why do you ask Broken Rubber?"
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                                                              • zentz
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                • 8062
                                                                #716
                                                                A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans. He looks around, then sits next to the most attractive woman there. He was very pleased with himself after he noticed her constantly glancing down at his crotch.

                                                                "Hi, there, I'm Jerry," he said, as he went into one of his well rehearsed routines, "and I help produce a T.V. quiz show. Is there any question I can answer for you?"

                                                                "As a matter of fact there is," she said as she glanced down once more toward his embellished jeans. "Do you have change for a dollar?"
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                                                                  • zentz
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                                    • 8062
                                                                    #717
                                                                    A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed. They're having a great time. She was on top when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure -- she was shaking and foaming at the mouth. Our uninformed male thought this was incredible -- the best sex he'd ever had!

                                                                    He finished, but she is still shaking and thrashing about with her seizure. He began to get nervous and took her to the emergency room.

                                                                    A nurse asked what the problem was and he replied, "I think her orgasm's stuck!"
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                                                                      • zentz
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                                        • 8062
                                                                        #718
                                                                        An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it."

                                                                        "Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice, tight-looking ass!"
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                                                                          • zentz
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                                            • 8062
                                                                            #719
                                                                            A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?"

                                                                            Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."

                                                                            Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."

                                                                            The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways.

                                                                            Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.

                                                                            Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"

                                                                            Woman: (shaking her head with mouth closed) "Unh unh."
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                                                                              • zentz
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                                • 8062
                                                                                #720
                                                                                Late one night a woman was walking home when a man grabbed her and dragged her into the bushes. "Help me! Help me!" she screamed. "I'm being robbed!"

                                                                                "You ain't being robbed, slut!" her attacker interrupted. "You're being screwed!"

                                                                                The woman looked down at her attacker as he unzipped his jeans. "If you're screwing me with that," she fumed, "I am being robbed!"
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                                                                                  • zentz
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                                                    • 8062
                                                                                    #721
                                                                                    A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind a tree. Then another couple behind some bushes by the house. He walked up to the door of the house, and knocked. A well dressed woman answered the door, and the man asked what kind of a place this was. "This is a brothel,"replied the madam.

                                                                                    "Well, what's all this out on the lawn?" queried the man.

                                                                                    "Oh, we're having a yard sale today."
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                                                                                      • monaro
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Aug 2003
                                                                                        • 968
                                                                                        #722
                                                                                        Originally posted by LegendaryLars
                                                                                        Its simple Post your number in this thread here and also post the number in the thread linked below

                                                                                        http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=259004


                                                                                        first person to get the number in both threads gets the CASH.

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                                                                                          • zentz
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                                                            • 8062
                                                                                            #723
                                                                                            This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the big city for the first time. When they first arrived, he got them a hotel room and as they were laying in bed she looked over in the corner and saw a discarded condom, "Oh yuck!!" she proclaimed as she pointed it to her new husband.

                                                                                            As he craned his neck to see what it was he looked at her and asked, "What they don't use those things where you come from?"

                                                                                            "Yeah," she said "But we don't skin 'em!"
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                                                                                              • zentz
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                                                • 8062
                                                                                                #724
                                                                                                An exhibitionist named Joe, was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta. As he approached the open door of the plane at the end of the jet way, a very attractive flight attendant was collecting boarding passes. As she reached toward him for his boarding pass, he opened his raincoat and exposed himself.

                                                                                                "I'm sorry sir," she said politely, "but you have to show your ticket here, not your stub."
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                                                                                                  • Steen2
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                                                                    • 7662
                                                                                                    #725
                                                                                                    283
                                                                                                    ICQ: 2262.73945

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                                                                                                      • zentz
                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                                                                        • 8062
                                                                                                        #726
                                                                                                        An old man and his wife were listening to their favorite radio evangelist, who promised, "With God's incredible powers behind me, I can heal anything! Place one hand on the radio and the other on that which you want healed, and IT SHALL BE HEALED!"

                                                                                                        The old woman put one hand on the radio and the other on her heart. The old man put one hand on the radio and the other on his pants.

                                                                                                        The woman said, "Uh, honey, he said he could HEAL, not BRING BACK FROM THE DEAD!"
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                                                                                                          • zentz
                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                                                                            • 8062
                                                                                                            #727
                                                                                                            There's a kid who lives on a farm. One day he comes home from school in a really bad mood. Walking to the house, he sees a pig and kicks it. Then he sees a chicken and kicks that.

                                                                                                            When he walks in the house his mother, who was watching him through the window, says, "I saw you kick those animals. For kicking the pig, you'll have no bacon for a week. For kicking the chicken, you'll have no eggs for a week."

                                                                                                            The kid was about to say something when his father walks through the door, also in a foul mood, and kicks the cat. Then he says to his mother, "You want to tell him or should I?"
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                                                                                                              • zentz
                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                • 8062
                                                                                                                #728
                                                                                                                A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm.

                                                                                                                "Sure!!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids..."
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                                                                                                                  • zentz
                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                    • 8062
                                                                                                                    #729
                                                                                                                    An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. "Is there something in particular I can show you?" he asked.

                                                                                                                    "Yes, I want to buy a sexual sofa."

                                                                                                                    "You mean a sectional sofa," he suggested.

                                                                                                                    "Sectional schmectional." she bitterly retorted. "All I want is an occasional piece in the living room!"
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                                                                                                                      • zentz
                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                        • 8062
                                                                                                                        #730
                                                                                                                        A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox fashion, and so draped a banner on the front of their building that read: "Our Staff will stuff your Stiff."

                                                                                                                        Not to be outdone, the Madame across the street had her girls respond with a banner too: "Our Stuff will stiff your Staff."
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                                                                                                                          • zentz
                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                            • 8062
                                                                                                                            #731
                                                                                                                            An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into the nurses' office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died. Nurse Jones, realizing the Mr. Smith was old and forgetful decided to play along with him. "It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she replied.

                                                                                                                            Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls at the nursing home with his penis hanging outside his pants. Nurse Jones saw him and said, "Mr. Smith, I thought you told me your penis died?"

                                                                                                                            "It did," he replied. "Today is the viewing!"
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                                                                                                                              • zentz
                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                • 8062
                                                                                                                                #732
                                                                                                                                Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son. Michael says, "How long before we can have sex?"

                                                                                                                                The doctor says, "At least wait until he's walking."
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                                                                                                                                  • zentz
                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                    • 8062
                                                                                                                                    #733
                                                                                                                                    A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight."

                                                                                                                                    The woman says, "So do I. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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                                                                                                                                      • zentz
                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                        • 8062
                                                                                                                                        #734
                                                                                                                                        A man was looking all over town to find a friend of his. He walked down the street and came to a barber shop. He stuck his head inside and asked, "Bob Peters here?"

                                                                                                                                        The barber replied, "Nah, we just do shaves and haircuts."
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                                                                                                                                          • zentz
                                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                            • 8062
                                                                                                                                            #735
                                                                                                                                            Reminiscing about their wayward youth, a former hippie asked a onetime flower child, "Say, were you ever picked up by the fuzz?"

                                                                                                                                            "No," she replied, "but I bet it'd hurt!"
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                                                                                                                                              • zentz
                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                • 8062
                                                                                                                                                #736
                                                                                                                                                An Eskimo's snowmobile goes on the fritz. He takes it to a mechanic, who, after examining the vehicle, says, "I think you've blown a seal."

                                                                                                                                                To which the Eskimo replies, "No, that's just a little ice on my mustache."
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                                                                                                                                                  • zentz
                                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                    • 8062
                                                                                                                                                    #737
                                                                                                                                                    Two old ladies sitting on the porch at the old folks home? One turned to the other and asked "Martha, you were married a long time, did you and your husband have mutual orgasm?

                                                                                                                                                    The other little old lady sat and rocked for a minute and said, "No, I think we had State Farm."
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                                                                                                                                                      • zentz
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                                                                                                                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                        • 8062
                                                                                                                                                        #738
                                                                                                                                                        Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench. Suddenly a man comes along, flings open his trench coat and flashes them.

                                                                                                                                                        Two have a stroke... but the third doesn't 'cause her arms aren't long enough.
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                                                                                                                                                          • zentz
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                                                                                                                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                            • 8062
                                                                                                                                                            #739
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                                                                                                                                                              • PrivateIvy
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                                                                                                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                • 4257
                                                                                                                                                                #740
                                                                                                                                                                Originally posted by LegendaryLars
                                                                                                                                                                Its simple Post your number in this thread here and also post the number in the thread linked below

                                                                                                                                                                http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=259004


                                                                                                                                                                first person to get the number in both threads gets the CASH.
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                                                                                                                                                                  • DarkLord
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                                    • 370
                                                                                                                                                                    #741
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                                                                                                                                                                    Stimul Cash - Just What The Doctor Ordered

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                                                                                                                                                                      • PrivateIvy
                                                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                        • 4257
                                                                                                                                                                        #742
                                                                                                                                                                        quote:
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                                                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by LegendaryLars
                                                                                                                                                                        Its simple Post your number in this thread here and also post the number in the thread linked below

                                                                                                                                                                        http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showt...threadid=259004


                                                                                                                                                                        first person to get the number in both threads gets the CASH.
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                                                                                                                                                                          • PrivateIvy
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                            • 4257
                                                                                                                                                                            #743
                                                                                                                                                                            quote:
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                                                                                                                                                                            Originally posted by LegendaryLars
                                                                                                                                                                            Its simple Post your number in this thread here and also post the number in the thread linked below

                                                                                                                                                                            http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showt...threadid=259004


                                                                                                                                                                            first person to get the number in both threads gets the CASH.
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                                                                                                                                                                              • zentz
                                                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                • 8062
                                                                                                                                                                                #744
                                                                                                                                                                                I'm a practising heterosexual, but bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
                                                                                                                                                                                Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000

                                                                                                                                                                                Email: [email protected]

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                                                                                                                                                                                  • zentz
                                                                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                    • 8062
                                                                                                                                                                                    #745
                                                                                                                                                                                    After making love, I said to my girl: "Was it good for you too?" She said: "I don't think this was good for anybody!"
                                                                                                                                                                                    Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000

                                                                                                                                                                                    Email: [email protected]

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                                                                                                                                                                                      • zentz
                                                                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                        • 8062
                                                                                                                                                                                        #746
                                                                                                                                                                                        I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?
                                                                                                                                                                                        Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000

                                                                                                                                                                                        Email: [email protected]

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                                                                                                                                                                                          • zentz
                                                                                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                            • 8062
                                                                                                                                                                                            #747
                                                                                                                                                                                            You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.
                                                                                                                                                                                            Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000

                                                                                                                                                                                            Email: [email protected]

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                                                                                                                                                                                              • zentz
                                                                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                • 8062
                                                                                                                                                                                                #748
                                                                                                                                                                                                Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
                                                                                                                                                                                                Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000

                                                                                                                                                                                                Email: [email protected]

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • zentz
                                                                                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                    • 8062
                                                                                                                                                                                                    #749
                                                                                                                                                                                                    If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all.
                                                                                                                                                                                                    Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000

                                                                                                                                                                                                    Email: [email protected]

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • zentz
                                                                                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • 8062
                                                                                                                                                                                                        #750
                                                                                                                                                                                                        Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?" ! Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
                                                                                                                                                                                                        Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000

                                                                                                                                                                                                        Email: [email protected]

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