Movie Reviewers SUCK

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  • galleryseek
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 8234
    #1

    Movie Reviewers SUCK

    what the fuck!!!

    it seems as though every movie I'm about to see I decide to go ahead n' check out the reviews... and they're all bad? am I missing something here? do these cock sucker movie reviewers think they're better than every director out there?

    i can't stand reading arrogant moronic reviews on movies that are pretty damn good. I haven't seen a movie that has sucked in quite awhile, millions upon millions are put into movies so in all actuality, it's pretty rare when a movie turns out to be a complete flop, unless of course you think you're some einstein genius who can never be pleased.

    ESPECIALLY that one asshole here who likes doing reviews and thinks hes badass. He's another one of them that outta die.

    FUCK YOU MOVIE REVIEWERS!
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    • bringer
      i have man boobies
      • Jul 2003
      • 13082
      #2
      the only movie that comes to mind that i remember getting a good review which was actually a good movie was pulp fiction.
      333-765-551

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        • rickholio
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2004
          • 1914
          #3
          The only movies that get positive reviews from professional reviewers are foreign films about gay cowboys eating pudding.
          ~

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            • B40
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 7020
              #4
              I usually check www.imdb.com

              Anything above 7/10 I consider worth watching...and most of the time I end up enjoying the movie..

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                • riosluts
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 5250
                  #5
                  Originally posted by B40
                  I usually check www.imdb.com

                  Anything above 7/10 I consider worth watching...and most of the time I end up enjoying the movie..
                  yeah me too. they got pretty good results there. I remember reading a review about THE HOURS, they said it was one of the best movies ever. I watch it and its boring as fuck

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                    • twistyneck
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 4660
                      #6
                      Reviewers tend to be arrogant cocksuckers that wouldn't know a good movie if it ran an icepick through their eye. They want "art" while I want entertainment. Big difference there. See what you want to see and fuck anyone that tells you otherwise.

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                        • EviLGuY
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 12745
                          #7
                          I agree 100%.. its like they only get to say they enjoyed a movie 5 times a year so they have to save em up.

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                            • BigG
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 931
                              #8
                              imdb.com is very good!

                              Another GREAT resource is: rottentomatoes.com

                              I actually use rottentomatoes.com all the time! It takes a few visits to see what all it can do, but once you figure it out . . . it kicks ash!

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                                • BigG
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2004
                                  • 931
                                  #9
                                  Hey galleryseek,

                                  I think you have discovered a new product that could make you rich and famous . . .

                                  Reviews of "Movie Reviewers!"

                                  I would read your reviews and then select the movie reviews that matter!

                                  I want to know who to listen to and who really sucks!!!

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                                    • TheMob?
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 8584
                                      #10
                                      check out mr cranky for movie reviews!

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                                        • Zprogramz
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 1360
                                          #11
                                          Rottentomatoes.com is a good review site as well.

                                          Z

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