My son was born 2 weeks ago.
If you can get him a full ride to the university of his choice,,the money is yours.
If you can get him a full ride to the university of his choice,,the money is yours.
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you have life insurance? if so, I can off you, he collects and the rest is history -
i can help you, i have connections.. the catch is i cant discuss anything with you, and i will need the money upfrontHAH! FOUND IT FRISComment
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That is a great idea.Originally posted by baddog
you have life insurance? if so, I can off you, he collects and the rest is history
Sucks that i'll be gone though
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Originally posted by Jedimaster
My son was born 2 weeks ago.
If you can get him a full ride to the university of his choice,,the money is yours.
Simple,
Save money for him to go to college.
Start off with $2500-5000 dollars in a trust fund, put 10-15% of your monthly income in the trust. And by the time he is 18 and ready to go to college you should have enough for him to attend, and if you stick with that plan you might even be able to buy him a car for graduation.
contact me so you can send me that 10KComment
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That's easy. Take the 10 k and invest it...by the time he is ready for college, the money will be thereComment
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It's still along time till he even considers going to college.
It would be to premature to pay someone now coz they could die, then they would have to leave it to me in the will, and then it disappears.
On a serious note god luck and I am sure there are many people who can help you!Comment
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no worries, by the time they are that age they usually hate you any way . . . . this eliminates that painful process, and they grow up always loving you in their memory.Originally posted by Jedimaster
That is a great idea.
Sucks that i'll be gone though
Now, I will need $5k up front, the balance to be paid upon completion of the job . . . . any way you would like it done?Comment
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cool,,,ok I'm ready.Originally posted by baddog
no worries, by the time they are that age they usually hate you any way . . . . this eliminates that painful process, and they grow up always loving you in their memory.
Now, I will need $5k up front, the balance to be paid upon completion of the job . . . . any way you would like it done?
but i did say 'to the university of his choice' so when he decides,,,i'll let ya know.
i've always wanted to be drawn and quartered,,,do you know what that is?Comment
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Give me ten grand and I will convince him to sell porn like his dad and skip college. Done dealComment
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HEY,,I DON'T SELL PORN.Originally posted by slapass
Give me ten grand and I will convince him to sell porn like his dad and skip college. Done deal
I run lots of websites where I display ads for company's who will pay me or split the revenue.
No different than your local cable company displaying ads for the adult tv stations.Comment
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Jedi send traffic to my program , www.pillsbucks.com , and by the time he is ready for college you should have more than enough money to put him thru any college he would like to attend
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sure do . . . . even have access to a horse for realismOriginally posted by Jedimaster
cool,,,ok I'm ready.
but i did say 'to the university of his choice' so when he decides,,,i'll let ya know.
i've always wanted to be drawn and quartered,,,do you know what that is?Comment
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Originally posted by SlickRick
Simple,
Save money for him to go to college.
Start off with $2500-5000 dollars in a trust fund, put 10-15% of your monthly income in the trust. And by the time he is 18 and ready to go to college you should have enough for him to attend, and if you stick with that plan you might even be able to buy him a car for graduation.
contact me so you can send me that 10KComment
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Bwahahaha! You beat me to this one.Originally posted by baddog
you have life insurance? if so, I can off you, he collects and the rest is history
I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...
Webair, bitches.Comment
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Sure, I will help since he will be the first in your family to go to college. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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dam you baddog. I spat out coke all over my keyboard and down my freshly GFY t-shirt.Originally posted by baddog
you have life insurance? if so, I can off you, he collects and the rest is historyLast edited by monaro; 06-04-2004, 06:38 PM.Comment
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You believe that?Originally posted by Jedimaster
HEY,,I DON'T SELL PORN.
I run lots of websites where I display ads for company's who will pay me or split the revenue.
No different than your local cable company displaying ads for the adult tv stations.
denial is not a river in Egypt.Comment
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I'm glad I was not the only one who saw the bleeding obvious !Originally posted by wyldblyss
That's easy. Take the 10 k and invest it...by the time he is ready for college, the money will be there
Better still give me the $10k, I'll invest $8k, keep the $2 for myself and in 17 years time write you the check...
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Reminds me of that quote:Originally posted by baddog
no worries, by the time they are that age they usually hate you any way . . . .
"By the time I was old enough to finally realize that my Dad was right about most things, I had a son who thought I was wrong"
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Not so simple.. the cost of tuition has been going up nearly as fast as the interest on a safe-ish investment.Originally posted by wyldblyss
That's easy. Take the 10 k and invest it...by the time he is ready for college, the money will be there
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