Make the most jokes about rick latona's mom and win $10,001

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  • The Green Giant
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    #851
    rick latona's mother is so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

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    • The Green Giant
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      #852
      rick latona's mother is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

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      • The Green Giant
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        #853
        rick latona's mother is so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

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        • The Green Giant
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          #854
          rick latona's mother is so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

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          • The Green Giant
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            #855
            rick latona's mother is so fat she's got her own area code!

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            • The Green Giant
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              #856
              rick latona's mother is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

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              • The Green Giant
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                #857
                rick latona's mother is so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

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                • The Green Giant
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                  #858
                  rick latona's mother is so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

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                  • The Green Giant
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                    #859
                    rick latona's mother is so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

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                    • The Green Giant
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                      #860
                      rick latona's mother is so fat when she plays hopscotch she goes New York L.A. Chicago...

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                      • The Green Giant
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                        #861
                        rick latona's mother is so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

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                        • The Green Giant
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                          #862
                          rick latona's mother is so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

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                          • The Green Giant
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                            #863
                            rick latona's mother is so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

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                            • The Green Giant
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                              • Jun 2004
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                              #864
                              rick latona's mother is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

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                              • The Green Giant
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                                #865
                                rick latona's mother is so fat she wakes up in sections!

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                                • The Green Giant
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                                  #866
                                  rick latona's mother is so fat when she goes to an amusement park people try to ride HER!

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                                  • HS-Trixxxia
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                                    • Mar 2002
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                                    #867
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                                    • The Green Giant
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                                      • Jun 2004
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                                      #868
                                      rick latona's mother is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

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                                      • The Green Giant
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                                        • Jun 2004
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                                        #869
                                        rick latona's mother is so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

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                                        • The Green Giant
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                                          • Jun 2004
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                                          #870
                                          rick latona's mother is so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

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                                          • The Green Giant
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                                            #871
                                            rick latona's mother is so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

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                                            • The Green Giant
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                                              #872
                                              rick latona's mother is so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

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                                              • The Green Giant
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                                                #873
                                                rick latona's mother is so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

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                                                • The Green Giant
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                                                  #874
                                                  rick latona's mother is so fat she's on both sides of the family!

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                                                  • The Green Giant
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                                                    • Jun 2004
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                                                    #875
                                                    rick latona's mother is so fat everytime she walks in high heels she strikes oil!

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                                                    • The Green Giant
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                                                      #876
                                                      rick latona's mother is so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

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                                                      • The Green Giant
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                                                        #877
                                                        rick latona's mother is so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in

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                                                        • The Green Giant
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                                                          #878
                                                          rick latona's mother is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

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                                                          • The Green Giant
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                                                            #879
                                                            rick latona's mother is so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too

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                                                            • The Green Giant
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                                                              #880
                                                              rick latona's mother is so fat when her beeper goes off people thought she was backing up

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                                                              • The Green Giant
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                                                                #881
                                                                rick latona's mother is so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

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                                                                • The Green Giant
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                                                                  #882
                                                                  rick latona's mother is so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

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                                                                  • The Green Giant
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                                                                    #883
                                                                    rick latona's mother is so fat were in her right now

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                                                                    • The Green Giant
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                                                                      #884
                                                                      rick latona's mother is so fat people jog around her for exercise

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                                                                      • The Green Giant
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                                                                        #885
                                                                        rick latona's mother is so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

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                                                                        • The Green Giant
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                                                                          #886
                                                                          rick latona's mother is so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

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                                                                          • The Green Giant
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                                                                            #887
                                                                            rick latona's mother is so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

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                                                                            • The Green Giant
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                                                                              #888
                                                                              rick latona's mother is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

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                                                                              • The Green Giant
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                                                                                #889
                                                                                rick latona's mother is so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand

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                                                                                • The Green Giant
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                                                                                  #890
                                                                                  she has to give directions!

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                                                                                  • The Green Giant
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                                                                                    #891
                                                                                    rick latona's mother is so fat she goes to a resturant looks at the menu and says "okay!"

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                                                                                    • The Green Giant
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                                                                                      #892
                                                                                      rick latona's mother is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people said "Taxi!"

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                                                                                      • The Green Giant
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                                                                                        #893
                                                                                        rick latona's mother is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

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                                                                                        • The Green Giant
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                                                                                          #894
                                                                                          rick latona's mother is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

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                                                                                          • The Green Giant
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                                                                                            #895
                                                                                            rick latona's mother is so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

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                                                                                            • The Green Giant
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                                                                                              #896
                                                                                              rick latona's mother is so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

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                                                                                              • The Green Giant
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                                                                                                #897
                                                                                                rick latona's mother is so fat she fell in love and broke it.

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                                                                                                • The Green Giant
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                                                                                                  #898
                                                                                                  rick latona's mother is so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

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                                                                                                  • The Green Giant
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                                                                                                    #899
                                                                                                    rick latona's mother is so fat when she sits around the house she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

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                                                                                                    • The Green Giant
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                                                                                                      #900
                                                                                                      rick latona's mother is so fat when she steps on a scale it read "one at a time please"

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