So i got bored and was chatting with the yahoo bot.

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  • Alex
    So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
    • Jun 2004
    • 10963

    #1

    So i got bored and was chatting with the yahoo bot.

    [email protected]: hello
    YahooHelper: Hello [email protected]! I'm a bot here to help you. To get help on a topic send a message of the form "/help topic" (e.g., /help friend)
    Where topic is one of the following -
    friend add group online message profile status alerts
    [email protected]: how are you
    YahooHelper: Doing well. Thank you. I'm a bot here to help you. To get help on a topic send a message of the form "/help topic" (e.g., /help friend)
    Where topic is one of the following -
    friend add group online message profile status alerts
    [email protected]: im good too
    YahooHelper: Hi [email protected], I am an automated robot and I'm here to help you get familar with Yahoo! Messenger. Type some text in the window below and click 'SEND' to talk to me.
    [email protected]: Will you be my friend
    YahooHelper: Great, now we're talking! [email protected], did you know that Yahoo! Messenger allows you to keep track of all your friends and see when they are online? If your friend does not have messenger yet, click on the 'FRIENDS' button and select Invite a friend to get Messenger. If your friend already has a Yahoo! ID, just click the 'ADD' button and you will see a smiley face next to their name when they are online. Type below and click 'SEND' to continue.
    [email protected]: I didnt know that . Thanks
    YahooHelper: Anytime. Thank you for using Yahoo! Messenger
    [email protected]: I love you
    YahooHelper: Once your friends have Yahoo! Messenger running, there are a lot of things you can do with them. Try sending them an Instant Message. Just double-click their name to send them an Instant Message. It's faster than email and cheaper than a phone call! We're Instant Messaging each other right now! Keep talking and I'll tell you more.
    [email protected]: i have no friends
    YahooHelper: If you want to talk to several people at once, you can create your own Instant Chat Room. Just click on the 'MESSENGER' menu item and the select Start a Conference. To have an even richer experience, try talking live with your friends using Messenger. It's just like a phone call except free! All you need is a computer microphone and speakers. Try clicking on the 'MESSENGER' menu item and then select Start a Voice Chat. Keep talking and I'll tell you more.
    [email protected]: I need friends first
    YahooHelper: Waiting for your friends to sign up? Use Yahoo! Messenger to see if you have new Yahoo! Mail. Get an account at: http://mail.yahoo.com. You can also use Messenger to keep track of your favorite stocks, news and more! Click on the tabs near the bottom of the Messenger application to see what else Messenger can do for you. You know what to do to keep talking...
    [email protected]: Will you be my friend
    YahooHelper: We have more help for you if you need it. Click on the 'HELP' menu item and then 'YAHOO! MESSENGER HELP' to see our full help area. To get more tips, type /help while you are talking with me and we have some basic online instructions for you.
    [email protected]: YOu help me
    YahooHelper: To get help on a topic send a message of the form "/help topic" (e.g., /help friend)
    Where topic is one of the following -
    friend add group online message profile status alerts
    [email protected]: I have to go
    YahooHelper: Well [email protected], it was great talking to you! Have fun!
    Care about me?
    Who?
    Me!
    Who?
  • nofx
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 16826

    #2
    you really should kill yourself

    stop making these threads

    stop...
    stop

    Often times I wonder why
    There's love and hate, theres live or die.
    When sickness comes I must decide:
    When feelings go, theres suicide.

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    • Alex
      So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
      • Jun 2004
      • 10963

      #3
      hater...
      Care about me?
      Who?
      Me!
      Who?

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      • Mike Okitch
        Confirmed User
        • May 2004
        • 4126

        #4
        Where's that picture of the bum with the "I need friends" sign when I need it!
        SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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        • xfalmp
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2002
          • 1474

          #5
          Spacedog was funnier.

          Trust the "WOW" effect.

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          • thefool
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2005
            • 1593

            #6
            what ever happened to the "MAGIC 8 BALL" on yahoo... that thing was great to talk to!

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