50 webmasters viewing my sig from a Mexican jail.
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Dont call the trannies down there trannies or they will smack you upside the head. They got some big man/women down there.
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Aaron you not going to make it down to TJ??Originally posted by AaronM
50 webmasters viewing my sig from a Mexican jail.
MFM said he has plenty of experience down there and would make sure you are safe!!
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Right on!Originally posted by JMan
Hahaha Now you talking...
Think I will meet you guys down thereAlex - ICQ:61889253 - MSN:zubr_zubr at hotmail.com - Skype:zubrzubrComment
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The only Spanish you'll need to wiggle your way out of a Federale
arrest:
"Jesus está en mi pantalones" (Jesus is in my pants)
"Mi coulo es el coulo del fuego" (My asshole is the asshole of fire"
"Precaution, piso mojado" (Caution, wet floor) I picked that one up from McDonald's today...Comment
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Originally posted by APN Philip
The only Spanish you'll need to wiggle your way out of a Federale
arrest:
"Jesus está en mi pantalones" (Jesus is in my pants)
"Mi coulo es el coulo del fuego" (My asshole is the asshole of fire"
"Precaution, piso mojado" (Caution, wet floor) I picked that one up from McDonald's today...
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if you act stupid anywhere..you will find a jail..im always more careful in tijuana but if you look for trouble in san diego or tijuana, you will find it.
I surely wouldnt make myself a target for trouble down there..but you can have quite a good time if you contain yourself..hahaComment
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I think he said he was buying the first round at the Hard Rock down there!Originally posted by Mike AI
Aaron you not going to make it down to TJ??
MFM said he has plenty of experience down there and would make sure you are safe!!
This is going to be a good time.Comment
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I couldn't agree with you more.Originally posted by makefuckingmoney
if you act stupid anywhere..you will find a jail..im always more careful in tijuana but if you look for trouble in san diego or tijuana, you will find it.
I surely wouldnt make myself a target for trouble down there..but you can have quite a good time if you contain yourself..haha
Funny thing is, when you leave the US and speak with people, they are way more intimidated by the US than their own country.
Have a good time. Respect the culture. They need the money, they aren't out to take you.
I have traveled rather extensively and the only place I ever had even a robbery occur was in New Orleans.
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hey meeeester I'm cumin on your seeeeeeeester!!MagnusComment
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Originally posted by makefuckingmoney
if you act stupid anywhere..you will find a jail..im always more careful in tijuana but if you look for trouble in san diego or tijuana, you will find it.
I surely wouldnt make myself a target for trouble down there..but you can have quite a good time if you contain yourself..haha
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For great info on how to find the finest prositutas in Mexico, talk to my cousin Ramon or check out this website...
El Chamuco
The best read on the site is "Brockton O'toole's FAQ." The short version is, just go to the taxi stand and tell the man "Adelitas". He will take you there for $5-7. No pesos are needed, American dinero por favor.
Once at Adelitas, the girls are cheap and the condoms are cheaper. Bring $100 and you live like a king.
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Ask for Adelitas or Chicago Club; they are essentially dog leg across the street from one another and within shouting distance. Adelitas is more raw and a bit wild wild west compared to Chicago which is fancier and has better AC. Depends how adventurous you feel for what I would recommend but they are both considered the best in TJ's red light district.
Expect to pay $50 to $100 U.S for the girl plus the hotel is going to charge $11 bucks per 1/2 usage of the room. The hotel entrances are right outside the club entrances so you won't get lost on the way back for the next round. ;-)
The girls are sometimes negotiable but if you try too hard to haggle fuggedaboutit. They will move on. Most charge $60. You are paying them directly since they are all independent contractors. Prostitution is LEGAL there but pimps are against the law so that is why you don't want to pay a dude. Just go upstairs with the girl (knowing the rate you expect to pay before you get up there) and pay when you get in the room.
The rooms have showers and a bed. The girls walk you to the counter to pay for the room. The girls are given a condom a towel, and a bar of soap for you. The rooms are cleaned and sanitized after every customer including sheets getting changed. Expect to tip the room cleaners one buck on the way out. If you paid one already then don't worry about tipping them all.
The girls are tested and must have good papers to work in those established joints. Avoid girls on the street.
The girls range vastly in quality looks-wise but there are some truly stunning ones. Enthusiasm is another issue. Some are a ball, some are lame, but that is the mystery and fun of it.
Not every girl will just go with you and the hotter ones are more likely to be picky about who they go upstairs in the hotel with. Be polite and respectful. They are human beings and the nicer you treat them (i.e. tips, not being rude and drunk, etc.) the more fun you are likely to have. Most speak moderate to decent english.
You can drink fairly cheaply, but I really don't recommend getting to hammered and pissing off the locals who are quite friendly to you since they know you are there to give them money in one way or another.
I will be glad to go and help as a chaperone... heh heh...
Let me know if you all have any questions. Glad to help.Last edited by Far-L; 06-05-2004, 02:02 PM.HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982.
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While the first two may come in handy, I have never seen a wet floor caution sign anywhere in Baja CAOriginally posted by APN Philip
The only Spanish you'll need to wiggle your way out of a Federale
arrest:
"Jesus está en mi pantalones" (Jesus is in my pants)
"Mi coulo es el coulo del fuego" (My asshole is the asshole of fire"
"Precaution, piso mojado" (Caution, wet floor) I picked that one up from McDonald's today...Comment
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Shit, I think they wanted like $60 . . . that is expensive for a Mexican hooker (pretty sure we are talking about the same place)Originally posted by biglou
Once at Adelitas, the girls are cheap and the condoms are cheaper.Comment
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Tell me about and I'm not even Mexican...LOLOriginally posted by Gabriel
They let you cross back over?
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i am really excited !
hey poppy
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yep, same place . . . .the drinks in their bar are kind of pricey for TJ IMHOOriginally posted by Far-L
Ask for Adelitas or Chicago Club; they are essentially dog leg across the street from one another and within shouting distance. Adelitas is more raw and a bit wild wild west compared to Chicago which is fancier and has better AC. Depends how adventurous you feel for what I would recommend but they are both considered the best in TJ's red light district.
Expect to pay $50 to $100 U.S for the girl plus the hotel is going to charge $11 bucks per 1/2 usage of the room. The hotel entrances are right outside the club entrances so you won't get lost on the way back for the next round. ;-)
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Hey you! See you soon chica.Originally posted by webgurl
i am really excited !
hey poppy
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Far-L sounds like you know what you are doing?
Are you coming with us?
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im rolling with Far-L
he knows his ho's!Comment
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Those of you who have been to Adelitas...
Anyone ever been with Angela a.k.a. la Tiburona?) She can spot a fresh gringo before he takes five steps into the bar. She's not a stunning looker, but her skills in the room are legendary.
Oh yes, to those of you who are newbies... avoid the "Girls" on Ave Revolucion... (there are purposely quotes around the word 'girls').
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i have obviously been going to the wrong places!Comment
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I don't know anything beyond what KB told me about it...Originally posted by Mike AI
Far-L sounds like you know what you are doing?
Are you coming with us?
;-)
Don't want to invite myself, but if the invitation is open then count me in.
My recommendation is just use the buses to the border, then cab to the clubs but that might be what you already have planned.HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982.
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The drinks are pricier but the women are better by and large so that is just the small price you pay for the quality of the experience. I have noticed that locals pay less so it might be time to brush up on your spanish if you have not already.Originally posted by baddog
yep, same place . . . .the drinks in their bar are kind of pricey for TJ IMHOHomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982.
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The most I ever paid was $2 at Adelitas (when the enforce the minimum, often they don't) and $3 at Chicago. What do you consider expensive? Oh yeah, the Chicago waiters will often try to get you to buy an overpriced drink for the girl. They must have learned that from Deja Vu.Originally posted by Far-L
The drinks are pricier but the women are better by and large so that is just the small price you pay for the quality of the experience. I have noticed that locals pay less so it might be time to brush up on your spanish if you have not already.Comment
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I'll be hangin with Far-L cause MFM will get you killedOriginally posted by Far-L
Ask for Adelitas or Chicago Club; they are essentially dog leg across the street from one another and within shouting distance. Adelitas is more raw and a bit wild wild west compared to Chicago which is fancier and has better AC. Depends how adventurous you feel for what I would recommend but they are both considered the best in TJ's red light district.
Expect to pay $50 to $100 U.S for the girl plus the hotel is going to charge $11 bucks per 1/2 usage of the room. The hotel entrances are right outside the club entrances so you won't get lost on the way back for the next round. ;-)
The girls are sometimes negotiable but if you try too hard to haggle fuggedaboutit. They will move on. Most charge $60. You are paying them directly since they are all independent contractors. Prostitution is LEGAL there but pimps are against the law so that is why you don't want to pay a dude. Just go upstairs with the girl (knowing the rate you expect to pay before you get up there) and pay when you get in the room.
The rooms have showers and a bed. The girls walk you to the counter to pay for the room. The girls are given a condom a towel, and a bar of soap for you. The rooms are cleaned and sanitized after every customer including sheets getting changed. Expect to tip the room cleaners one buck on the way out. If you paid one already then don't worry about tipping them all.
The girls are tested and must have good papers to work in those established joints. Avoid girls on the street.
The girls range vastly in quality looks-wise but there are some truly stunning ones. Enthusiasm is another issue. Some are a ball, some are lame, but that is the mystery and fun of it.
Not every girl will just go with you and the hotter ones are more likely to be picky about who they go upstairs in the hotel with. Be polite and respectful. They are human beings and the nicer you treat them (i.e. tips, not being rude and drunk, etc.) the more fun you are likely to have. Most speak moderate to decent english.
You can drink fairly cheaply, but I really don't recommend getting to hammered and pissing off the locals who are quite friendly to you since they know you are there to give them money in one way or another.
I will be glad to go and help as a chaperone... heh heh...
Let me know if you all have any questions. Glad to help.
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I can't come to the expo i am only 18...
But i can come to Tijuana
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Far-L this trip is open to everyone.
However, I want to extend a personal invitation for you to join us!!
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Hey you guys are talking my lingo
The Chiscago Club is my home away from home. I' allready told some of the girls about Cybernet Expo so they know the porno kings are coming
and check my sig out if you want to know what Tijuana Hookers look likeLast edited by TijuanaPat; 06-06-2004, 11:29 AM.http://tijuana-escorts.com/
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Oh man that is pretty scary.Originally posted by TijuanaPat
Hey you guys are talking my lingo
The Chiscago Club is my home away from home. I' allready told some of the girls about Cybernet Expo so they know the porno kings are coming
and check my sig out if you want to know what Tijuana Hookers look like
I am glad MFM will be going, he is hotter then those chicks and always puts out!
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Mike AI: Honored, count me in.HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982.
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Originally posted by Mike AI
Oh man that is pretty scary.
I am glad MFM will be going, he is hotter then those chicks and always puts out! My friend the reason you do not see beauty in these girls is because your eyes are not yet blurred with tequila.
Drink enough tequila and they all become muy bonitahttp://tijuana-escorts.com/
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I live literally in view of the new Ball Park ... (PETCO) and also the enevt area for the biz get together .... I hope to welcome and say hey to some of ya out here in my neckof the woods ...Porn? ... oooooh YEAH!
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Buenos Dias!
Thought I would bump this baby one more time. Driving down to San Diego in the morning, see you all there!Comment
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Luke, Katie and I get in around 4pm....Originally posted by WEGCashCory
Buenos Dias!
Thought I would bump this baby one more time. Driving down to San Diego in the morning, see you all there!
Will be a long flight, after a LONG night in Tampa. ( Stanley Cup Finals!)
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Does the CHICAGO CLUB allow female patrons inside? If I so decide to partake, do the ladies there serve women as well?Comment
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My guess would be yes. But if not, I will work my ass off to make sure you get whatever you need.Originally posted by Trixie Racer
Does the CHICAGO CLUB allow female patrons inside? If I so decide to partake, do the ladies there serve women as well?
You have my word.Comment
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Originally posted by WEGCashCory
My guess would be yes. But if not, I will work my ass off to make sure you get whatever you need.
You have my word.
Does this include non-attractive women as well?
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Thank you. But I don't want to go all the way there if they won't allow me in. Can anyone here who lives in San Diego or TJ find out for me in advance? If I go, it will be June 9, 10, or 11th.Originally posted by WEGCashCory
My guess would be yes. But if not, I will work my ass off to make sure you get whatever you need.
You have my word.Comment
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Funny?Originally posted by Mike AI
Does this include non-attractive women as well?
Well you just made my list buddy.
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Updated: 11:08am 6-07-2004
1)KimmyKim
2) Guy who wrote those irritating Carl's Jr. "listen to a guy chew his food" commercials.
3) Amway sales people.
4) The guy who told on me for kissing another girl, causing me to lose my girlfriend when I was in 8th grade.
5) Sacramento Kings fans (all of them. Not just the ones with cowbells. All of them)
7) Inventor of tappered jeans.
8) Mike AILast edited by Cory W; 06-07-2004, 10:13 AM.Comment
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Trixie the Chicago Club serves Women my wife goes with me all the time (she's my translater)Originally posted by Trixie Racer
Does the CHICAGO CLUB allow female patrons inside? If I so decide to partake, do the ladies there serve women as well?
and yes there are a few of the women that are bihttp://tijuana-escorts.com/
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Trixie: Yes, women are allowed to go. Some couples go there to hook up the three-way type situations and I have been there and to Adelitas with women in our entourage more than once.Originally posted by Trixie Racer
Thank you. But I don't want to go all the way there if they won't allow me in. Can anyone here who lives in San Diego or TJ find out for me in advance? If I go, it will be June 9, 10, or 11th.
The bars are just like strip clubs with a bit of nude dancing. You might get some funny looks and stares from drunk idiots that might wonder if you are "available" but as long as that is not going to be too much of a pain in the ass and you are in good company then that will not be a problem.
Let me know if you have any other questions.HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982.
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I should also mention that Fridays and Saturdays are of course the big nights down there so the places will be fairly crowded and going off... more women, more dudes, more drinks, more cops, more chaos, more, more, more...
Also... I willingly admit that I eat the street vendor food every time I have ever been and I have never gotten sick once... can't say the same for $75 to $100 dollar a person meals at fancy shmancy places in Seattle and Los Angeles that have sent me racing for the toilet not knowing which end I should take care of projectiling from first...HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982.
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Woo hoo! Looks like I'll have to go check it out. Does your wife have any personal "favorites" or recommendations of bi women for me to check out?Originally posted by TijuanaPat
Trixie the Chicago Club serves Women my wife goes with me all the time (she's my translater)
and yes there are a few of the women that are bi
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Trixie I will have to introduce you to my wife, Katie.Originally posted by Trixie Racer
Woo hoo! Looks like I'll have to go check it out. Does your wife have any personal "favorites" or recommendations of bi women for me to check out?
Cory, you will not like Katie - she is from Sacrimento, and thus a Kings fan!
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Alex is her all time favorite she says she has a soft touchOriginally posted by Trixie Racer
Woo hoo! Looks like I'll have to go check it out. Does your wife have any personal "favorites" or recommendations of bi women for me to check out?
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God this is going to be fun.Originally posted by TijuanaPat
Alex is her all time favorite she says she has a soft touch
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